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2011-11-04 10:18:50 PM
Depends which hole it's going in
 
2011-11-04 10:28:42 PM
Nothing. I don't eat ice cream.
 
2011-11-04 10:45:51 PM

RexTalionis: Nothing. I don't eat ice cream.


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-04 10:54:09 PM
Um.

Depends.

;)
 
2011-11-04 10:54:43 PM
I would pay a couple dollars for one
 
2011-11-04 10:56:43 PM
I guess I'd have to blow a handsome college football player if I had to.

/let's fark bro!
 
2011-11-04 10:57:33 PM
Stab a puppy in the head with a used AIDS infected needle?

Also known as Saturday night...

/or I could, you know...just buy ice cream...
 
2011-11-04 10:57:36 PM
I believe the question is: "What wouldn't you do for an ice cream bar?"
 
2011-11-04 10:57:52 PM
and no one was fired
 
2011-11-04 10:59:37 PM
I was the only male at a camp for girls.
Pretty much all that crap happened.
I didn't see it, but it went on.
Girls do weird stuff.

By the end of the week, they were all sisters and it didn't matter what the home life was like or what their socio-economic background was, they were all sisters.

Meh.

you can't pick their friends, and if you don't want to spend a week with them being parents and shuffle your fark trophies off to be babbysat by unscreened sociopaths, go ahead, be my guest.

Shouldn't have had kids in the first place.
You have failed as a parent.

Might as well send them off to be watched over by a priest or scoutmaster.,.
 
2011-11-04 11:01:20 PM
Man, this is a tough assignment...
I'm gonna go with:

• Putting duct tape on another camper's eyebrows and ripping it off
and,
• Hitting a counsellor in the face
 
2011-11-04 11:01:39 PM
I pushed the jolly, candy-like button.
 
2011-11-04 11:02:01 PM
This would have been sexy if it didn't involve under developed teens and licking porta potties, yuck...
 
2011-11-04 11:05:12 PM
Hm.

Now, if it had just been the girls making each other do crap like this, I'd have said "Sounds like camp to me," and there'd be nothing more to be said.

Being that the counselors were in there, approving and participating with the whole mess...they deserve what they get.
 
2011-11-04 11:05:45 PM
Well, I'd probably--*rtfa's* Mother of God, what's wrong with these people?
 
2011-11-04 11:06:01 PM
Dammit, I went to day camp, and they never offered us ice cream! Kids today have it so easy...
 
2011-11-04 11:06:32 PM

tinyarena: Man, this is a tough assignment...
I'm gonna go with:

• Putting duct tape on another camper's eyebrows and ripping it off
and,
• Hitting a counsellor in the face


Cheers!

/swills beer
 
2011-11-04 11:08:39 PM
I'd do anything for an ice cream bar, but I won't do THAT.

/my planned headline
//beaten to the punch
 
2011-11-04 11:09:28 PM
Your kids are either farking, thinking about farking or lying about farking just to piss you off.

Remember being younger?
 
2011-11-04 11:10:20 PM
"When a male adult counsellor asks a 12-year-old girl to suck his toe and I'll give you an ice cream bar, that's sick," the mother said.

chochopi.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-04 11:12:12 PM
"And then she said, a girl laid down, she pulled up her top, I spit in her belly button and someone else drank it," the mother said. "So they were doing body shots with spit."

wat
 
2011-11-04 11:12:28 PM
Uh...

...buy one?

Why is this such a hard question? What are they, like four bucks for a box of six?
 
2011-11-04 11:15:32 PM
www.wrestlingattitude.com

WE WANT ICE CREAM!!!
 
2011-11-04 11:15:58 PM
In other news, some parents believe every word pried out of their snowflake's mouth.

FTA: "They just looked at each other and said, 'We can't tell you,'" the mother said. ...
"And then I said, 'Well, you have to tell me,'" she said.


No, Mom, she doesn't. She'll just make something up.
 
2011-11-04 11:17:12 PM
img812.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-04 11:19:57 PM
The counselors got sent home? They should've been disciplined more strongly than that. What wuss decided that? They should've let the parents decide on a punishment.
 
2011-11-04 11:21:36 PM

generallyso: In other news, some parents believe every word pried out of their snowflake's mouth.

FTA: "They just looked at each other and said, 'We can't tell you,'" the mother said. ...
"And then I said, 'Well, you have to tell me,'" she said.

No, Mom, she doesn't. She'll just make something up.


I thought it was BS too, but the article claims it was confirmed.
 
