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(9 News) Scary Where's Waldo? Grabbing a bartender by the genitals and kicking him in the groin, that's where   (9news.com) divider line 54
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2011-11-05 12:00:14 PM
She's nuts.
 
2011-11-05 02:49:16 PM
She's going to receive a stiff penalty for that
 
2011-11-05 02:49:34 PM
OregonVet: She's nuts.

You know a number of Farkers think that's hot, right?
 
2011-11-05 02:49:57 PM
I'm sorry, but kicking several times in the 'nads ought to be FIRST degree assault.
 
2011-11-05 02:51:37 PM
I'd hate to see what YOU consider foreplay.
 
2011-11-05 02:52:38 PM
In California, the bartender would be charged with sexual misconduct for letting his balls touch a drunk girl's hand and feet.

Women can do no wrong.
 
2011-11-05 02:52:52 PM
Waldo must be a Sooners fan.
 
2011-11-05 02:54:12 PM
FTFA: "when police say she grabbed the bartender by his genitals and kicked him several times in the groin. "

So she was kicking her own hand? I mean, presumably, said genitals were inside his pants, so she'd be grabbing and kicking in the same place.
 
2011-11-05 02:54:36 PM
If you were holding someone's genitals WHILE kicking them wouldn't you just kick your own hand?
 
2011-11-05 02:54:51 PM
The woman said she wanted it ON THE ROCKS.

This is why I don't tip bad bartenders.
 
2011-11-05 02:55:57 PM
Barakku: If you were holding someone's genitals WHILE kicking them wouldn't you just kick your own hand?

nosehat: So she was kicking her own hand? I mean, presumably, said genitals were inside his pants, so she'd be grabbing and kicking in the same place.

Amateurs.

SMALL amateurs, too.
 
2011-11-05 02:58:57 PM
Grabbin the twig, kickin the berries.
 
2011-11-05 03:03:05 PM
That was nice of her to protect his balls while kicking the rest of his crotch
 
2011-11-05 03:05:35 PM
Girls are taught this at a young age...

img854.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-05 03:09:54 PM
What the woman who went Ballistic may look like:
cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-05 03:10:19 PM
I don't know why, but when I first saw the headline I saw the phrase "grenade launcher"
 
2011-11-05 03:10:32 PM
Bartender (on and off for 25 years) here.
Drunken women are much worse than men.
Have been swung at, have had glassware thrown at, and have been choked, by crazy drunken biatches on several occasions.

/Biatch that grabbed me by the tie got a serious beat down before being arrested
 
2011-11-05 03:11:04 PM
I'm as confused as the other contributors above. How do you grab the gentials and kick the groin? I'm guessing that was sequential, not concurrent?
 
2011-11-05 03:14:40 PM
Ok, that is crazy nuts but unlawful sexual contact? There was nothing sexual about that contact.
 
2011-11-05 03:17:53 PM
BumpInTheNight: What the woman who went Ballistic may look like:
[cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com
Man, Carla from Scrubs really let herself go.

www.zap2it.com
 
2011-11-05 03:26:18 PM
Do not want her to touch my junk.

/but maybe she has a pretty friend?
 
2011-11-05 03:26:36 PM
Grabbing a bartender by the genitals and kicking him in the groin

I'll never understand the female thought process. Especially when they are pissed off.
 
2011-11-05 03:27:17 PM
She should have to register as a sex offender.
 
2011-11-05 03:35:00 PM
"You want a tip? It's right here next to your balls!"
 
2011-11-05 03:47:24 PM
One step away from an ass kicking contest with a one-legged man.
 
2011-11-05 03:49:22 PM
cowgirl toffee: Girls are taught this at a young age..

Or not.

I was present when my girlfriend learned for the first time that testicles may not be grabbed casually like a bag of cashews. She was astonished -- doubly so, as up to that point in our relationship my demeanor had been characterized by reserve and unwillingness to share emotions.

