I think it will be down to the BSDM Wiccans.

I immediately pictured a big, wide ass in worn out sweat pants (riding up the crack) with several screaming, unwashed kids tagging along. Is that a Walmart mom? Am I close?

gshepnyc: I immediately pictured a big, wide ass in worn out sweat pants (riding up the crack) with several screaming, unwashed kids tagging along. Is that a Walmart mom? Am I close?

Get out of my head.

I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

Attention, Wal-Mart shoppers. Votes for the black guy are now 40% off.

"It's discouraging to me that he's not doing what he said he's going to do. When he was campaigning, it was change, change, change, and I don't see any change," she said.

It's an understandable concern for someone who is accustomed to the wildly varied, thrill-a-minute life of shopping at WalMart. How will Obama try to appeal to such a dynamic and unpredictable voter base?

Koalaesq: I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

I'm going to be a father in a week and most of the items I bought were from Walmart... same item (crib, stroller, car seat) at other stores would have been 10-15 dollars more expensive or if they had the same price they'd charge 30 bucks shipping because they were big items. Walmart provides free delivery to a close store so they got my business.

DROxINxTHExWIND: Cheryl Abbarno was the most excited she's ever been about a presidential election when Barack Obama was on the ballot in 2008, but she isn't sure she'll vote for him again.

"It's discouraging to me that he's not doing what he said he's going to do. When he was campaigning, it was change, change, change, and I don't see any change," she said.


I stopped reading there. Educate yourself, sweetie.

You do realize that most of the people that vote in the US are like this.

Aren't most Wal Mart shoppers inbred dumb hicks? You know, republitards. They're not going to vote for Fartbongo.

Slack-jawed mongoloid hausfraus?

Cheesus:

You do realize that most of the people that vote in the US are like this.

And they get the government that they deserve.

Unfortunately the rest of us get tht government too.

ddam: Koalaesq: I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

I'm going to be a father in a week and most of the items I bought were from Walmart... same item (crib, stroller, car seat) at other stores would have been 10-15 dollars more expensive or if they had the same price they'd charge 30 bucks shipping because they were big items. Walmart provides free delivery to a close store so they got my business.

Enjoy that 50 bucks while poisoning your baby with cheap Chicom crap while enriching the last communist empire on Earth.

BuckTurgidson: Slack-jawed mongoloid hausfraus?

Awesome.

Looks like a Palin voter to me...

I think we can all agree that we need more Walmart Moms posing for nude pictorials.

The key to Obama's re-election will be "GOP candidates".

My second cousins are mostly illegitimate parents. Some have married and divorced, most have just had babies without "benefit" of marriage. There's a lot of WIC, food stamps, and unemployment involved. They hate Fartbongo, hate welfare, hate abortion, and love Jesus.

My adult cousin who is a deputy sheriff truly believes Fartbongo is a Muslim. She's the most-employed of the lot, responsible, still married, etc. And yet she refers to "mosque-builders" and "Obama's people".

If Fartbongo is relying on the South, particularly low or no-income people in the South, he is up shiat's Creek with a turd for a paddle.

"It's discouraging to me that he's not doing what he said he's going to do. When he was campaigning, it was change, change, change, and I don't see any change," she said.

So, you would vote for the side that didn't want any change because you didn't see any of the change you did want?

DROxINxTHExWIND: Cheryl Abbarno was the most excited she's ever been about a presidential election when Barack Obama was on the ballot in 2008, but she isn't sure she'll vote for him again.

"It's discouraging to me that he's not doing what he said he's going to do. When he was campaigning, it was change, change, change, and I don't see any change," she said.


I stopped reading there. Educate yourself, sweetie.

You're asking quite a lot from the Wal-Mart demographic, or America in general.

ITT: Liberal Farkers that care about the plight of the poor making fun of poor people.

Seeing as how most of them do their shopping at Wal Mart on the 1st of every month at midnight, I agree.

fillahbuster: ITT: Liberal Farkers that care about the plight of the poor making fun of poor people.

Some people suck, rich or poor.

salvador.hardin: The key to Obama's re-election will be "GOP candidates".

Romney will likely have a Teabagger-friendly VP because the base won't go to the polls for Romney. It'll be McCain/Palin all over agin.

fillahbuster: ITT: Liberal Farkers that care about the plight of the poor making fun of poor people.

