man, just when i was sitting down to enjoy this pizza.
avoid the noid

So awesome
/band geek

what a dick.

Video?

pics or it didn't happen :P

*amock

*or amok

Once again I go to the tubes to find local news.

I'm here for the video too. Also, wouldn't this kind of stunt lead to a sex offender registration?

Madame Ovary: I'm here for the video too. Also, wouldn't this kind of stunt lead to a sex offender registration?

He was wearing tighty-whities, apparently.

a broad man in a black jacket brought him down with a bear hug tackle

+1 for the writer. Very nice.

Here he comes!
Boogedy boogedy!

They always beat us in soccer when I was growing up. Football too. Bleh.

The band is awesome.

/band geek

jayfurr: Video: Link (new window)

Thanks

"It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract, goodness knows. And goodness knows it isn't like I haven't kept myself trim. Goodness knows, I've done that"

Kenneth Lamar Noid

On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia, Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police.[5] After the incident had ended, police Chief Reed Miller offered a memorable assessment to reporters: "He's paranoid."[6] Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noid

This is my high school. I was in that color guard 15 years ago. Can't decide if I should be proud of them for making Fark news.

/Salem born and Salem bred, when I die I'll be Salem dead

Alegria: This is my high school. I was in that color guard 15 years ago. Can't decide if I should be proud of them for making Fark news.

/Salem born and Salem bred, when I die I'll be Salem dead

I recently moved to Salem. Is there anything to do besides work and freeze to death?

"Salem police officers released the teen to his parents, Sgt. Michael Mills said. He was not immediately charged."
That seems to make a nice change from the usual "knee-jerk reaction outrage! kid expelled, jailed" type stuff we normally see from this sort of thing. Perhaps there are some normal people in authority that see some school high-jinks as just that... a bit of a laugh and no harm actually done.
Huzzah to Salem police.

/broad

JLEM: [www.thelmagazine.com image 425x301]

"It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract, goodness knows. And goodness knows it isn't like I haven't kept myself trim. Goodness knows, I've done that"

"That's strange. All of a sudden, I don't quite feel like myself."

DubyaHater: Alegria: This is my high school. I was in that color guard 15 years ago. Can't decide if I should be proud of them for making Fark news.

/Salem born and Salem bred, when I die I'll be Salem dead

I recently moved to Salem. Is there anything to do besides work and freeze to death?

Hope you like football. Seriously, Salem's a nice little town, but there's a little more going on next door in Roanoke. What types of stuff are you interested in? And where did you move from, if you're freezing to death in SW Virginia?

hippyneil: "Salem police officers released the teen to his parents, Sgt. Michael Mills said. He was not immediately charged."
That seems to make a nice change from the usual "knee-jerk reaction outrage! kid expelled, jailed" type stuff we normally see from this sort of thing. Perhaps there are some normal people in authority that see some school high-jinks as just that... a bit of a laugh and no harm actually done.
Huzzah to Salem police.

/broad

Yeah, I guess if you wear a banana suit and run on the sidelines, you are much worse.

Alegria: This is my high school. I was in that color guard 15 years ago. Can't decide if I should be proud of them for making Fark news.

/Salem born and Salem bred, when I die I'll be Salem dead


But do you have a Salem jacket?

I live about 5 miles away from the Stadium. Woooo local news on Fark!!

Is this where I chime in and mention that I live in Roanoke, Salem's bigger (and better) neighboring city?

This thread is useless without a video. With sound.

DubyaHater: Alegria: This is my high school. I was in that color guard 15 years ago. Can't decide if I should be proud of them for making Fark news.

/Salem born and Salem bred, when I die I'll be Salem dead

I recently moved to Salem. Is there anything to do besides work and freeze to death?

Tour a winery?
http://www.visitroanokeva.com/things-to-do/wineries/

Clockwork Kumquat: a broad man in a black jacket brought him down with a bear hug tackle

+1 for the writer. Very nice.

Yeah, nicely crafted description. But I was left thinking, if anyone is asking for sex offender charges it's the broad man in a black jacket -- bear hug tackling fifteen-year-olds in skivvies.

Everydayiblasphorme: Alegria: This is my high school. I was in that color guard 15 years ago. Can't decide if I should be proud of them for making Fark news.

/Salem born and Salem bred, when I die I'll be Salem dead


But do you have a Salem jacket?


Sure did!

video man: Did you know admins get pissed if you replace the US flag with the USSR flag as a senior prank?

The admins got pissed at everything that didn't fit into Salem's perfect image -- can't imagine it's changed much.

They should have known this was about to happen when Funky Winkerbean was on the glockenspiel.