You're right. This is serious. We must find this kid and give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away!

Odd that they didn't post a statement from the poor victimized student. Perhaps a quote of "thanks for ruining everything, assholes" wouldn't go over too well.

If you notice your children are online often or just behaving strangely,

As opposed to what?

Ven aquí, señora, tengo un regalo para ti. ¿Te gusta collares de perlas?

/video wouldn't load, pic at the front looks really good for a mugshot

Thats it, the teabaggers are right. We need to eliminate foreign languages from our public school curriculum. This sort of thing is becoming far too common.

A student touched her in her Taco Bell.

Ho lay!

Find her Facebook page.

How the shiat is this

"cute"?

Godammitsomuch Fark.

The first rule of F'ing Your Teacher Club is....

/hot

It's a mug shot. In normal circumstances she probably qualify as cute indeed.

Fat girl angle mugshot.

She touched my pepe Steve

Meethos: How the shiat is this

[cdn.bimfs.com image 320x240] "cute"?

Godammitsomuch Fark.

Mugshots are notoriously unflattering. She's probably quite farkable when not in jail clothes and without puffy-crying face. What little you can see below the neck doesn't indicate hambeast, either.

foo monkey: Find her Facebook page.

I couldn't find it

For Subby:


Please have your vision checked.

dugitman: Better pic

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I retract my previous statement.

dugitman: Better pic

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Toldja.

DingleberryMoose: dugitman: Better pic

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Toldja.

And that's just 'going to school' made up. She looks like she'd be a notch better if she were 'going out on a date' made up.

dugitman: Better pic

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Niiiiiiiice.

theknuckler_33: DingleberryMoose: dugitman: Better pic

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Toldja.

And that's just 'going to school' made up. She looks like she'd be a notch better if she were 'going out on a date' made up.

If I may reiterate: Ven aquí, señora, tengo un regalo para ti. ¿Te gusta collares de perlas?

/she's milfy-yummy

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Again, dismiss, but no jail. You cannot "molest" a teenager. You can only fark them. I just cannot understand what a 38 year old woman would want with a teenaged fumbler. I guess it's a case of he doesn't stay long, but comes back often. But then she could have been munching carpet with a little dolly for all I know.

Can someone explain how she could possibly abuse sex?

Okay so yeah. Here's my problem. Any man I know (myself included) would hit that in an instant. So I'm curious as to what it is about boys that is so much more sexually desirable to these women. I've never seen a 15 or 16 year old boy and thought "wow, he could pass for 25". Goddamnitsomuch.

dugitman: Better pic

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She doesn't look Spanish

hasty ambush: dugitman: Better pic

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She doesn't look Spanish

Probably due to budget cuts (and the fact that it's BFE, Kentucky).



"Bonjourrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

I hear the drum intro....

Got it bad, so bad..I'm hot for teacher!

(Listening to it on the radio, RIGHT NOW!!!)

OH MAH GAWD!!!

Tengo un jugo especial que quiero que pruebes - ¡es sabroso!

If this were a 38 year old male teacher, you do know how gross and disgusting this story would be...right? Right?

That being said, I'd like to take four years of her class.

JackieRabbit: Again, dismiss, but no jail. You cannot "molest" a teenager. You can only fark them. I just cannot understand what a 38 year old woman would want with a teenaged fumbler. I guess it's a case of he doesn't stay long, but comes back often. But then she could have been munching carpet with a little dolly for all I know.

I love how you get guys talking about how they lasted 30 mins the first time, every guy knows they were cumming before they got their pants off.

steamingpile: JackieRabbit: Again, dismiss, but no jail. You cannot "molest" a teenager. You can only fark them. I just cannot understand what a 38 year old woman would want with a teenaged fumbler. I guess it's a case of he doesn't stay long, but comes back often. But then she could have been munching carpet with a little dolly for all I know.

I love how you get guys talking about how they lasted 30 mins the first time, every guy knows they were cumming before they got their pants off.

I don't think that was his point at all.

Funny, she doesn't look Spanish.

Kentucky? If it would have been her brother, father, uncle or 1st cousin it would have been alright.

Zoomaster: Kentucky? If it would have been her brother, father, uncle or 1st cousin it would have been alright.

And just how do you know it wasn't?

The whole thing stinks. A teacher was arrested during school hours, why expose it? The investigators are keeping tight lipped about it except to say it's a male under 18. Why did they say that? Now every kid in that school is speculating as to who it is and more people are going to be damaged irreparably. The article outs one kid and her hillbilly dad. Why was this mentioned? That kid's life is going to become difficult now as well. The only smart thing done so far was to put the teacher on administrative leave, probably because there is no evidence, only rumor.
Sometimes, lawyers have it easy, too easy...