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2011-11-04 12:41:28 PM
Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.
 
2011-11-04 12:44:19 PM
Because, you see, she looks like a horse.

Actually, I knew a korean girl in college who really, really had a horse face. Poor girl. Bangin' body, though. (biatchy personality)

/SJP has some of those really awesome angles, though, so, eh.
 
2011-11-04 12:54:33 PM
She came a prancin and a dancin
my darling Stewball
 
2011-11-04 01:07:34 PM
"SJP arrived to a crowd of adoring fans at Oaks Oats Day"
 
2011-11-04 01:16:14 PM
eyehate: Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.

You should, it's been going on for 5 years

And now, after hours of work, and properly linked to EVERY article that contained this meme, I present:

THE MASTER LIST -- SJP "HORSE" HEADLINES ON FARK.COM SINCE JULY 18, 2006 -- 5 YEARS OF EASY GREENLIGHTS AND BAD JOKES
Original list by thomps, cleaned up, researched, and completed by DanZero
NOTE: There were regular "non-horse" SJP headlines submitted in this time period, however, they will not be included here.

2006

FIRST HEADLINE SIGHTING: Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit to produce new HBO comedy series set in... wait for it... New York City

In retrospect, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit realizes it was probably a bad idea to wear black to her own wedding

Matthew Broderick breaks collar bone after falling off Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker in Seattle to promote new fragrance, "Lovely". When asked if her looks were the inspiration behind the name, Ms. Parker replied, "neigh"

Sarah Jessica Parker still loves trick-or-treating, getting sugar cubes

2007

Sarah Jessica parker has a long face over reviving her famous character for the movie version of "Sex and the City." No really, the high heels wrecked her knees

"Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day" is Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the "Sex and the City" movie. Even going by three names doesn't allow you to get away by wearing fur and pajamas together

2008

Sarah Jessica Parker may have finally found soulmate in upcoming "Sex and the City" movie. Submitter thought Mr. Ed died years ago

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a tumble during Vogue photoshoot. Thank goodness she didn't break her leg

Sarah Jessica Parker stamps her hoof three times to show that she's upset about being voted the "world's unsexiest woman"

Sarah Jessica Parker says the outer boroughs of NYC becoming more attractive than Manhattan due to lower cost of living, proximity to Belmont Park

Sarah Jessica Parker won't eat next to her "Sex In The City" co-stars, preferring the pile of hay in the corner

Dennis Quaid's reaction to filming a love scene with Sarah Jessica Parker just five minutes after meeting her? "WHOA."

Sarah Jessica Parker attends premiere in $9 dress, proving that she can keep herself from being saddled down with high fashion costs

Sarah Jessica Parker admits that she relies on a groomer to make her mane manageable

Kayla Paige looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, only more neighked

Sarah Jessica Parker wants you to stop with the horseface jokes or she'll throttle you with her 90-year-old woman hands

Sarah Jessica Parker won't say "neigh" to a "Sex and the City" sequel

The Daily Mail examines the two faces of Sarah Jessica Parker - one longer than the other

Sarah Jessica Parker makes it clear that she hates photo finishes

Sarah Jessica Parker stamped her hooves and bucked wildly after finding out the dress she wore to the "Sex and the City" premiere was worn twice before by other celebs

Sarah Jessica Parker not amused by websites claiming she looks like a horse, equines to comment

Big Brown looks to knock off Sarah Jessica Parker as the top horse this weekend (a/k/a your Belmont Stakes discussion thread)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's son bans the word "fat" from the household, insists the word upsets him more than anything. Submitter thought "glue factory" would rattle him more

Sarah Jessica Parker is afraid that her son will do something foalish such as becoming a smoker. If he ever takes up smoking, perhaps she can make him stop colt turkey

Sarah Jessica hoists a hoof and stomps around the stable on news that her new movie will be out soon, and tells neighsayers that they aren't cool

NCAA bans horse-collar tackling in football. Sarah Jessica Parker unavailable for comment

Hugh Jackman terrified by pack of charging horses while filming "Australia." In related news, you won't see him co-starring with Sarah Jessica Parker or Julia Roberts anytime soon

Kim Cattrall looks forward to starting work on the "Sex and the City" sequel just because of the casting couch experiences. Sarah Jessica Parker, on the other hand, is entirely more stable

Sarah Jessica Parker consults "astrotherapist" for personal advice, instead of relying on good old-fashioned horse sense

2009

Sarah Jessica Parker's relationship with Matthew Broderick has gone colt

Humans causing rapid evolution in animals. So that explains why horses are starting to look like Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker says 'neigh' to rumors that her marriage is in trouble

