FTA: When he asked if "isn't it time that someone stood up for (Christians) for a change?" some applauded.

Yes...shrink your tent. It will do wonders in the polls.

Just come out and say they're going to hell unless they come to Jesus. We know you're thinking it.

elchip: Just come out and say they're going to hell unless they come to Jesus. We know you're thinking it.

Well that's a given, he doesn't need to say it. Muslims, Hindus, Catholics, Jews, and Atheists already know where they're going...

WizardofToast: Yes...shrink your tent. It will do wonders in the polls.

My pole and ability to pitch a tent is just fine for a man of my age, so just let it go.

Seriously, can't we talk about something besides my penis for once?

WizardofToast: Yes...shrink your tent. It will do wonders in the polls.

It's still a big tent.

Non-Christians, gays, Hispanics, African-Americans, immigrants and women are always welcome. They just have to stand at the back and keep their mouths shut.

/a little further back
/juuuuust a little further
/keep going

keylock71: wont_eat_bugs: Is it too late to let the South secede? We can throw in Kentucky as a parting gift.

Actually, the poll numbers seem to indicate the fine folks of Kentucky aren't in agreement with Mr. Bigoty Bigot here...

I read the article as the bigot being the challenger in this election and the incumbent is leading heavily in the polls.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: WizardofToast: Yes...shrink your tent. It will do wonders in the polls.

It's still a big tent.

Non-Christians, gays, Hispanics, African-Americans, immigrants and women are always welcome. They just have to stand at the back and keep their mouths shut.

/a little further back
/juuuuust a little further
/keep going

Haha, but seriously, I believe there's a servants' entrance around back.

MSFT: keylock71: wont_eat_bugs: Is it too late to let the South secede? We can throw in Kentucky as a parting gift.

Actually, the poll numbers seem to indicate the fine folks of Kentucky aren't in agreement with Mr. Bigoty Bigot here...

I read the article as the bigot being the challenger in this election and the incumbent is leading heavily in the polls.

Yes, that's correct, and...

vernonFL: didn't want to call a Christmas tree a Christmas tree, he wanted to call it a holiday tree, and when he was attorney general didn't want to post the Ten Commandments, climbed down in a pit and to do a Hindu prayer," Williams said.


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What Kentucky Republicans think Hindu prayers look like.

I love that movie, but it was so incredibly racist and silly that I thought Indians ate chilled monkey brains for YEARS. I'm glad I learned otherwise. Indian food is so delicious.

Weaver95: When Williams said he wasn't criticizing Hindus but did what Christians should do by inviting them to "love and know Jesus," people nodded. When he asked if "isn't it time that someone stood up for (Christians) for a change?" some applauded.

Its like he's trying to not get elected...

At this point it's pretty clear he's not going to be. So he's switching to Plan B: shoring up the talking points for the fine folks back in the 16th District.

Keep in mind, the real mainstay of local Republicans leans much more towards "Yay Jesus!" than "OMG Socialism!" Williams already had to knock off the Tea Party candidate to get his shot at Bashear. He's got to turn around and reinforce his home support to keep the upcoming statewide slaughter from ending his political career.

Lando Lincoln: When Christians don't stand up to jackoffs like this, it gives Christianity a bad name.

He's an asshat.

/libbrul Episcopal

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Rev. Lovejoy: "I'm going to pass the collection plate around again..."

/any religion that continually begs you for any change you got EVEN IF IT'S A PENNY is NOT interested in sending you anywhere but the poorhouse
//give me money and I'll gladly tell you whatever you want to hear about what happens after you die

I want Republicans who claim to be all about Jesus, explain exactly what they do that is in line with the teachings of Jesus.

All they do is accuse other people of not being Jesusy enough and only claim to give a shiat about Jesus when they aren't going to be questioned about it.

Going it church doesn't mean squat if you're not actually trying to help anyone but people with money to donate to you.

enry: Lando Lincoln: When Christians don't stand up to jackoffs like this, it gives Christianity a bad name.

He's an asshat.

/libbrul Episcopal

Word. Keep the faith, brother.