I want to help the poor live better lives. I also want to avoid associating with them as much as possible. What's the problem?

Obama is Super Duper.

tricycleracer: I want to help the poor live better lives. I also want to avoid associating with them as much as possible.

Seconded.

Smeggy Smurf: Aren't most Wal Mart shoppers inbred dumb hicks? You know, republitards. They're not going to vote for Fartbongo.

Poorer people tend to shop at Wal Mart, obviously with some exceptions. Poorer people also vote Democrat. Keep attacking your base, it'll work wonders.

wiwille: DROxINxTHExWIND: Cheryl Abbarno was the most excited she's ever been about a presidential election when Barack Obama was on the ballot in 2008, but she isn't sure she'll vote for him again.

"It's discouraging to me that he's not doing what he said he's going to do. When he was campaigning, it was change, change, change, and I don't see any change," she said.


I stopped reading there. Educate yourself, sweetie.

You're asking quite a lot from the Wal-Mart demographic, or America in general.

Fark. I'd be happy if they just realized they were ignorant as all hell. You can go ahead and hold a bunch of contradictory opinions in your head all you like. Just stop sharing them. They are stupid and wrong. And people shouldn't be subjected to it. And even THAT is unrealistic, as expectations go.

Americans LOVE being loud and stupid for some reason. And the smarter people get, the quieter they become, as a natural consequence of slowly realizing that you've... shockingly... been wrong about things. A lot of things. For a long time. And maybe you don't know it all and should refrain from talking about it until you do. We muffking adore ignorance up in this piece, gnomesaiyan?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: tricycleracer: fillahbuster: ITT: Liberal Farkers that care about the plight of the poor making fun of poor people.

I want to help the poor live better lives. I also want to avoid associating with them as much as possible. What's the problem?

Then be bootstrappy. I paid a homeless man fifty bucks to pull my rickshaw while I whip him and yell "Faster!".

I be creating jobs.

+1 tax cut

Sometimes you've got no choice but to shop at Wal-Mart: for example you may not have the money to go to a competitor or perhaps you're out in the sticks where Wal-Mart's the only game in town.

Leaving that aside, we simply need a smarter electorate in this country. We need an electorate full of critical thinkers, people who are at least smart enough to see through the blatant lies they're being told. But with the attention given reality show hacks, I'm not hopeful about this.

Walnut moms.

/Mmmm.

The Dog Ate The Constitution: Smeggy Smurf: Aren't most Wal Mart shoppers inbred dumb hicks? You know, republitards. They're not going to vote for Fartbongo.

Poorer people tend to shop at Wal Mart, obviously with some exceptions. Poorer people also vote Democrat. Keep attacking your base, it'll work wonders.

My base are Libertarians. We pick on Emocrats and Republitards equally despite the admonishments to not to be mean to the retards.

ddam: Koalaesq: I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

I'm going to be a father in a week and most of the items I bought were from Walmart... same item (crib, stroller, car seat) at other stores would have been 10-15 dollars more expensive or if they had the same price they'd charge 30 bucks shipping because they were big items. Walmart provides free delivery to a close store so they got my business.

If only Walmart sold sleep- that's going to be the main thing you want after the baby comes.

premature mazel tov, btw.

What are the odds that 3 out of 4 Walmart bashers here actually shop weekly at Walmart?

Hypocrisy on my FARK? Not a chance!

Well their asses are independent congressional districts, so they pull a lot of weight.

Captain_Ballbeard: ddam: Koalaesq: I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

I'm going to be a father in a week and most of the items I bought were from Walmart... same item (crib, stroller, car seat) at other stores would have been 10-15 dollars more expensive or if they had the same price they'd charge 30 bucks shipping because they were big items. Walmart provides free delivery to a close store so they got my business.

Enjoy that 50 bucks while poisoning your baby with cheap Chicom crap while enriching the last communist empire on Earth.

Nothing I can do about it as I don't have the money to pay extra for every item I need because I haven't had a raise over 2% in the past 5 years (2% barely covers inflation).

For example, the only crib I found that was not made in China was $75 more... the cheapest stroller/infant seat combo not made in China was over $100 more expensive.

If I was paid better I'd be more picky where I shop. In today's economy I can't afford that.

Cheesus: DROxINxTHExWIND: Cheryl Abbarno was the most excited she's ever been about a presidential election when Barack Obama was on the ballot in 2008, but she isn't sure she'll vote for him again.

