Now let me get this straight: There is a woman out there who may be less than honest trying to convince a man that he is the father of her baby, presumably for some financial reason.

My whole world is turned upside down.

FTFA: ... originally told her ex-boyfriend that he was the baby-daddy


This was written by the very fly shortie, Rebecca Rosenberg, a.k.a. "R Money."

You mean women lie about the paternity of their spawn in order to manipulate men and leech off their resources? I'm gonna need a minute to process this new information. My world has been rocked.

I for one am hoping against hope that it actually is Bieber's kid.
How many parents would let their kids listen to him then? Every 12 yr old girl in the world would be creeped out by the situation, and he would most likely get sent to the discount bin.
Imagine a Bieber-less world.... Fantastic.

She's screwed. Was literally, now figuratively.

Snarfangel: Now let me get this straight: There is a woman out there who may be less than honest trying to convince a man that he is the father of her baby, presumably for some financial reason.

My whole world is turned upside down.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Beiber-batter baby bumper. How many times can you say it in 30 seconds?

Of all the sweet, sweet teenage poon that probably gets thrown at him, he'd hit this?

Honest Bender: You mean women lie about the paternity of their spawn in order to manipulate men and leech off their resources? I'm gonna need a minute to process this new information. My world has been rocked.

sure haven't: I for one am hoping against hope that it actually is Bieber's kid.
How many parents would let their kids listen to him then? Every 12 yr old girl in the world would be creeped out by the situation, and he would most likely get sent to the discount bin.
Imagine a Bieber-less world.... Fantastic.

Came here for this...leaving happy.....

If only there was some scientific way to solve this mystery...

FTFA: "But it didn't make sense because she had a doctor's note saying she wasn't pregnant enough for that to be possible. It didn't add up."

Not pregnant enough? Doctor's should really take more care to ensure the notes they write sound at least a little medical-y.

Grey Street: Honest Bender: You mean women lie about the paternity of their spawn in order to manipulate men and leech off their resources? I'm gonna need a minute to process this new information. My world has been rocked.

The baby's eyes *did* look like his.

16-year-old Bieber who impregnated her in October 2010 during a 30-second sex session in the bathroom of the LA Staples Center after he performed there.

I crack up every time the 30 second detail gets thrown in. Makes it all the more plausible.

The skank is strong with this one

What's a beiber?

/had to be asked

"Poor (Justin Bieber) kid he's worked so hard for his career and to deal with this.''

Lol, wut

LarryDan43: If only there was some scientific way to solve this mystery...

You know, it would be funny as hell if she were telling the truth.

gunsmack: SDRR: i1143.photobucket.com

Seriously. Charge her with statutory, see how quick the story changes.

If she did it, and he is the father, she'd stick to the story. Misdemeanor charge vs. millions in "child support"? No brainer.

Krusty's Wench: sure haven't: I for one am hoping against hope that it actually is Bieber's kid.
How many parents would let their kids listen to him then? Every 12 yr old girl in the world would be creeped out by the situation, and he would most likely get sent to the discount bin.
Imagine a Bieber-less world.... Fantastic.

Came here for this...leaving happy.....

Ha h hah, you came here for Justin Bieber.

Satanic_Hamster: Krusty's Wench: sure haven't: I for one am hoping against hope that it actually is Bieber's kid.
How many parents would let their kids listen to him then? Every 12 yr old girl in the world would be creeped out by the situation, and he would most likely get sent to the discount bin.
Imagine a Bieber-less world.... Fantastic.

Came here for this...leaving happy.....

Ha h hah, you came here for Justin Bieber.

She's not as hot as the cute Hansen sister, but I've fapped to worse.

I used to work with a woman like this. She claimed Bon Jovi was her secret boyfriend, and that he called her every day to tell her how much he loved her, and that she had been pregnant by him but they "chose" to have an abortion to avoid the scandal.

She easily weighed over 200 pounds. She was not an attractive woman. She was also the kind of crazy woman who would ask people for their name when they upset her, so she could write it in her little notebook for "future revenge" or other oddities.

I'm pretty sure Bon Jovi wasn't her boyfriend.

SharkTrager: gunsmack: SDRR: i1143.photobucket.com

Seriously. Charge her with statutory, see how quick the story changes.

If she did it, and he is the father, she'd stick to the story. Misdemeanor charge vs. millions in "child support"? No brainer.

