In the shower... then she heels it down the drain. Or so I've heard.

Keep workin that back
I don't know how to act

First green light; thanks!

Poor Kelso, I mean Kutcher.

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

I admit it SnakeMan.

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

I'm not a freak. Everybody else is a prude.

Because People in power are Stupid: Ben is more than 5 years younger than Ashton.

Demi gives it up for young men. That's hot. creepy.

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

No, you are not weird. There are a lot of people who like, or at least pretend to like, having their dick dipped in shiat.

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

It's the next frontier: Most chicks will do vaginal... virtually all (eventually). So getting her to do that is like the "going all the way" of "going all the way". It's also a sex treat. Every once in a while she'll let you have that treat. Plus, it's kinky (and nice).

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

I tried it once (on Xmas eve, no joke) and wasnt really into it.
Too much effort, no natural lube.
Plus, its gross.

SDRR: Because People in power are Stupid: Ben is more than 5 years younger than Ashton.

Demi gives it up for young men. That's hot. creepy.

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

No, you are not weird. There are a lot of people who like, or at least pretend to like, having their dick dipped in shiat.

To set the record straight, it's not the dipping your dick is shiat that's appealing .. it's having a snug colon wrapped around your dick that the appeal. Plus it feels awesome.

SnakeMan:
Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

It's considered dirty, it's taboo, it has zero justifiability for reproduction. Also, there's a scarcity compared to other forms of lovin', which makes it inherently interesting. Also, the uh, snugness thing. It's generally very... snug.

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?



A gay person would say you're closeted for posting that question, overcompensating, etc. I'd just like to believe you're under 25.

No Such Agency: It's considered dirty, it's taboo, it has zero justifiability for reproduction. Also, there's a scarcity compared to other forms of lovin', which makes it inherently interesting. Also, the uh, snugness thing. It's generally very... snug.

None of that for me, it's more like ... LOOK AT DAT ASS! I want in.

"That'd be the butt, Bob."

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

You're not the only one. My ass is tattooed EXIT ONLY!!! I have absolutely no desire for a guy to stick his dick inside my hiney. To me it's just disgusting. You guys just need to find woman who are not sluts. We do exist. We're just very hard to find.

nimawai: You guys just need to find woman who are not sluts. We do exist. We're just very hard to find.

Why would I want to find a woman who isn't a slut?

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

You're not alone. Poop is gross. Those who will stick it in the pooper will probably stick it anywhere.

FarkedOver: nimawai: You guys just need to find woman who are not sluts. We do exist. We're just very hard to find.

Why would I want to find a woman who isn't a slut?

Right. You're not hard to find, we're just not looking for you.

:)

FarkedOver: nimawai: You guys just need to find woman who are not sluts. We do exist. We're just very hard to find.

Why would I want to find a woman who isn't a slut?

Seconded.

chaddsfarkprefect: SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?



A gay person would say you're closeted for posting that question, overcompensating, etc. I'd just like to believe you're under 25.

Maybe he just doesn't want to get poop on his dick.

"She told me to 'kiss her where it smells funny.' So I drove her to New Jersey."

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

It's the tightest thing. Especially after children.

antidisestablishmentarianism: timujin: In a very uncomfortable place?
FirstNationalBastard:
Like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

Thread over.

I don't think so. I'm seeing more comments...

It just such a very small hole, especially when there's a proper one right close by.

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

It can be a fun thing to do? *shrug*

/plus some women really get off on it
//i am all to happy to help

nimawai: SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

You're not the only one. My ass is tattooed EXIT ONLY!!! I have absolutely no desire for a guy to stick his dick inside my hiney. To me it's just disgusting. You guys just need to find woman who are not sluts. We do exist. We're just very hard to find.

What would be the point of meeting someone like that?

All the best relationships, long term, that I have known people to have are typified by the idea that the couple are sluts for each other.

/they're just not necessarily promiscuous

Wow, some of you are sure proud to declare your "no fly zones".
I guess oral is the devil as well.

nimawai: You guys just need to find woman who are not sluts. We do exist. We're just very hard to find.

I don't want a woman who is a slut with everyone.

I just want her to be a slut with ME.

nimawai: You guys just need to find woman who are not sluts. We do exist. We're just very hard to find.

You're not hard to find, cupcake. No one is looking.

"find women who aren't sluts..."

Ha!!!

Too bad she doesn't like it in the kitchen.

Triaxis: Too bad she doesn't like it in the kitchen.

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She seems to like it in the crypt...

MorePeasPlease: Wow, some of you are sure proud to declare your "no fly zones".
I guess oral is the devil as well.

i don't do anal either, but i would imagine it has something to do with power (or a perception of power)... like "MY CACK IS IN YOUR ASS, LADY"

Approves


/obscure

SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak


For me, a woman can fake how big you are in her vagina even if you do not measure up....butt in the poop chute, everyone feels big...unless you are with a gaping porn star, butt even then why is she wasting her time with a man who doesn't measure up.

I would pound dat ass like a rented mule

soakitincider: i don't do anal either, but i would imagine it has something to do with power (or a perception of power)... like "MY CACK IS IN YOUR ASS, LADY"

The anus has a ton of nerve endings, for one.

Sure, for many there's a domination/submission high (don't underestimate how many women get off on being submissive/dominated during sex) as well.

Plus, some women like to have a sex toy in one hole while the guy is in another.

/mainly, my point is that if all you can imagine is that anal sex is about a guy boorishly dominating women, your imagination sucks

nimawai: SnakeMan: Strange how as a straight male I've never had the urge to fark a woman's ass. Why is that? Am I just weird like that? Or is it that EVERYONE ELSE is a freak?

/Nothing wrong with being a freak
//Just admit you are one
///Ya freak

You're not the only one. My ass is tattooed EXIT ONLY!!! I have absolutely no desire for a guy to stick his dick inside my hiney. To me it's just disgusting. You guys just need to find woman who are not sluts. We do exist. We're just very hard to find.

While I have no desire to do anal, I also don't think enjoying it would make a woman a slut. I think someone needs to grow up a little. If 2 consenting adults (or more when applicable) are into something, go for it.

If you're getting shiat on your dick, you're doing it wrong. There are products made to be used before the sex act so that you avoid santorum messes.