2011-11-04 11:22:47 PM
I'll tell you what i'd do, man: two campers at the same time. And I think I could hook that up, too. Because campers love a dude with ice cream.
 
2011-11-04 11:23:28 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The counselors got sent home? They should've been disciplined more strongly than that. What wuss decided that? They should've let the parents decide on a punishment.


What is it like on your home planet?
 
2011-11-04 11:27:05 PM
The 3rd installment,

Batman: Markham Day Camp
 
2011-11-04 11:27:21 PM

generallyso: In other news, some parents believe every word pried out of their snowflake's mouth.

FTA: "They just looked at each other and said, 'We can't tell you,'" the mother said. ...
"And then I said, 'Well, you have to tell me,'" she said.

No, Mom, she doesn't. She'll just make something up.


The staff confirmed that the girls were telling the truth, and the involved counselors were (briefly) suspended.
 
2011-11-04 11:29:23 PM
I'd scream. Hell, we'd all scream.

/this thread needs voting enabled.
 
2011-11-04 11:29:35 PM

tankjr: What is it like on your home planet?


Shove a living snake up their ass!
 
2011-11-04 11:31:28 PM
Ah, summer camp, good times.
 
2011-11-04 11:31:56 PM
Why did I keep reading the camp's name as Camp Voyeur?
 
2011-11-04 11:32:04 PM

Harv72b: I'd scream. Hell, we'd all scream.

/this thread needs voting enabled.


Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...
 
2011-11-04 11:32:05 PM
blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2011-11-04 11:32:20 PM
I would shave in a Hitler moustache for Movember.

/no votey?
 
2011-11-04 11:32:31 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-04 11:32:46 PM
i hope the girl who told her mother isn't allowed back at camp next year, as that little snitch clearly broke the rules.
 
2011-11-04 11:32:59 PM

urban.derelict: tankjr: What is it like on your home planet?

Shove a living snake up their ass!


Ah, no. But that's very creative!
 
2011-11-04 11:34:11 PM

vudukungfu: I was the only male at a camp for girls.
Pretty much all that crap happened.
I didn't see it, but it went on.
Girls do weird stuff.

By the end of the week, they were all sisters and it didn't matter what the home life was like or what their socio-economic background was, they were all sisters.

Meh.

you can't pick their friends, and if you don't want to spend a week with them being parents and shuffle your fark trophies off to be babbysat by unscreened sociopaths, go ahead, be my guest.

Shouldn't have had kids in the first place.
You have failed as a parent.

Might as well send them off to be watched over by a priest or scoutmaster.,.


I doubt there's really any more to say. Well done.

/I'd kill a kitten, but I wouldn't give it AIDS
 
2011-11-04 11:38:48 PM

Twin 40s: vudukungfu: I was the only male at a camp for girls.
Pretty much all that crap happened.
I didn't see it, but it went on.
Girls do weird stuff.

By the end of the week, they were all sisters and it didn't matter what the home life was like or what their socio-economic background was, they were all sisters.

Meh.

you can't pick their friends, and if you don't want to spend a week with them being parents and shuffle your fark trophies off to be babbysat by unscreened sociopaths, go ahead, be my guest.

Shouldn't have had kids in the first place.
You have failed as a parent.

Might as well send them off to be watched over by a priest or scoutmaster.,.

I doubt there's really any more to say. Well done.

/I'd kill a kitten, but I wouldn't give it AIDS


Not even feline aids?
 
2011-11-04 11:39:13 PM
From the sounds of it, I would have been the good guy by only making them suck my dick.
 
2011-11-04 11:39:14 PM
Did they hang their shorts from a flagpole?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-11-04 11:40:16 PM
I'd keel you
cf-ui.shelfari.com
for a Klondike Bar
 
2011-11-04 11:42:45 PM

stuffy: I'd keel you
[cf-ui.shelfari.com image 140x140]
for a Klondike Bar


Toffee.
 
2011-11-04 11:45:21 PM
"When a male adult counsellor asks a 12-year-old girl to suck his toe and I'll give you an ice cream bar, that's sick," the mother said.

What, you thought the whole "And one time in band camp...." thing was just a made up movie line?
 
2011-11-04 11:47:57 PM

doglover: Twin 40s: vudukungfu:/I'd kill a kitten, but I wouldn't give it AIDS

Not even feline aids?



www.legaljuice.com

Nahh,,jk
might break teh window
I'd take it outside first
 
2011-11-04 11:49:07 PM

ThisNameSux: From the sounds of it, I would have been the good guy by only making them suck my dick.



Hey, we found Herman Cain's alt here on Fark..
 
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