I think the English say something like "scuttled one up the tuna chute and it caught hold".

They're really German, anyway. Sie werde eine Kind haben.

mmmmmmm... Royal Duff

I'm tired of these two already. Time for another car crash.

Going "up the royal duff" is how you *avoid* getting pregnant.

Coffee Snob: I'm tired of these two already. Time for another car crash.

WOW....if i wasnt at work i'd do a first i lol'd then i serious'd for that one.

The royals needed Kate Middleton just for the radical improvement to that family's facial features that would occur from mixing her DNA with William's. I wish the royal couple all the best. I really do. They deserve some good times after what happened with Diana.

Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

/obvious

buggered and blast, these barmy gits. I don't need to hear about everytime one goes to the khazi and if'n it was all tickey-boo.


_{/this post was a mix of Anglicisms. See if you can guess them all!}

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The royals needed Kate Middleton just for the radical improvement to that family's facial features that would occur from mixing her DNA with William's.

2-rite, m8.

_{/This post contained absolutely NO anglicisms, I swear it.}

Balchinian: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

/obvious

SAUSAGE SQUAD UP THE BLUE END!

/obLIG.
//Monkeys on the Ceiling! Grab your egg and fours and lets get the bacon deliverd!

The lady's got the bangers and mash, what?

I was thinking the Brits would say something like "royally fo' shizz up the spout"...but I could be wrong

A friend of mine decided to invent an English phrase. He went with "pepper me stockings!" Sounds about right.

He blew his royal beans up her muff. (I learned that from The Office)

mekkab: Balchinian: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

"Meaning?"

"I don't know sir, but I read later that they'd all been killed."

There goes my hope that the royal family might die out.

Doctors and government experts have long urged pregnant women to stay away from peanuts and their byproducts to avoid allergies.

I don't want to start a food allergy thread here, but wut?

If I hadn't eaten peanut butter while I was pregnant, I would have starved. It was one of the few things I could keep down. And if you want to avoid food allergies, wouldn't you expose the little tadpole to some of the stuff?

/No my kid has no allergies. To anything.

She declined to have a go at the Plumpynut tube Prince William offered her.

I don't consider myself a royal aficionado, but I do follow them merely out of interest - Catherine is not pregnant. For starters, they've only been married six months, and if she was pregnant now that would mean the baby would be born sometime in April/early May, assuming she's at least 2-3 months along right now. While it would be cute to have a baby born near their 1st wedding anniversary, I can't see it happening for at least a couple reasons.

One, as someone alluded to up thread, there's already a long enough line for the crown, and there's no need to add anymore to it. I can't see William and Catherine having kids until after Charles takes the throne. Two, as of right now, if they do have a child while QEII is still on the throne, it will be untitled if it's a girl. Meaning, she'd be Lady _____ Cambridge, as opposed to Princess _____ of Cambridge. A son would be titled, according to 1917 Letters Patent. The eldest son of the eldest son of the Prince of Wales gets a princely status, any other children would not. It would just be smarter to wait until Charles is King, when any child they have automatically gets a princely status by being a grandchild of the monarch in the male line.

So yeah, no bun in the oven for the Duchess. Not right away, anyhow.

I don't remember the Dr. saying to stay away from peanuts either. Only ones I remember specifically is tuna, and cold cuts.

Kate>Pippa. It's a fact.

Coco LaFemme: One, as someone alluded to up thread, there's already a long enough line for the crown, and there's no need to add anymore to it. I can't see William and Catherine having kids until after Charles takes the throne. Two, as of right now, if they do have a child while QEII is still on the throne, it will be untitled if it's a girl. Meaning, she'd be Lady _____ Cambridge, as opposed to Princess _____ of Cambridge. A son would be titled, according to 1917 Letters Patent. The eldest son of the eldest son of the Prince of Wales gets a princely status, any other children would not. It would just be smarter to wait until Charles is King, when any child they have automatically gets a princely status by being a grandchild of the monarch in the male line.

If I read this article correctly, BBC Link (new window), then that is not how it works anymore.

Coco LaFemme: One, as someone alluded to up thread, there's already a long enough line for the crown, and there's no need to add anymore to it. I can't see William and Catherine having kids until after Charles takes the throne. Two, as of right now, if they do have a child while QEII is still on the throne, it will be untitled if it's a girl. Meaning, she'd be Lady _____ Cambridge, as opposed to Princess _____ of Cambridge. A son would be titled, according to 1917 Letters Patent. The eldest son of the eldest son of the Prince of Wales gets a princely status, any other children would not. It would just be smarter to wait until Charles is King, when any child they have automatically gets a princely status by being a grandchild of the monarch in the male line.

Adding to this conundrum is the royal statute which decrees that should a commoner be able to pull William out of Kate, he (and now, she) would be made the king (or queen) of England.

Coco LaFemme: So yeah, no bun in the oven for the Duchess. Not right away, anyhow.

She's pushing 30, so I think they're working it.

Hasn't she been accused of being anorexic/starving herself? Maybe she was just trying to avoid the fattiness of peanut products. Or maybe the food was nasty and she didn't want to eat it.

Maybe she just doesn't like peanut butter?

I"d hit it

She be all pregnant, and shiat, yo.

/straight outta Shakespear.

Poor William. The older he gets the more he looks like his father. He was such a good looking boy too. :(

PillsHere: Hasn't she been accused of being anorexic/starving herself? Maybe she was just trying to avoid the fattiness of peanut products. Or maybe the food was nasty and she didn't want to eat it.

Maybe she's allergic. They can't let this get out, it makes her genetically inferior and an American.

Coco LaFemme: Two, as of right now, if they do have a child while QEII is still on the throne, it will be untitled if it's a girl. Meaning, she'd be Lady _____ Cambridge, as opposed to Princess _____ of Cambridge.

No longer correct, as of a couple weeks ago. They changed the rules of succession so that the eldest child (male or female) becomes next in line to the throne, starting with William & Kate's kids.

And it's not a matter of the line of succession being too long (they always keep track of the first hundred people in line or so, which leads to some interesting names coming up), it's that Elizabeth's living too long, and Charles is too close to her age, meaning that his reign will be fairly short, and the longer he sits on the throne the shorter his reign becomes.

It's no where near as bad as the mess Victoria created though.