Not sure the courts would award her the support in that case. Picture the classic Teacher-Student scandals coming out all the time. If the teacher winds up pregnant, she doesn't get to go after the minor for child support.

And in this case, I am sure there is enough money in the Beiber piggy-bank to hire a damn good legal team to fight all this.

GoodHomer: Of all the sweet, sweet teenage poon that probably gets thrown at him, he'd hit this?

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YE GODS, THIS. My first look at this...person. As much as I'd've loved to believe it, what with the old schadenfreude factor and all, I REALLY DON'T THINK SO.

*shudders*

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THIS.

If this story was true, wouldn't Bieber have been 16 or so when they would've done it? Somebody charge this attention whore with statutory rape and shut her the hell up.

/wtf, why am I white-knighting Justin Bieber?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "Poor (Justin Bieber) kid he's worked so hard for his career and to deal with this.'
Lol, wut

He does work hard. Come on, you can say all kinds of mean things about him, but he really does do all those performances and travels and probably works his butt off getting ready for his concerts.

He might be outrageously compensated for his work, but he does work.

This story was all over TMZ yesterday, with a copy of the arrest report and everything.

Justin Bieber is the 1%.

Do public records search. Find name in pending court case. Talk to victim. Comedy gold.

the_vegetarian_cannibal: why am I white-knighting Justin Bieber?

fark Bieber; the real tragedy is that women like this make it harder for other women with legitimate paternity claims to get what they deserve.

Where the fark do people like this come from?

squirrel_spam: SharkTrager: gunsmack: SDRR: i1143.photobucket.com

Seriously. Charge her with statutory, see how quick the story changes.

If she did it, and he is the father, she'd stick to the story. Misdemeanor charge vs. millions in "child support"? No brainer.

Not sure the courts would award her the support in that case. Picture the classic Teacher-Student scandals coming out all the time. If the teacher winds up pregnant, she doesn't get to go after the minor for child support.

And in this case, I am sure there is enough money in the Beiber piggy-bank to hire a damn good legal team to fight all this.

O Rly? (new window)

AirForceVet: FTA: "She's a golddigger and just wants someone to take care of her," Jensen said. "She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."

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And she once got busy in a Burger King Bathroom

GoodHomer: Of all the sweet, sweet teenage poon that probably gets thrown at him, he'd hit this?

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After he finished, he slapped her on the ass and said "no one will ever believe you."

Fano: AirForceVet: FTA: "She's a golddigger and just wants someone to take care of her," Jensen said. "She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."

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And she once got busy in a Burger King Bathroom

Hey yo, fat girl, come here are you ticklish.

the_vegetarian_cannibal: SDRR: [i1143.photobucket.com image 600x431]

THIS.

If this story was true, wouldn't Bieber have been 16 or so when they would've done it? Somebody charge this attention whore with statutory rape and shut her the hell up.

/wtf, why am I white-knighting Justin Bieber?

The sheer lunacy of this woman has me almost thinking of doing the same thing. The story isn't even plausible at this point, and the stupidity of her actually risking statutory rape charges for the paternity money is actually in the range of her stupidity, now that we know what kind of person she is. I don't even think she thought of the rape charges when she made this stupid claim.

If I ever decide to have kids, and I see some producers scouting my little timmy/susan, I think i'll crush thier hopes and dreams. And if that fails, I'll make them smoke menthols and drink draino until thier vocal cords sound like a 60 year old male cross dresser.

/are there ANY good stories of teen stars?

Fame Whores. Will they ever GO AWAY?

cowsspinach: Fame Whores. Will they ever GO AWAY?




No. These reprobates make millions for doing nothing. Great example to set for the youth of today.

AppleOptionEsc: If I ever decide to have kids, and I see some producers scouting my little timmy/susan, I think i'll crush thier hopes and dreams. And if that fails, I'll make them smoke menthols and drink draino until thier vocal cords sound like a 60 year old male cross dresser.

/are there ANY good stories of teen stars?

Fiona Apple turned out alright, and she was 17 when she recorded her first album. All of her problems came before the major label record deal.

Aurelius Maximus: 16-year-old Bieber who impregnated her in October 2010 during a 30-second sex session in the bathroom of the LA Staples Center after he performed there.

I crack up every time the 30 second detail gets thrown in. Makes it all the more plausible.

Not to come to biebers defense, but would you want your pecker in her for more than 30 seconds?