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(BBC) Sick "He is believed to have dug up the remains of young women at various cemeteries and put dresses on them"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 94
More: Sick, news style, Russia, Rossiyskaya Gazeta, Nizhny Novgorod  
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penthesilea [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 03:57:57 PM
Pale & skeletally thin? Probably mistook 'em for models. The guy's just trying to put his spring collection together.
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:03:46 PM
To be fair, with modern embalming techniques, your corpse is probably going to hold up better than your clothes for at least a certain period of time.

/Yeah, I creeped myself out there, too.
 
Bukharin
2011-11-04 04:33:01 PM
If the Twilight Zone and Tales from The Dark Side were a country, it's be Russia.
 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:40:41 PM
Well he's just an excitable boy...
 
trappedspirit
2011-11-04 04:41:20 PM
That's a lot of digging. I bet he has great arms.

/lots of 'em
 
BizarreMan
2011-11-04 04:41:21 PM
Donnie Faster wanted for questioning.
 
MeanJean
2011-11-04 04:41:26 PM
Eeew!

Dresses!
 
2MS
2011-11-04 04:41:38 PM
Damn..copycat..
/Gotta go..
//Something to do
 
spentmiles
2011-11-04 04:41:39 PM
I don't understand why people get upset about this. The person is dead, the family has attended the funeral and grieved, and everyone is moving on. As long as the guy put the grave site back exactly as it was before, it's not like anyone would even notice. Why does this bother people so much? Live and let live.
 
MBooda
2011-11-04 04:42:18 PM
Where did he bury the survivors?
 
LegacyDL
2011-11-04 04:42:40 PM
Bukharin: If the Twilight Zone and Tales from The Dark Side were a country, it's be Russia.

I'd be willing to put the majority of Eastern Europe in that category but Russia will suffice.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2011-11-04 04:42:48 PM
stopannoyingme.files.wordpress.com
 
BigNumber12 [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:42:48 PM
The suspect, 45, is a local historian, Russian news agencies say.


Oh, probably just doing research.
 
MyNameIsMofuga
2011-11-04 04:43:27 PM
What do you expect? The dating scene in this town is dead!
 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:43:39 PM
MBooda: Where did he bury the survivors?

Poland
 
thelordofcheese
2011-11-04 04:44:06 PM
Take those living women: they have never shown me any kindness of any kind. No, its not my fault i look this way. I try to talk to them. They look at me; they walk away. So really is it so strange that dead girls like me?
 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:44:17 PM
spentmiles: I don't understand why people get upset about this. The person is dead, the family has attended the funeral and grieved, and everyone is moving on. As long as the guy put the grave site back exactly as it was before, it's not like anyone would even notice. Why does this bother people so much? Live and let live.

Nobody likes to imagine that happening to their mummy...
 
angry_scientist
2011-11-04 04:44:53 PM
MANNIMARCOOOOOOO!
 
StanTheMan
2011-11-04 04:45:57 PM
He apparently specialised in exploring cemeteries and was planning to publish a guide book, it adds.

OK, now I'm starting to think he's a weirdo.
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:46:00 PM
Pastels or prints? What were the styles?
 
JackieRabbit
2011-11-04 04:47:12 PM
"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."
 
Up and Atom
2011-11-04 04:47:47 PM
Lester Ballard?
 
dothemath
2011-11-04 04:48:07 PM
mookseandgripes.com
 
cgraves67
2011-11-04 04:49:02 PM
So what are dead Russian women wearing this year?
 
Phone_Answering_Monkey
2011-11-04 04:50:44 PM
Jacob's Word
 
Up and Atom
2011-11-04 04:50:59 PM
dothemath: [mookseandgripes.com image 339x530]

Beat ya, just barely ;)
 
Aphoticamy [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:51:30 PM
RexTalionis: To be fair, with modern embalming techniques, your corpse is probably going to hold up better than your clothes for at least a certain period of time.

/Yeah, I creeped myself out there, too.

Not to mention all the preservatives in just about everything we eat. Yum.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-11-04 04:51:56 PM
I guess he is gay.

NTTAWWT.
 
vudukungfu
2011-11-04 04:52:11 PM
SO he likes them skinny.
Big deal
I like them skinny, too

Tho I never turn down a fattie.
/if you know what I mean.
 
dothemath
2011-11-04 04:52:24 PM
Up and Atom: dothemath: [mookseandgripes.com image 339x530]

Beat ya, just barely ;)

Haha, I see that.
First thing I thought of.
 
Shadyman
2011-11-04 04:52:57 PM
spentmiles: Live and let live.

i260.photobucket.com
 
MBooda
2011-11-04 04:54:08 PM
approves:
dvdmedia.ign.com
/but why'd he put dresses on them? it's much more fun when they're naked
//so I've heard
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:54:33 PM
So would it been ok if he'd put pants on 'em?
 
ununcle
2011-11-04 04:55:15 PM
You know? Not enough dead woman were dresses anymore.
 
DiRF
2011-11-04 04:55:45 PM
Showed up for Tom Petty. Leaving satisfied.
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2011-11-04 04:57:23 PM
Eww...farking gross...

www.x17online.com

Why would he pull her out the grave and do this to her?!?!?
 
Spoon over Marin [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 04:59:58 PM
What's his FARK handle?
 
MBooda
2011-11-04 05:00:36 PM
FTA: mummified remains

also approves
www.moonbattery.com
 
penthesilea [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 05:01:25 PM
RexTalionis: To be fair, with modern embalming techniques, your corpse is probably going to hold up better than your clothes for at least a certain period of time.

/Yeah, I creeped myself out there, too.

So we're actually looking at a fashion makeover kind of situation?

/wouldn't be caught dead wearing that
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 05:01:49 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [stopannoyingme.files.wordpress.com image 450x307]

First thing I thought of.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 05:02:26 PM
trappedspirit: That's a lot of digging. I bet he has great arms.

/lots of 'em

Why the snark? This guy's hobby is fairly armless.
 
scrumpox
2011-11-04 05:02:39 PM
After all that digging, who can blame him for wanting to crack open a cold one?
 
KYLYKaHYT
2011-11-04 05:03:19 PM
He'd probably be getting rich from this, instead of going tom jail, if he was an artist instead of an historian.
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 05:03:30 PM
Aphoticamy: RexTalionis: To be fair, with modern embalming techniques, your corpse is probably going to hold up better than your clothes for at least a certain period of time.

/Yeah, I creeped myself out there, too.

Not to mention all the preservatives in just about everything we eat. Yum.

Hey, I'm all for preservatives in food. It just means that we're much better organ donors in the future.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-11-04 05:03:52 PM
All together, now!

Went down to the cemetery, looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up
 
6655321
2011-11-04 05:05:37 PM
This guy was finding dates for Geoff Peterson.
 
j__z
2011-11-04 05:07:04 PM
'Well, we all got our little problems today. Don't we, Winston?'
 
skinink
2011-11-04 05:12:50 PM
Sometimes, dead is BETTA!
 
rhiannon [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 05:23:01 PM
Chinchillazilla: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [stopannoyingme.files.wordpress.com image 450x307]

First thing I thought of.

Yup.
 
mander
2011-11-04 05:28:53 PM
I wonder what his Fark handle is.
 
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