"I banged her a few times, but I forgot her."

Must have got her confused with all the other 'starlets he banged who wanted a part'.

Also, after reading those excerpts... who published that shat?

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, he likes toe thumbs


not seeing them

Mah she's cute and I farking HATE Brett farking Ratner so I'll believe it.

i find her attractive, but not anymore attractive than the college girls i see around town. The faux geek thing doesn't do much for me. Give me a real hottie and real geek like Morgan Webb (cue the jaw jokes)[cue the retort "if you're looking at her jaw tell your mom to stop holding her breath for grandkids].

Stupidest thing I've ever read.

FirstNationalBastard: Hell, I only clicked on the link in the first place because I thought it was about Olivia Wilde.

If only there would have been a way to avoid that mistake.

Here, this might help.

Hard to tell if a woman's Asian without a good look at her vagina.

Next book title.

Olivia Munn: Making Average Work

olivia Munn is the type of girl that would bang a stranger to win a bet.

/ No I am not following her around
//anymore

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't understand either the hype or the hate for this girl.

Same here. I think she's gorgeous. Saw her on Craig Ferguson recently and she was quite humble and self-deprecating. A lot of StudMan action in this thread.

From the looks of Brett Ratner, how can she assume that he wasn't masturbating to the shrimp?

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't understand either the hype or the hate for this girl.

Exactly.

She's an attention whore. You're too busy thinking with your dick to comprehend it.

/no, she won't give you head, no matter how much you beg her

GreenAdder: I think a lot of people are tired of the "hepcat-in-nerd's-clothing" schtick. It's the same reason Zooey Dasch... uh... Desh... uh... that actress from "The New Girl" gets a lot of grief. Nerds are supposed to be social pariahs. They can't do that if everyone wants to fark them.

i think the problem is that the new nerd isn't really a social pariah, becauuse the popular view of "nerd" is changing. old school nerds hate new school nerds, etc, etc, etc

Craig Ferguson -_- Olivia Munn - 2011.10.28 (new window)

Watch and then tell me you still hate her.

FirstNationalBastard: GreenAdder: AdolfOliverPanties: I don't understand either the hype or the hate for this girl.

I think a lot of people are tired of the "hepcat-in-nerd's-clothing" schtick. It's the same reason Zooey Dasch... uh... Desh... uh... that actress from "The New Girl" gets a lot of grief. Nerds are supposed to be social pariahs. They can't do that if everyone wants to fark them.

Exactly.

Average looking broads with little talent getting an overwhelming amount of love because they're playing at being geek girls.

They're not geek girls, they're playing you the same way Larry the Cable Guy is playing the redneck demographic. And just because they have tits that they're never going to show, people eat it up.

You can see Larry's tits here, at least partly:

urban.derelict: AdolfOliverPanties: I don't understand either the hype or the hate for this girl.

Exactly.

She's an attention whore. You're too busy thinking with your dick to comprehend it.

/no, she won't give you head, no matter how much you beg her

unless you're a Movie Producer or TV Exec, then it's "so hard you'll have to pull the sheets out of your ass" time.

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't understand either the hype or the hate for this girl.

She's not stunning. She's definitely not ugly. Who cares? I'd hit that and be happy I did.

As for being such a failure that NBC doesn't give you a full season? That has happened to hundreds and hundreds of actors and actresses, many of whom went on to have hit shows. Hardly a yardstick on which to judge Munn.

It's the Morgan Webb syndrome. Nerds built her up while she was on TechTV, then when she started believing her own hype, they tore her down and moved on to Munn.

GreenAdder: AdolfOliverPanties: I don't understand either the hype or the hate for this girl.

I think a lot of people are tired of the "hepcat-in-nerd's-clothing" schtick. It's the same reason Zooey Dasch... uh... Desh... uh... that actress from "The New Girl" gets a lot of grief. Nerds are supposed to be social pariahs. They can't do that if everyone wants to fark them.

You're close but here's how it works out.

1. Farker realizes they like something.
2. Farker continually makes posts about how much they like something.
3. Farker realizes that other people notice how much they like something.
4. Farker decides they now hate it and pretend they never liked it.

This same formula works for products, music, movies, and TV shows. Books are immune because only 20% of Farkers can read above a third grade level.

timujin: Farkers, I am disappoint:

www.starpulseonline.com

www.beertripper.com

i41.photobucket.com

celebshut.com

rekotrill.com

Musta been right after they got done beating her with an ugly stick because goddamn is that one ugly broad. and with no tits, she'll take any attention she can get.

ergo: "I'll accuse someone better known than me of masturbating to me because those paparazzi stopped calling a week ago.

/NEWSFLASH: some farkers have low standards, would hump hole in mattress

DuudeStanky: TravisBickle62: Hard to tell if a woman's Asian without a good look at her vagina.

Wait, how can you tell? Are their vaginas blurry like in all that dirty japanese porn that I dont watch? Or are their vaginas more squinty than caucasian vaginas?

They're sideways.

Sin_City_Superhero: FirstNationalBastard: They're not geek girls, they're playing you the same way Larry the Cable Guy is playing the redneck demographic.

I don't understand this comment. Larry the Cable Guy might not be from the South, but he IS a redneck, so how is he "playing the redneck demographic", other than faking a Southern accent? He isn't playing them.

When you answer your own question twice, I'd say he may have a point.

I have no idea who Brett Ratner is. What do I win?

Hero tag?