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(Detroit News)   Lions now 0-7!   ( divider line
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1564 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Nov 2001 at 9:51 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-05 09:59:36 AM  
Long live the curse of BARRY!!!
2001-11-05 10:02:25 AM  
Wippuh: no doubt, he was da man
2001-11-05 10:02:56 AM  
what the fark!
2001-11-05 10:03:08 AM  
i think we need a pathetic tag.
2001-11-05 10:05:29 AM  
The sad thing is, my brother is a huge Lions fan. The happy thing is, I can give him a hard time after every game.
2001-11-05 10:09:26 AM  
Owens is da man. Even thou he's a moron off the field (and sometimes on the field).

9ers should have won this much more easily.
2001-11-05 10:15:42 AM  
Sounds like more lemons are being produced in
2001-11-05 10:17:57 AM  
Watching Owens antics on or off the field is enough to make me want to snap his legs. If anyone caught the segment on Fox where they let Jimmy Kimmel make predictions, his little piece on Owens was hysterical.
2001-11-05 10:19:07 AM  
Finally, my first article!

I actually thought they might win early into the boo boo boo to me. I should have known better.
2001-11-05 10:19:37 AM  
I hope the Lions win a Super Bowl before I die. I plan on living a really long time just to give them a chance.
2001-11-05 10:22:56 AM  
Boooooo to the moderators that deleted the first 4-5 posts. I still would like to see the Lions win at least a game this year. The perfect season of the Bucs should belong to Steve Spurrier for a long, long time.
2001-11-05 10:23:55 AM  
Finally, a link I submitted got posted, except I gave it an 'Obvious' tag, and said, 'Thank God we have the Red Wings!'
I sit on the other side of the cubicle wall from a season ticket holder and I just LOVE razzing her about how bad the Lions suck!
2001-11-05 10:49:53 AM  
Da Bears 6 & 1 people !
Another unbelievable game yesterday at Soldier Field.

Game score from last night in N.H.L.
Detroit Red Wings 4 @ Chicago Blackhawks 5

2 Ex-Cubs(Mark Grace & Luis Gonzales)get key hits in bottom of the ninth to snap Yankees streak and help the D'backs win the 2001 World Series.

All in all a pretty good day for Chicago sports fans.
2001-11-05 10:54:26 AM  
Ha Ha Yankees! Ha Ha Ha.............Ha Ha!........Ha ha......Hmmm....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2001-11-05 10:59:15 AM  
Who's on top though, SLAYERSWINE?

DETROIT 15 12 3 0 0 52 38 24
CHICAGO 16 9 4 3 0 53 44 21
ST LOUIS 13 7 3 3 0 39 30 17
NASHVILLE 15 5 8 2 0 37 43 12
COLUMBUS 14 2 8 4 0 24 43 8

Stats Courtesy NHL.COM
2001-11-05 10:59:27 AM  
Wait... I thought that the Panthers were the worst team out there. Didn't all three of our quarterbacks get handed their arses yesterday?

our(s)= from Charlotte, btw
2001-11-05 11:18:53 AM  
yep, makes me wish i was back in Chicago now.

I bet everybody there is being really nice to each other at
this time. Especially since da Bears are winning; deep
down nobody really cared about the Bulls except for that
whole thing with the championships and the Jordan and all.
Bears win six straight back then, and nobody woulda gave a
rats ass about the Bullies. I need to go back and visit
while everyone is on their Bear buzz.
2001-11-05 11:21:03 AM  
Personally I am just happy that my beloved Blackhawks
might actually MAKE THE PLAYOFFS this year. Who cares
about being in first place this early in the NHL season?
2001-11-05 11:37:02 AM  
Oh come on boobies, your taking all the fun out of a little friendly 'raspberry blowin'! ;-) Besides, with the Lions sucking so bad, I have to have something to brag about!
2001-11-05 11:49:56 AM  
Well...their offseason moves definitely make the Wings
a favorite for the Cup. They sure have struggled lately
when it gets to playoff time though--I don't understand it.
2001-11-05 11:54:41 AM  
$20 says there are still sportscasters in Detroit who open their Monday commentary on the Lions with comments like "it is still possible for th eLions to make the playoffs..."
2001-11-05 12:00:53 PM  
I cant belive that Redwings game last night. Chicago was stomping us. We came back valiantly however, It was a truly awesome game. Good game Chicago.........
2001-11-05 12:03:35 PM  
This screams for an "obvious" tag.
2001-11-05 12:14:22 PM  
You are right about Chicago.I'll take the Super Bowl over any sports championship although I'm sure Chicago would go crazy if the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup.It sure would be nice to see Chelios & Hasek back in a Blackhawks uniform again.(.......sigh)
2001-11-05 12:15:48 PM  
Tee Hee.
The FARK filter made me say boobies.
2001-11-05 12:34:29 PM  
You wait until the Lions are 9-7.
2001-11-05 01:19:14 PM  
ViciousMark knows the score. The Lions have the NFL right where they want it. A nine game sneak-attack winning streak is exactly what they've been planning all season.
2001-11-05 02:32:34 PM  
So does this mean they suck worse than the Bills, or just as bad as the Bills?

Heh.. Browns suck, too, I know.
2001-11-05 03:33:02 PM  
OK enough. I live for football season but anyone that gives a f.uck aready knows the teams' records. S.hitcan these lame updates. When did the Lions sucking become news?
2001-11-05 03:45:37 PM  

I'm gonna bring it back to the old skull:

"Cocaine" Wayne Fontes
Jerry Ball
Eddie "I'm not the black dude" Murray
Herman Moore not being injured

Man I miss the Lions I grew up with in the early 90s with Barry kicking soooo much ass and them going to the NFC championship in 91. Now the Lions suck and they won't even get the #1 draft pick thanks to the Houston Texans. AHHHH!
2001-11-05 05:47:25 PM  
Wow, 0-7, that's pretty sucky. Suckudy Suck Suck Suck.
2001-11-05 06:06:09 PM  
Not good, Detroit. As Jack Chick would say, (Haw haw).
2001-11-05 08:38:35 PM  
As a former Detroiter, I have one thing to say about this:

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2001-11-05 08:50:03 PM's my shot at a contribution...let's hope the tag doesn't describe the tag itself....

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No I don't have Photoshop, just the sucky thing that came with Win98.
2001-11-05 08:52:40 PM  
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If it don't show up,screw it. Supposed to be a "Pathetic" tag.
2001-11-05 10:22:43 PM  
The problem we have here in the Lansing, MI area is that a) when the Lions games are blacked out due to not selling out (tickets), we're close enough that the local stations blackout also, and b) that still leaves all the road games to watch!
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