"Right thought, bad execution"

AbsentFriends: Does this mean he didn't get the job?

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Does he work for MotherFarker Global?

3-6 for $1600?

He should have gone for $160,000,000.00 and he would be out on probation.

Weapons-grade stupid. Right up there with the 18 year old who stole handguns at a job interview in a pawn shop.

AbsentFriends: he didn't get the job?


Is this a repeat from the headline.

Clearly he was applying for the wrong job.

I'd invoice them for the security evaluation.

That boy's a criminal mastermind.

It's a real shame.

He used to be a genius!

I ain't lyin', he booked the numbers, did not need paper or pencil.

Now he can't remember who he is.

He showed initiative. A real go-getter!

He fixed the cable?

Rufus Lee King: That boy's a criminal mastermind.

It's a real shame.

He used to be a genius!

I ain't lyin', he booked the numbers, did not need paper or pencil.

Now he can't remember who he is.

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I worked five years in a row when I was in the joint.
Pressin' them motherfarkin' license plates. Where a nubian gon' get a job out here pressin' farkin' license plates?

Frampton Forges Checks!

Not as good as the Comes Alive album, but you can't top Johnny Cash for playing prison gigs.

He didn't show any ingenuity. Don't steal checks, steal cash instead you idiot!!! He almost had the job....he was this close too!

You like stealing checks huh?



The only checks that are going to be stolen in prison is bubba stealing a gaze checking out yo ass - CUZ THIS HERE IS REAL

Second-degree forgery? What else is involved to get it to first degree, aside from stealing someone else's checks, writing their signature on them, and cashing them?

Sin_City_Superhero: When he reported the missing checks to the bank, he was told four had been cashed, payable to Frampton, for $1,600.

Hey, dumbass...

Pay to the order of: CASH

Wittenberg Dropout: Frampton Forges Checks!

Do You Feel Like He Does?

Sin_City_Superhero: When he reported the missing checks to the bank, he was told four had been cashed, payable to Frampton, for $1,600.

Hey, dumbass...

Pay to the order of: CASH

That and don't take the checks off the top, take the ones from the back of the book. Gives you more time before they realize the numbers are not matching up.

Why would blank business checks not be locked in a secure location?
That is an invitation to crime.

When asked where he saw himself in 5 years he thoughtfully replied: Nearly done with my prison stay.

3 to 6 years? I'll be Mr. Frampton is eating some Humble Pie right about now.

/OK, I'm done
//and old

cleveoh: 3 to 6 years? I'll be Mr. Frampton is eating some Humble Pie right about now.

/OK, I'm done
//and old

And now I have 30 days in the hole stuck in my head......

Sin_City_Superhero: When he reported the missing checks to the bank, he was told four had been cashed, payable to Frampton, for $1,600.

Hey, dumbass...

Pay to the order of: CASH

I made it on the bevel.

1.There is more surface for the nails to grip.

2.There is twice the gripping-surface to each seam.

3. The water will have to seep into it on a slant.
Water moves easiest up and down or straight across.

4.In a house people are upright two thirds of the time.
So the seams and joints are made up-and-down.

5. In a bed where people lie down all the time, the
joints and seams are made sideways, because
the stress is sideways.

6.Except.

7. A body is not square like a crosstie.

8. Animal magnetism.

9.The animal magnetism of a dead body makes the
stress come slanting, so the seams and joints of a
coffin are made on the bevel.

10. You can see by an old grave that the earth sinks
down on the bevel.

11.While in a natural hole it sinks by the center, the
stress being up-and-down.

12. So I made it on the bevel.

13. It makes a neater job.

God Damn that's kinda harsh for what amounts to stealing a little over a thousand dollars. Oh yeah, he's not a 1 percenter.

probesport: You like stealing checks huh?

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The only checks that are going to be stolen in prison is bubba stealing a gaze checking out yo ass - CUZ THIS HERE IS REAL

Over the line there, McIntosh. Over the line.

God Damn that's kinda harsh for what amounts to stealing a little over a thousand dollars. Oh yeah, he's not a 1 percenter.

One might theorize that he could learn from Jon Corzine while in jail. Except that he's be out before Corzine serves minute #1. And Corzine's going to a country club jail, while guy gets PMITA prison.

I love it when a plan comes together


/hot

I guess he wasn't applying at Quick People Incorporated.

Wow, that sentence seems harsh for what was taken. You'd think they'd update the theft brackets a bit and save long prison sentences for people who physically hurt other people.

What happened to the raisins?

dothemath: 3-6 for $1600?

He should have gone for $160,000,000.00 and he would be out on probation.


Until the corporate thieves spend a proportionate time in the same jail with the same indignities as common thieves like the one in TFA then the concept of justice is a mockery.

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United States House of Representatives, 1992.