Sarah Jessica Parker photographed wearing hoofed boots. She's just mocking us now

"Scheduling problems" keep Chris Noth from signing up for the "Sex and the City" sequel. Sarah Jessica Parker wonders what could be stallion the negotiations

The strangest pictures of horses with perms and hair extensions you'll see today and no, that's not a Sarah Jessica Parker joke

Sarah Jessica Parker preggers with twin mares. The rest of us will have night mares

Surrogate mother pictured carrying Sarah Jessica Parker's twins, said to be an openly bisexual tattooed rocker. Sarah worried she may end up with bi little ponies

Sarah Jessica Parker says tabloid horsing around about her marriage is hurtful

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick to separate; and here we thought their relationship was stable

Fans screamed themselves hoarse trying to get at Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the Sex and the City sequel

Jennifer Aniston stays fit with the Sarah Jessica Parker workout, running around a horse track

Sarah Jessica Parker bridles at unstable large crowds in NYC. Hopes cops can rein it in

"Sex and The City 2" in stable condition, Sarah Jessica Parker nose what men want to see in the sequel, adds a horse of a different color to the cast

Sarah Jessica Parker has "enormous regrets" over agreeing to do the Sex and the City sequel. Guess we finally have an explanation for the long face

Sarah Jessica Parker spent 15 years trying to get Hugh Grant to play with her but he kept saying, "Neigh"

2010

Matthew Broderick improvises his fathering skills as he goes along, whereas Sarah Jessica Parker uses her horse sense

Sarah Jessica Parker has been offered a top-level job with fashion designer Halston. First, it was success with Square Pegs, then Sex and the City, and now this; looks like she's finally completed her very own Triple Crown

Sarah Jessica Parker says that "Sex and the City 2" conjures up "the cinematic scope of Lawrence of Arabia." It behooves her to have a good sense of humor, apparently

Sarah Jessica Parker consults a psychic to save her marriage. So much for using horse sense

Sarah Jessica Parker has had it with neighsayers who insist that she tried to stirrup feuds with her "Sex and the City 2" co-stars

Sarah Jessica Parker was concerned the plot to Sex and the City 2 would be leaked because security surrounding the project wasn't stable

Reviewer says Sarah Jessica Parker's shoes are the only interesting thing about Sex and the City 2. Probably because they bring you good luck

Sarah Jessica Parker, who usually looks like a horse, manages to look like Lady GaGa, who usually looks like a man

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker had a quiet tenth anniversary, capped off with the obligatory roll in the hay

Sarah Jessica Parker's long lost brother comes forward. Easy boy

Sarah Jessica Parker says "Sex and the City" isn't over yet. It's true. I heard it right from her own mouth

Sarah Jessica Parker trots out the same old kind of dress at awards ceremony: "The way she's half-heartedly whipping her skirt up is making me think of horses whipping their tail. Horses. Now that's all I can think of"

This comes straight from the horse's mouth: Sarah Jessica Parker says she's not young anymare

Sarah Jessica Parker won't saddle fans with clothing of poor quality

2011

"Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, was that a real snowstorm you were trotting through in New York?" "Neigh"

Sarah Jessica Parker thinks there's one more good story in her Sex and the City franchise. Talk about beating a dead horse

Greg Kinnear draws the short straw, has to kiss Sarah Jessica Parker

Does Sarah Jessica Parker look good in a bikini? Neigh.

Sarah Jessica Parker trots her offspring around New York

Sarah Jessica Parker proves that big manes are back

Kim Cattrall is beginning to resent her "Sex and the City" role. Sarah Jessica Parker isn't saddled with such feelings

Ryan Seacrest jockeying for new fashion series featuring Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker is hot to trot in this red gown

Katie Couric's first interview on ABC news will prove to be a horse of a different color

Matthew Broderick caught on camera engaged in public display of affection with his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker

"Sarah Jessica Parker fails to 'wow' us at the races." Sometimes, it's just too easy
 
2011-11-04 01:21:16 PM
She must have come in last.
 
2011-11-04 01:22:03 PM
I will always remember as the smoking hot witch in Hocus Pocus. What happened to her?
 
2011-11-04 01:27:31 PM
wildstarr: I will always remember as the smoking hot witch in Hocus Pocus. What happened to her?


She got saddled by Father Time.
 
2011-11-04 01:30:16 PM
eyehate: Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.

This. I could be on board if she was somehow deserving of the constant insults. You know, if she were a stupid, spoiled whore like Paris Hilton, or some egomaniacal biatch like Barbra Streisand. What is SJP's big crime other than not having aged well?
 
