I was at the mall yesterday to go to the movies and the place was already all decked out. Who needs a month and as half to do Christmas shopping?

/misses Halloween
//hasn't taken down the decorations yet

People who play that godawful Christmas Music shiat before mid-December should be beaten with lead pipes.

FirstNationalBastard: People who play that godawful Christmas Music shiat before mid-December should be beaten with lead pipes.

The radio stations that go to an all-Christmas music format well before Thanksgiving especially enrage me. fark that.

F**k you, Subby.

Yep. The local paper had an article about several seasonal shops opening up at one of our malls (Valley River Center), one of them being Hickory Farms.

At least they waited several days after Halloween.

jake_lex: FirstNationalBastard: People who play that godawful Christmas Music shiat before mid-December should be beaten with lead pipes.

The radio stations that go to an all-Christmas music format well before Thanksgiving especially enrage me. fark that.

Indeed.

I only hope that they lose listeners by pulling that shiat.

I don't give a rat's ass about the phony 'Christmas' crap, shoved down our throats each and every year. SSDY. Tired of buying crap, cheap crap, cheap chinese crap and tired of the whole mess. No problem, be good to one another, show some love and emotion for others, but the crapfest is just that - a junkfest.

In the past I turned off any radio station that played that stuff until after the new year began. If I walk into a store and hear that crap I turn around and don't shop there again until after the new year begins. At the beginning of this year I just kept getting my groceries at the hippie coop instead of going back to the other supermarket. I also didn't put the radio stations back on my preset stations that had started playing that crap too early. If any of the new radio stations on there play that shiat more than a couple days before X-mas they will go away for good as well. I didn't hear any of it at the coop and I bought my X-mas food about 3 days before, so I can live with it if they play it for a couple days.

You need to complain with your wallet, just like how you need to vote with your wallet. Nobody cares about how much you grumble. They care when you stop showing up to spend money. They care when you vote for someone else.

Fark Christmas, fark the fake bullshiat whitewash "peace on earth and goodwill toward all" crap people plaster on for one month and promptly say "Fark You" to the rest of humanity for the other 11 months of the year, and fark Santa Claus in his fat, jiggly ass with Rudolph's antlers.

Who's that coming 'round the bend?
It's Santa and his reindeer friends.
With a 'ho ho ho'
and a hey hey hey
it's Santa's super sleigh.

snowshovel: Pretty much getting what Id expect from the usual fark atheists, who can barely handle one month of The Good Word a year. Im expecting that the Dems will be passing some kind of godless holiday soon in some form of law to "provide balance". Oh wait, I forgot! Thats April 15th,,,,

*punches snowshovel right in the damn mouth*

Not only was it poor trolling, but damn it I'll punch anyone who even pretends that we need Christmas music anytime before black friday.

And I like Christmas and Christmas music! Just not.......outside of the day after thanksgiving through new years.

apeiron242: Elect me as president and i will outlaw displays/music/etc for any holiday more than a month away. Or, require that you can have two holiday things going on at once. So you have to take down your Halloween shiat before you can put out the Turducken's Day shiat.

You had me until you cast aspersions on my favorite holiday,Thanksgiving. It's the only holiday of the year worth celebrating. What a premise: you give thanks to whatever space ghost you placed your bets on, or dispense with all that mumbo-jumbo and just eat turkey (and I love a well-prepared turkey) and watch football all day. Plus, you get an extra long weekend. What's not to love?

cyberspacedout: I guess it's karma that Paul wound up becoming Jewish and will now have to listen to gawd awful Hannukah music.

You'd think he'd stick with the "god" that made him a Beatle. If I was his jilted god, I'd fark him up.

/SIIIIIIMPLY-HAAAAAVING A PESTIFEROUS HANUKKAH TIME!

I learned how to can this last year! Those of my family who have expressed interest will receive a hefty jar of blueberry, strawberry, or rhubarb jelly. All with scented homemade candles and a charming needle point. And subby can receive a hefty jar of jelly right upside his GODDAMNED HEAD because he's a farking cocksucker WHO PUT THAT FORSAKEN SONG IN MY MIND!!!!11!!!

snowshovel: Pretty much getting what Id expect from the usual fark atheists athiests, who can barely handle one month of The Good Word a year. Im expecting that the Dems will be passing some kind of godless holiday soon in some form of law to "provide balance". Oh wait, I forgot! Thats April 15th,,,,

/poot perv