FARK.com: (6705474) Time to update your periodic table again as scientist officially name three new elements: Darmstadtium (Ds), Roentgenium (Rg) and Copernicium (Cn). what would have been your suggestion?

		Time to update your periodic table again as scientist officially name three new elements: Darmstadtium (Ds), Roentgenium (Rg) and Copernicium (Cn). what would have been your suggestion? (physorg.com)		122
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downstairs

2011-11-04 03:26:54 PM

Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, and Copernicium are my suggestions.

Uncle Wiggly

2011-11-04 03:35:32 PM

For the Danish one:
Legoium
Tivolium
BangnOlufsenium

For the German ones:
Goetheium
Beethovenium
Autobahnium
Oktoberfestium
Cuckooclockium
Schnitzelium

gameshowhost

2011-11-04 03:47:51 PM

Whatever ^ is called.

Cake Hunter

2011-11-04 03:47:52 PM

Lead, but pronounced the other way.

Bagelox-99

2011-11-04 04:03:43 PM

Baconium, unobtanium, iumiumium.

mr_a

2011-11-04 04:10:31 PM

Well let's see. They (I assume) are man-made, can't be made into anything useful, are only visible to people with specialized instruments, cost lots of money to produce and probably have radioactive auras..

I'd go with :

Huntsmananium, Gingrichium and Bidenium.

Uncle Wiggly

2011-11-04 04:20:37 PM

Legoium (Lg)

from: http://www.mrwright.org/content.php?id=7&pg=8

Dead for Tax Reasons

2011-11-04 05:01:04 PM

I liked unununium better

Dead for Tax Reasons

2011-11-04 05:06:16 PM

Uncle Wiggly: For the Danish one:
Legoium
Tivolium
BangnOlufsenium

For the German ones:
Goetheium
Beethovenium
Autobahnium
Oktoberfestium
Cuckooclockium
Schnitzelium

German ones should be kraftwerkium and nenaium

Too bad we can't change einsteinium to nenaium

whither_apophis

2011-11-04 05:19:08 PM

Ontiticum?

Inigo

2011-11-04 05:20:54 PM

/Thanks, BBC.
//Thebecee.

Chevello

2011-11-04 05:22:13 PM

Are any of them related to Afradium?

It's yellow and tastes like chicken

t0.gstatic.com

What Plants Crave

2011-11-04 05:24:14 PM

Copernicium (Cn) -> Colbertnicum

Pinner

2011-11-04 05:25:35 PM

fartbongolium

Snapper Carr

2011-11-04 05:29:00 PM

Corbomite
Bassnium
Dalekanium

Delta Function

2011-11-04 05:30:21 PM

I'd name the new element "Surprise."

/not mine

Paris1127

2011-11-04 05:32:25 PM

Farkium?

Trik

2011-11-04 05:32:53 PM

Dodnium (Ds), Rodnium (Rg) and Copnium (Cn)

LazarusLong42

2011-11-04 05:49:15 PM

Yeah, so IUPAC ratified those all a while ago. Who gives a damn what the physicists think?

What Plants Crave

2011-11-04 05:49:57 PM

Obsidium
Elementium
Pyrium

BKITU

2011-11-04 05:52:03 PM

Real answer:

Feynmanium

thespindrifter

2011-11-04 05:55:48 PM

Mindificum

Celtium

Verrirunstablium

thespindrifter

2011-11-04 05:58:06 PM

Oops, forgot the symbols:

Mindificum [Mnm]

Celtium [Clt]

Verrirunstablium [Kbm]

meat0918

2011-11-04 05:58:56 PM

Meatium.

Orgasmium.

Childishium

CDN_Kodiak

2011-11-04 06:10:15 PM

Farkmium - we're full of cads...

hasty ambush

2011-11-04 06:11:19 PM

vibranium, Latinum and Jessica Alba

sassyhacksaws.com

Eddie Adams from Torrance

2011-11-04 06:13:21 PM

UFIAnium.

CDN_Kodiak

2011-11-04 06:13:58 PM

Farkmium - forgot the votey thing.

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2011-11-04 06:15:21 PM

Bolognium

/atomic weight = delicious

apeiron242

2011-11-04 06:15:59 PM

i don't care about these, i just want the rest of the world to spell Aluminum the way the guy who discovered wanted it to be spelled.

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2011-11-04 06:16:11 PM

TheOtherHafnium

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2011-11-04 06:17:33 PM

I hear the germanium and francium are very reactive

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease

2011-11-04 06:18:22 PM

Elvisonium

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2011-11-04 06:18:27 PM

My final offer:

Timecubeium

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2011-11-04 06:19:18 PM

Batmanium

Shadyman

2011-11-04 06:22:40 PM

Derpnium

NYRBill

2011-11-04 06:22:44 PM

hasty ambush: vibranium, Latinum and Jessica Alba

I thought Caps shield was adamantium/Vibranium?
/old school Marvel fan
//accent on old....

Obscene_CNN

2011-11-04 06:23:40 PM

They should have named the three new elements

Beertrogen

Cameltonium

and...

Farktonite

hasty ambush

2011-11-04 06:23:41 PM

Danica McKellerium

www.gossipboulevard.com

BalugaJoe

2011-11-04 06:23:57 PM

Drewium
Farkium
Heinekenium

Walt_Jizzney

2011-11-04 06:24:18 PM

Saganite.

Unobtanium

2011-11-04 06:28:42 PM

Bagelox-99: Baconium, unobtanium, iumiumium.

You rang?

cast55

2011-11-04 06:37:59 PM

Dyslexium (Ldx)

Something Shiny

2011-11-04 06:39:00 PM

Cocktesium

cast55

2011-11-04 06:42:29 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: TheOtherHafnium

Clever.

KarmicDisaster

2011-11-04 06:43:39 PM

Ufianium

imgod2u

2011-11-04 06:44:28 PM

Something Shiny: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 457x600]

Cocktesium

Unobtanium

AppleOptionEsc

2011-11-04 06:49:30 PM

mr_a: Well let's see. They (I assume) are man-made, can't be made into anything useful, are only visible to people with specialized instruments, cost lots of money to produce and probably have radioactive auras..

I'd go with :

Kardashium
Jerseyshorium
Nickelbackium

lakrfool

2011-11-04 06:51:32 PM

Penisium
Vaginium
Scrotalium
Labium
Handjotite

/immature

rohar

2011-11-04 06:52:07 PM

I'm cool with Darmstadtium, I misspent my teenage years at Smuggler's Inn downtow Darmstadt. Oh, and there was some high school in there but lord if I can remember it after all the rum.

Wait, will Darmstadtium make you drunk? If not, I'm gonna have to repeal my previous statement.

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