"It's discouraging to me that he's not doing what he said he's going to do. When he was campaigning, it was change, change, change, and I don't see any change," she said.


I stopped reading there. Educate yourself, sweetie.

You do realize that most of the people that vote in the US are like this.

I'd hate to see what the people in the US who don't vote are like. Or would I?

ddam: Captain_Ballbeard: ddam: Koalaesq: I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

I'm going to be a father in a week and most of the items I bought were from Walmart... same item (crib, stroller, car seat) at other stores would have been 10-15 dollars more expensive or if they had the same price they'd charge 30 bucks shipping because they were big items. Walmart provides free delivery to a close store so they got my business.

Enjoy that 50 bucks while poisoning your baby with cheap Chicom crap while enriching the last communist empire on Earth.

Nothing I can do about it as I don't have the money to pay extra for every item I need because I haven't had a raise over 2% in the past 5 years (2% barely covers inflation).

For example, the only crib I found that was not made in China was $75 more... the cheapest stroller/infant seat combo not made in China was over $100 more expensive.

If I was paid better I'd be more picky where I shop. In today's economy I can't afford that.

Buy the tools and DIY?

Benni K Rok: ddam: Captain_Ballbeard: ddam: Koalaesq: I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

I'm going to be a father in a week and most of the items I bought were from Walmart... same item (crib, stroller, car seat) at other stores would have been 10-15 dollars more expensive or if they had the same price they'd charge 30 bucks shipping because they were big items. Walmart provides free delivery to a close store so they got my business.

Enjoy that 50 bucks while poisoning your baby with cheap Chicom crap while enriching the last communist empire on Earth.

Nothing I can do about it as I don't have the money to pay extra for every item I need because I haven't had a raise over 2% in the past 5 years (2% barely covers inflation).

For example, the only crib I found that was not made in China was $75 more... the cheapest stroller/infant seat combo not made in China was over $100 more expensive.

If I was paid better I'd be more picky where I shop. In today's economy I can't afford that.

Buy the tools and DIY?

You want him to make his baby's crib and carseat?

Benni K Rok: ddam: Captain_Ballbeard: ddam: Koalaesq: I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

I'm going to be a father in a week and most of the items I bought were from Walmart... same item (crib, stroller, car seat) at other stores would have been 10-15 dollars more expensive or if they had the same price they'd charge 30 bucks shipping because they were big items. Walmart provides free delivery to a close store so they got my business.

Enjoy that 50 bucks while poisoning your baby with cheap Chicom crap while enriching the last communist empire on Earth.

Nothing I can do about it as I don't have the money to pay extra for every item I need because I haven't had a raise over 2% in the past 5 years (2% barely covers inflation).

For example, the only crib I found that was not made in China was $75 more... the cheapest stroller/infant seat combo not made in China was over $100 more expensive.

If I was paid better I'd be more picky where I shop. In today's economy I can't afford that.

Buy the tools and DIY?

I also forgot another one. Buy a replacement mattress and a used crib?

Koalaesq: Benni K Rok: ddam: Captain_Ballbeard: ddam: Koalaesq: I wasn't a mom in '08, but I am one as of 3 months ago. Where do I fit into all this?

/pro-tip: Walmart has manymaternity clothes on par with Modern Maternity. Save yer pennies, ladies.

I'm going to be a father in a week and most of the items I bought were from Walmart... same item (crib, stroller, car seat) at other stores would have been 10-15 dollars more expensive or if they had the same price they'd charge 30 bucks shipping because they were big items. Walmart provides free delivery to a close store so they got my business.

Enjoy that 50 bucks while poisoning your baby with cheap Chicom crap while enriching the last communist empire on Earth.

Nothing I can do about it as I don't have the money to pay extra for every item I need because I haven't had a raise over 2% in the past 5 years (2% barely covers inflation).

For example, the only crib I found that was not made in China was $75 more... the cheapest stroller/infant seat combo not made in China was over $100 more expensive.

If I was paid better I'd be more picky where I shop. In today's economy I can't afford that.

Buy the tools and DIY?

You want him to make his baby's crib and carseat?

The crib, yes. The carseat, probably not so much. The next question is, why does it have to be new? Why not used?

I find it quite alarming that we have a culture that is identified by where they shop.

It isn't that Obama is going to win the election, but that the Republicans are going to lose it.