Robots are Strong: MSFT: keylock71: wont_eat_bugs: Is it too late to let the South secede? We can throw in Kentucky as a parting gift.

Actually, the poll numbers seem to indicate the fine folks of Kentucky aren't in agreement with Mr. Bigoty Bigot here...

I read the article as the bigot being the challenger in this election and the incumbent is leading heavily in the polls.

Yes, that's correct, and...

Well look at that, someone switched out the "are" for an "aren't".
YOU WIN THIS TIME INTERNET

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: What Kentucky Republicans think Hindu prayers look like.



JRoo: Going it church doesn't mean squat if you're not actually trying to help anyone but people with money to donate to you.

Oh, oh, but they absolve you of sin, especially ORIGINAL sin... which YOU didn't even commit...but you're born with a tainted soul nonetheless... because WHARRRRRLBLEEEE

/religion is the oldest scam on the planet
//give me money or you'll roast in hell for all eternity (after you die) you don't want that do you? Give me some money and I'll put in a good word for you with the man upstairs, you'll be first in line, I promise!

Weaver95: the GOP Jesus has little to do with the Jesus mentioned in the Bible.

Roman Catholic jesus has little to do with the actual jesus they based their character on

/12 years catholic school is enough to make any thinking man an atheist
//that's right I was born atheist, then they converted me against my will and without my consent long before I had any ability to refuse
/and they chopped a piece of my dick off; they chopped the best part of my dick off

Kali maa....

Kali maaa.

Kali maaaaaa!

/whip the flaming heart

Rent is too damn high: elchip: Just come out and say they're going to hell unless they come to Jesus. We know you're thinking it.

Well that's a given, he doesn't need to say it. Muslims, Hindus, Catholics, Jews, and Atheists already know where they're going...

Hell, I identify as a Christian and I guarantee you, by his standards, I'm going to hell (also, by my "more Christianer" grandmother's standards as well).

wont_eat_bugs: Is it too late to let the South secede? We can throw in Kentucky as a parting gift.

Actually, Florida would like the North to secede. And you can take Kentucky with you.

And Alabama. Hell, North Florida is also known as South Alabama so you can take that with you too.

"What I cannot understand is why Governor Beshear has a long pattern of opposing outwardpublic displays of the Christian faith such as Christmas trees, prayers before high school football games, and posting the 10 Commandments but apparently has no problem personally participating in displays of non-Christian religions."

replace outward with public and I think you answered you own question..

imapirate: Somacandra: I don't think Kentucky should hire a gubernatorial candidate who doesn't even know where his own religion comes from.

The mouth breathers in this state will believe anything. They probably think Jesus wrote the Constitution.


...and yet Williams is still pulling numbers closer to Gatewood-farking-Galbraith than to his putative opponent.

That's gotta hurt.

Somacandra: FTFA: Williams further told reports: "If I'm a Christian, I don't participate in Jewish prayers. I'm glad they do that.

I'm sure Williams has made Jewish prayers lots of times, actually.

"Avinu Sh'ba-Shamayim,
Yitkadeish Shimkha
Tamlikh (Tavo) Malkhutkha,
Yei'ase Retzonkha,
Ba-Shamayim U-va'Aretz.
Et Lechem Chu'keinu Tein Lanu Ha-Yom.
U'ma'chal Lanu Al Chovoteinu
Keshe'mechalnu Af Anu Lechayaveinu,
Ve'Al Tevienu Lidei Nisayon,
Ela Tatzileinu Min Ha-Ra.
Amen"

The Avinu prayer, known in Jewish synagogues worldwide (new window), translated into English:

"Our Father, Who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy Will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen."

I don't think Kentucky should hire a gubernatorial candidate who doesn't even know where his own religion comes from.

I'm pretty sure that if you bother to actually study the Bible, it disqualifies you from being a true Christian in fundamentalland.

/Jesus loved Wall Street and personally waterboarded Darwin to save Israel from the communists.

Don't even get him started on the Jews.

I asked this in another thread, but did bevets quit or get fired? It's just not the same without him trolling these threads....