The culprit, incidentally, was a women's magazine of course. It seems that whenever an otherwise intelligent woman under 30 unaccountably does something socially retarded, it is because she took advice from one of them.

/completely OT, sorry
 
2011-11-05 03:55:58 PM
Monkey MKIII: OregonVet: She's nuts.

You know a number of Farkers think that's hot, right?


Not this one. No sir.

I don't do crazy.
 
2011-11-05 04:02:46 PM
Guidette Frankentits: In California, the bartender would be charged with sexual misconduct for letting his balls touch a drunk girl's hand and feet.

I chuckled, but you may be right and there is at least one lawyer who would see it, like that
 
2011-11-05 04:11:18 PM
Where the fark do these mungos come from, seriously? Humanity has such a large underclass of garbage people. Put them all in concentration camps or lock them in barns and set them aflame.
 
2011-11-05 04:18:46 PM
Sabyen91: Ok, that is crazy nuts but unlawful sexual contact? There was nothing sexual about that contact.

Pretty sure that's a catch-all for whenever you grab someones sex organs without their permission.

Had this been reversed and it was a guy grabbing a womans breast/crotch while attacking her they would have gone with the same charge (the penalty of course would have been far more severe, I suspect she will do some community service/probation and that's about it).
 
2011-11-05 04:24:27 PM
macromeme.com
 
2011-11-05 04:43:27 PM
Is she busy tonight?
 
2011-11-05 04:48:14 PM
Now that's a balancing trick.
 
2011-11-05 04:48:51 PM
watson.t.hamster: Had this been reversed and it was a guy grabbing a womans breast/crotch while attacking her they would have gone with the same charge

If a man had done it, he'd be charged with a sex crime and forced to register on the sex offender's list the rest of his life.
 
2011-11-05 05:07:15 PM
ReverendJasen: watson.t.hamster: Had this been reversed and it was a guy grabbing a womans breast/crotch while attacking her they would have gone with the same charge

If a man had done it, he'd be charged with a sex crime and forced to register on the sex offender's list the rest of his life.


fi.somethingawful.com

For the violent crotch-grabbing barbarians who were forced to register as sex offenders.
 
2011-11-05 05:11:26 PM
JLEM: ReverendJasen: watson.t.hamster: Had this been reversed and it was a guy grabbing a womans breast/crotch while attacking her they would have gone with the same charge

If a man had done it, he'd be charged with a sex crime and forced to register on the sex offender's list the rest of his life.

[fi.somethingawful.com image 125x108]

For the violent crotch-grabbing barbarians who were forced to register as sex offenders.


Didn't he play the Matire'D in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
 
2011-11-05 05:18:47 PM
JLEM: ReverendJasen: watson.t.hamster: Had this been reversed and it was a guy grabbing a womans breast/crotch while attacking her they would have gone with the same charge

If a man had done it, he'd be charged with a sex crime and forced to register on the sex offender's list the rest of his life.

[fi.somethingawful.com image 125x108]

For the violent crotch-grabbing barbarians who were forced to register as sex offenders.


It does seem a double standard considering this violent crotch-grabbing barbarian will not be given that treatment entirely due to her gender.
 
2011-11-05 05:20:20 PM
watson.t.hamster: JLEM: ReverendJasen: watson.t.hamster: Had this been reversed and it was a guy grabbing a womans breast/crotch while attacking her they would have gone with the same charge

If a man had done it, he'd be charged with a sex crime and forced to register on the sex offender's list the rest of his life.

[fi.somethingawful.com image 125x108]

For the violent crotch-grabbing barbarians who were forced to register as sex offenders.

It does seem a double standard considering this violent crotch-grabbing barbarian will not be given that treatment entirely due to her gender.


Truer words were never spoken

If this was a man, he'd already be in jail and the key tossed away.
 
2011-11-05 05:24:08 PM
watson.t.hamster: JLEM: ReverendJasen: watson.t.hamster: Had this been reversed and it was a guy grabbing a womans breast/crotch while attacking her they would have gone with the same charge

If a man had done it, he'd be charged with a sex crime and forced to register on the sex offender's list the rest of his life.

