Holy shiat, it's Ma Fratelli!

The Aristocrats!

Jake Havechek: Holy shiat, it's Ma Fratelli!

Think that about wraps it up here folks....

I think his wife is a pretty cool guy. Eh runs him down this her car and doesnt afraid of anything.

Sounds like my wife.....crazy biatch.

"Well, I suspect she reacted so hastily because he was eating her pussy out"

With a wife as sexy as she is, why would he ever have a desire to cheat?

Some guys just don't know how lucky they are.

In her defense, what BurnShrike said. I'm 45, which is only 2 years younger than her, and man, she don't look good.

/off to the gym in 26 minutes

So much for the "Hot/Crazy" rule

madcan34
So much for the "Hot/Crazy" rule

caught me unaware. well done.

/new keyboard etc...

I bet subby was using swype

Afterwards did she take him out to dinner? Buy him new clothes? That's the way that the world goes round.

/obscure?

"talking to a strange woman"

Aren't all women strange?

Congratulations lady. If he really was cheating you just gave him a free pass out of the marriage with the kids and probably just about all of the assets. Now he can go and be with his mistress.

It only took 7 posts to get to the Sweathogs. God bless Fark.

ongbok: Congratulations lady. If he really was cheating you just gave him a free pass out of the marriage with the kids and probably just about all of the assets. Now he can go and be with his mistress.

And if he wasn't cheating he will probably start now.

Damn, she look like she got run down this a ugly car.

Oh also..

biatches be trippin.

this other woman at his workplace ... maybe a workmate? could possibly be?

FTFA: Wells brought her two children with her and they witnessed the attack, police said.

Nice.

It doesn't mention a strange woman, it mentions an unidentified woman. Note that it was 9 pm.

Brotherton said Thursday she was uncertain why the domestic charge indicates Wells did not intend to cause her husband injury,

Lack of a Y chromosome perhaps?

Cuz I'm sure if a man hit his wife in the face, struck her with a rubber hose, and ran into her with his car, he'd get the same charge. No intent to cause injury there.

Her own looks aside, if she's that temperamental, I can see why he would be tempted to cheat on her (but that still doesn't make it right)

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Her own looks aside, if she's that temperamental, I can see why he would be tempted to cheat on her (but that still doesn't make it right)

When you're "cheated on", what are you cheated out of?
What don't you have that you had before?

Jealousy is a property issue.

This her car? (new window)

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Her own looks aside, if she's that temperamental, I can see why he would be tempted to cheat on her (but that still doesn't make it right)

WITH

I'm going to have to disagree with subby on which of these women is a strange woman.

Christian Bale: Brotherton said Thursday she was uncertain why the domestic charge indicates Wells did not intend to cause her husband injury,
Lack of a Y chromosome perhaps?
Cuz I'm sure if a man hit his wife in the face, struck her with a rubber hose, and ran into her with his car, he'd get the same charge. No intent to cause injury there.

Would you like me to call the waaaammmmbulance for you? These threads would never be complete without some guy whining about how unfairly men are treated in this hard, cold world. My heart farking bleeds every time I see evidence of this horrible injustice. Oh wait, you edited the line, didn't you?:

Brotherton said Thursday she was uncertain why the domestic charge indicates Wells did not intend to cause her husband injury, except to say that the Iowa Code refers to serious injury and it's possible she was not trying to hit her husband with her car. Brotherton said the department's domestic violence investigator is following up on the case.

And let's not forget that other part you forgot: Police said Wells' husband was knocked to the ground but was not injured.

She was charged with assault, there, victim-boy. Sounds like they thought she intended to cause injury to him, on purpose. And it's all because she's a woman!

IAAl: FTFA: Wells brought her two children with her and they witnessed the attack, police said.

Nice.

It doesn't mention a strange woman, it mentions an unidentified woman. Note that it was 9 pm.

Guess it kind of depends on the workplace. If they have a 2nd shift, or if it's a bar or restaurant, then she could well have been a customer.

/uh huh, you're a crazy biatch, but you fark so good I'm on top of it . . .

Nothing you can say will turn (my car) away from My Guy...

Dumbass tag is for subby, amirite?

A little check of the local news here in Iowa finds that he was at work at Rexco Equiptment (new window), which sells and services heavy equipment.

Perhaps she caught him doing a little excavating?

EasilyDistracted: Nothing you can say will turn (my car) away from My Guy...

Nothing you ca do cuz he's stuck like glue to my car. (my car)

Good thing she didn't own a gun...

Aphoticamy Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-04 10:34:27 AM Ignore User
Dirtybird971: madcan34
So much for the "Hot/Crazy" rule

caught me unaware. well done.

/new keyboard etc...

Yes, very nice. Some farkers are just crazy. Although it has been my experience that the hotter someone (I'm dating) is, the crazier they are. I was not sorry to hit 30 and see the end of that noise, or maybe I just decided that crazy hot isn't worth it in the long run...

not to be ANOTHER misogynist on Fark, but are you saying that you are no longer crazy because you are still hot. Or are you saying that that rule applies to men too? Or is it more like a 18yo boy's dream ;)?

Wells was arrested on charges of domestic abuse without the intent to cause injury

Punch to the face, throwing items, hitting him with a hose and trying to kill him with a vehicle... seriously? Just guessing she can give one helluva chain of hummers to quite a few cops and a judge to get by with THAT load of crap.

Other people can be jailed for throwing a deadly missile when it is only a banana peel lmao

Aphoticamy Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-04 10:34:27 AM Ignore User
Dirtybird971: madcan34
So much for the "Hot/Crazy" rule

caught me unaware. well done.

/new keyboard etc...

OH! You're the one dating Damien Echols, you don't need to answer to question about your sanity. :)

jk

"Then, she ran him down this her car"

Holy Streetlamp, Sayof, I smell a new FARK meme!

jdemartino: "Then, she ran him down this her car"

Holy Streetlamp, Sayof, I smell a new FARK meme!

Have to run it by Gene Masseth first.

Came for the "this/with" thing and the hose thing. Looks like someone covered both. Leaving quite satisfied.