They are not?

I write the songs that make the whole world sing!

Bleah.

rod. nice name, rod. my brother meatstick always laughed at that.

Subby missed excellent opportunity for Siegfried and Roy reference.

"Males are peacocks. Females are peac*nts". -George Carlin

FTFA: "But it's not short in that it's missing a whole bunch of vertebrae, it's short in that the individual vertebra within the tail themselves are sort of squashed together. So they're densely packed."

There's nothing like some densely packed tail for attracting a mate.

/hot in more ways than one

Isn't this that Telemundo sports lady?

DingleberryMoose: FTFA: "But it's not short in that it's missing a whole bunch of vertebrae, it's short in that the individual vertebra within the tail themselves are sort of squashed together. So they're densely packed."

There's nothing like some densely packed tail for attracting a mate.
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/hot in more ways than one

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!

Ed Grubermann: DingleberryMoose: FTFA: "But it's not short in that it's missing a whole bunch of vertebrae, it's short in that the individual vertebra within the tail themselves are sort of squashed together. So they're densely packed."

There's nothing like some densely packed tail for attracting a mate.
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/hot in more ways than one

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!

They do not allow unattractive women on Telemundo.

Barry Manilow

Barely Manenough

FTFY, Subby.

SirEattonHogg: I write the songs that make the whole world sing!

Bleah.

Well, you must admit that, "I write the songs that make the whole world want to ram sharp objects into their ears", doesn't quite fit the meter.

ZMugg: SirEattonHogg: I write the songs that make the whole world sing!

Bleah.

Well, you must admit that, "I write the songs that make the whole world want to ram sharp objects into their ears", doesn't quite fit the meter.

I write the songs that make the whole world sick.
They want to stab their ears with pointy sticks.
I write the songs that make the young boys cry.
NTTAWWT

SuperTramp: Caught Barry's show in Vegas a couple of years ago, and just like this audience, we were on our feet for most of the concert.

For a "fossil" of 68, he still sounds fantastic. And he remains one of the most talented and beloved American singer-songwriters.

Yeah, but his music is so easily mocked:

I've got the shlong that makes the women cry
They laugh and point and then they wonder why
My pecker's so small I could fark a fly
I've the shlong, the tiny shlong

I like Rod Stewart, especially his early stuff and with the Faces. Plus, his lyrics are about as dirty as you can get if you actually listen to them. Hell, one of his biggest hits is about taking a girl's virginity. Then there's always this classic:

In the morning
Don't say you love me
Cause I'll only kick you out of the door

I know your name is Rita
Cause your perfum smelling sweeter
Since when I saw you down on the floor
guitar

Won't need to much pursuading
I don't mean to sound degrading
But with a face like that
You got nothing to laugh about

Red lips hair and fingernails
I hear your a mean old jezabel
Lets go up stairs and read my tarot cards

Stay with me
Stay with me
For tonight you better stay with me

Stay with me
Stay with me
For tonight you better stay with me

So in the morning
Please don't say you love me
Cause you know I'll only kick you out the door

Yea I'll pay your cab fare home
You can even use my best colonge
Just don't be here in the morning when I wake up

DingleberryMoose: ZMugg: SirEattonHogg: I write the songs that make the whole world sing!

Bleah.

Well, you must admit that, "I write the songs that make the whole world want to ram sharp objects into their ears", doesn't quite fit the meter.

I write the songs that make the whole world sick.
They want to stab their ears with pointy sticks.
I write the songs that make the young boys cry.
NTTAWWT

Useless liter +1.

Flamboyant, you say?

CruJones: I like Rod Stewart, especially his early stuff and with the Faces. Plus, his lyrics are about as dirty as you can get if you actually listen to them. Hell, one of his biggest hits is about taking a girl's virginity. Then there's always this classic: lyrics

This one always appealed to me, from a perverted point of view, I think it's about buttsecks:

I hear a wind
whistling air
whispering
in my ear

Boy mercury shootin through every degree
oh girl dancin down those DIRTY and DUSTY trails
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

skip the air-strip to the sunset yeah
ride the arrow to the target
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

fly the great big sky see the great big sea
kick through continents bustin bounaries
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
around the world the trip begins with a kiss

roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without wings, without wheels
roam if you want to
roam around the world
roam if you want to
without anything but the love we feel

take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness
take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness

Bruce Johnston - now a Beach Boy with Mike Love - wrote "I Write the Songs."

I'm posting in Vegas at that meeting so im getting a kick.....

If you're in town come down to the Paris for a beer. We'RE right next to skulls unlimited. Plenty or Paleo Dorks around.8

Dinodork: I'm posting in Vegas at that meeting so im getting a kick.....

If you're in town come down to the Paris for a beer. We'RE right next to skulls unlimited. Plenty or Paleo Dorks around.8

Well I'm starting to take a chance again
This might be the thread of our lives......with you

..there's nothing wrong with Rod Stewart. I still enjoy bumping my TRUTH cd (Jeff Beck). Plus, he sang the ultimate cougar anthem: "Maggie May"..