[fi.somethingawful.com image 125x108]

For the violent crotch-grabbing barbarians who were forced to register as sex offenders.

It does seem a double standard considering this violent crotch-grabbing barbarian will not be given that treatment entirely due to her gender.


You do realize that there are women who are registered sex offenders and that a Sexual Assault conviction (she has been charged with sexual assault) would force her to register as a sexual offender, same as any guy, right?
 
2011-11-05 05:25:35 PM
Here. (new window)

There's even a website about it.
 
2011-11-05 05:44:39 PM
JLEM: Here. (new window)

There's even a website about it.


Sounds hot?
 
2011-11-05 05:54:01 PM
MurphyMurphy: [macromeme.com image 500x432]

Rickt-click. Save.
 
2011-11-05 06:00:35 PM
I was expecting a way-late drunk Halloween person or a very strange cosplayer...I...thought...wrong...apparently...
 
2011-11-05 06:02:53 PM
zulius: I was expecting a way-late drunk Halloween person or a very strange cosplayer...I...thought...wrong...apparently...

You have been reading Fark far too long.
 
2011-11-05 06:04:14 PM
JLEM: watson.t.hamster: JLEM: ReverendJasen: watson.t.hamster: Had this been reversed and it was a guy grabbing a womans breast/crotch while attacking her they would have gone with the same charge

If a man had done it, he'd be charged with a sex crime and forced to register on the sex offender's list the rest of his life.

[fi.somethingawful.com image 125x108]

For the violent crotch-grabbing barbarians who were forced to register as sex offenders.

It does seem a double standard considering this violent crotch-grabbing barbarian will not be given that treatment entirely due to her gender.

You do realize that there are women who are registered sex offenders and that a Sexual Assault conviction (she has been charged with sexual assault) would force her to register as a sexual offender, same as any guy, right?


You do realize that the punishments for women (for the exact same crime) are on average far less severe than for men right? At least one study (new window)has found that the discrepancy in sentencing between black and white men (which most people agree is a problem with should deal with) is actually far lower than the discrepancy between men and women.

Yes she *may* be eligible for this treatment. Will she actually be forced to register as a sex-offender and have her entire life ruined? Very doubtful.
 
2011-11-05 06:41:46 PM
Guidette Frankentits: In California, the bartender would be charged with sexual misconduct for letting his balls touch a drunk girl's hand and feet.

Women can do no wrong.


Don't forget the cash settlement she would get. The bartender clearly did something wrong.
 
2011-11-05 06:47:41 PM
watson.t.hamster: You do realize that the punishments for women (for the exact same crime) are on average far less severe than for men right? At least one study (new window)has found that the discrepancy in sentencing between black and white men (which most people agree is a problem with should deal with) is actually far lower than the discrepancy between men and women.

Immaterial to the conversation at hand (though a very interesting study, and thanks for the link). While there have been cross gender/cross ethnicity/cross tax bracket disparities in sentencing practices, that has nothing to do with your assertion that a woman doesn't get put on a sex offenders list but a man does. I was merely pointing out to you that convicted sex offenders get placed on the registry regardless of gender.
 
2011-11-05 06:50:36 PM
zulius: I was expecting a way-late drunk Halloween person or a very strange cosplayer...I...thought...wrong...apparently...

I am also disappointed in the reality of the situation.
So here's the results of a GIS for "Waldo Costume:"
images.halloweencostumes.com
/hot
 
2011-11-05 06:50:38 PM
GHBTGAKHITG?
 
2011-11-05 06:52:08 PM
watson.t.hamster: Yes she *may* be eligible for this treatment. Will she actually be forced to register as a sex-offender and have her entire life ruined? Very doubtful.

It may be very doubtful to you personally, but in reality it depends on the state. Not sure how CO handles such things, but if you're interested here's a link. (new window)
 
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