Wow, this broad has quite an array of mugshots.

Sybarite: Wow, this broad has quite an array of mugshots.

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I just look at her and can't stop thinking, "There's nobody home."

and the mailbox was released after its bail was posted

Suspect is approximately 4' tall, black, mail...

calbert: and the mailbox was released after its bail was posted

*snert*

According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office probable cause affidavit, deputies went to Lederer's house to conduct a welfare check on July 8. Before they arrived, Lederer called 911 saying there was someone hiding in her bushes.

Stop crime. Go Brazilian.

The real question that this article doesnt answer: Did her fridge run away?

cbackous: The real question that this article doesnt answer: Did her fridge run away?

"Fridge set me up!"

My mailbox harasses me with bills and unsolicited offers that I do not want. It's in cahoots with that guy that wears the funny hat and shorts. When I confronted him about it, he said "Harry, I don't write the mail. I just deliver it. If you don't like it, go down to the central post office between the hours of 9 am and 11 am when my boss is there and blow it up. Here's a copy of Open Pit Mining Supply. There's some stuff in the back that might interest you. Just give the magazine to Reggie K. Dwight down the street when your done. Yeah. Elton John lives down the street from me and works a drag line at the open pit coal mine. He once told me "Any man can play a piano but only a real man can work the controls of the Big Muskie like a coal slinging Mozart."

"The doll is trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughin' at me!"

neversubmit: Why was the mailbox downhill? Those damn things should be arrested one of them jumped in front of my truck the other day trying to cause a wreak.

I met my favorite neighbors the day after I killed their mailbox. With my motorcycle.

Don't ask.

/they're now close friends of mine :)

Troublesome Strumpet: She reminds me of an ugly Oblivion character.

Now that you've said that, I can't stop seeing her as one when I look at her picture.

Was the mailbox in front of a white house with a boarded front door?

Mail boxes are not trustworthy. They should be approached with caution.

Most people instinctively know that mail boxes are evil and that receiving mail usually entails nothing good.

This is Number 117 on a list of things I learned from watching The Addams Family.

In addition to Charles Addams, creator of the Addams Family (and their mailbox), there are innumerable cartoons about evil mailboxes by many of the great cartoonists (Gahan Wilson, for example). The toothed mailbox is considered a variant on the toothed vagina and mailman/dog jokes by psychanalysts.

It is natural to fear the mailbox: no news is good news and no bills is even better news.

I am not sure if the dangers of the letterbox are related to the dangers of the mailbox, but there is a Monty Python sketch about the Inauguration of a new letterbox in the army of letter boxes that threaten mankind (or was it Mongolia?)

If you want more information, I highly recommend reading the book, Going Postal by Terry Pratchett, or renting the two part TV series (which was done with very high production values). This will explain clearly why the written word is powerful and sometimes dangerous when too much of it piles up in one place such as on your doorstep or in a library. Do not confuse this with several other movies called Going Postal.

BEWARE OF THE MAILBOX. IT BITES, IT IS A PORTAL TO HELL, OR POSSIBLY IT'LL JUST CLANG SHUT ON YOUR FINGER CAUSING YOU MUCH PAIN AND EMBARASSMENT.