2011-11-04 01:49:32 PM
gunga galunga: This. I could be on board if she was somehow deserving of the constant insults. You know, if she were a stupid, spoiled whore like Paris Hilton, or some egomaniacal biatch like Barbra Streisand. What is SJP's big crime other than not having aged well?

On Fark, her crime is "being a famous, successful woman"

She's got a face that's pretty odd, but I'd still not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2011-11-04 01:51:10 PM
wildstarr: I will always remember as the smoking hot witch in Hocus Pocus. What happened to her?

Any filly would show better when standing in place next to these nags.

s11.allstarpics.net
 
2011-11-04 01:55:40 PM
The worst thing about the SJP Is A Horse meme are the people who now come on the threads and complain about it. I mean, they whinny themselves hoarse over these threads.

If you do not like the meme....don't post on the thread. Its not the only livery in town
 
2011-11-04 02:14:38 PM
SJP Horse Face > Tebow
 
2011-11-04 02:17:16 PM
eyehate: Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.

Yup. Totally played out, but I would not be surprised if this thread gets 100 comments with the same old tired horse jokes.
 
2011-11-04 02:18:02 PM
gunga galunga: eyehate: Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.

This. I could be on board if she was somehow deserving of the constant insults. You know, if she were a stupid, spoiled whore like Paris Hilton, or some egomaniacal biatch like Barbra Streisand. What is SJP's big crime other than not having aged well?


i40.tinypic.com
 
2011-11-04 02:19:52 PM
gunga galunga: What is SJP's big crime other than not having aged well?

[she's a] a stupid, spoiled whore like Paris Hilton

/trots off
//neither of them are stupid
///i despise people who call others 'stupid' for being more successful than they
//she's got money, perhaps she should purchase some barding
 
2011-11-04 02:22:46 PM
Apos: wildstarr: I will always remember as the smoking hot witch in Hocus Pocus. What happened to her?


She got saddled by Father Time.


Well jockeyed sir.
 
2011-11-04 02:51:38 PM
DanZero:

Just...wow. It might be time to put this meme down.
 
2011-11-04 02:52:50 PM
Mateorocks: DanZero:

Just...wow. It might be time to put this meme down.


It does seem that we are beating a dead horse.
 
2011-11-04 02:53:21 PM
Never thought she looked particularly equine. I thought she looked like this kid.
img86.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-04 02:59:33 PM
eyehate: Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.

Hmmmm.... No sir, I don't like it.
 
2011-11-04 03:24:40 PM
All it takes is the mention of her name to whip all the haters into a lather.
 
2011-11-04 03:29:40 PM
MagSeven: Never thought she looked particularly equine. I thought she looked like this kid.
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Thank you MagSeven. This particular reference is why I always drop by these threads.

/separated at birth?
 
2011-11-04 03:41:38 PM
Knara: Because, you see, she looks like a horse.

Actually, I knew a korean girl in college who really, really had a horse face. Poor girl. Bangin' body, though. (biatchy personality)

/SJP has some of those really awesome angles, though, so, eh.


Was this Korean girl a "screamer"?
 
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2011-11-04 03:53:41 PM
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I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I *do*!
 
2011-11-04 03:59:26 PM
Wolf Cola: gunga galunga: eyehate: Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.

This. I could be on board if she was somehow deserving of the constant insults. You know, if she were a stupid, spoiled whore like Paris Hilton, or some egomaniacal biatch like Barbra Streisand. What is SJP's big crime other than not having aged well?

[i40.tinypic.com image 400x355]


No, a show that you are under no obligation to watch doesn't count.

Although for all I know, you may have had a girlfriend/wife that made you watch it. But we all have to give concessions to the provider of thy nookie, so it still doesn't count.
 
2011-11-04 04:10:07 PM
ComicBookGuy: Was this Korean girl a "screamer"?

I didn't know her in that way. She was dating a friend of mine from the Philippines.
 
2011-11-04 04:49:21 PM
wildstarr: I will always remember as the smoking hot witch in Hocus Pocus. What happened to her?

broken leg
 
2011-11-04 04:50:12 PM
eyehate: Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.

relax, we're just horsing around
 
2011-11-04 05:29:34 PM
So no win, place or show?
 
2011-11-04 08:32:17 PM
eyehate: Of all of the dumb memes, I dislike this one the most.

And worse, it's spreading now to Hilary Swank.
 
2011-11-04 09:06:58 PM
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-05 03:26:03 AM
Maybe she was just off her feed that day.
 
2011-11-05 10:47:09 AM
Huck And Molly Ziegler: Maybe she was just off her feed that day.

Muddy track. Those stilettos always slow her on a muddy track.

www.shoeblog.com

/hot
 
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