Well I already knew that because it says so in the Bible.

Now I'm hungry for pancakes...

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Thientists

Thie... dammit.

Did they try balancing pancakes on a rabbit's head??

Those are mathematicians, Subby, not scientists. Bad Subby.

RexTalionis: No, but it is at least as hard as NP complete, possibly harder.

It is all in the wrist

Now they can tell their moms to go put a shirt on.

Lord Dimwit: LazarusLong42: Those are mathematicians, Subby, not scientists. Bad Subby.

RexTalionis: No, but it is at least as hard as NP complete, possibly harder.

Ultimately, all scientists are just mathematicians; they just don't know it.

(Ultimate ensemble FTW)

Sure, but not all mathematicians are scientists.

LazarusLong42: Lord Dimwit: LazarusLong42: Those are mathematicians, Subby, not scientists. Bad Subby.

RexTalionis: No, but it is at least as hard as NP complete, possibly harder.

Ultimately, all scientists are just mathematicians; they just don't know it.

(Ultimate ensemble FTW)

Sure, but not all mathematicians are scientists.

Meh, waffles are better.

Mitch Hedberg was right about pancakes. All exciting at first, but by the end you're farking sick of 'em.

Write an algorithm to create uniformly sized pancakes... P==NP!

32oz High Life: Well I already knew that because it says so in the Bible.

I must say, I understand most Christian bashing jokes...but I have no idea what the fark you're on about here

Eggs are my weakness... I love over easy and I can't make the damn things myself without breaking the yolk!

:(

The_Time_Master: Eggs are my weakness... I love over easy and I can't make the damn things myself without breaking the yolk!

:(

You gotta Paula Dean that shiat. Butter, all the way.

matovichj: The_Time_Master: Eggs are my weakness... I love over easy and I can't make the damn things myself without breaking the yolk!

:(

You gotta Paula Dean that shiat. Butter, all the way.

Butter will scortch, renderd bacon fat.

no flip over easy eggs? low easy heat, once the album is set, wiggle a spatula underneath to make sure it isn't sticking, then cover the pan and reduce the heat again.

covering the pan will steam over the top of the yolk.

when I do this I'll give it a light dust of salt and pepper before covering. and I let it go a little further because I like my yolk just a little runny and mostly set. just enough to mop up with toast.

yes.... big breakfast is my favorite meal to cook. and I covet big breakfast for my days off. Ive been perfecting my poached eggs technique as of late.

Cerebral Knievel: no flip over easy eggs? low easy heat, once the album is set, wiggle a spatula underneath to make sure it isn't sticking, then cover the pan and reduce the heat again.

covering the pan will steam over the top of the yolk.




Holy shiat!

RexTalionis: LazarusLong42: Those are mathematicians, Subby, not scientists. Bad Subby.

RexTalionis: No, but it is at least as hard as NP complete, possibly harder.

They were computer scientists.

Computer scientists are just mathematicians with better funding

The_Time_Master: Cerebral Knievel: no flip over easy eggs? low easy heat, once the album is set, wiggle a spatula underneath to make sure it isn't sticking, then cover the pan and reduce the heat again.

covering the pan will steam over the top of the yolk.


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Holy shiat!

glad I could be of service. good luck on your experiments

and by the way, the secret to a good poached egg is a splash of vinegar to the water and a little salt. in a shallow pan ease the egg into the boiling water, in a deep pot stir the water hard to get a good vortex going and drop the egg right in the middle of the cone. you might still need to push the album towards the yoke though.