I'd rather not have a fat orange piece of trash tweet about my "product".

I've always found the idea of celebrity endorsements amusing. Really? You really think that Scarlet Johansson LOVES and actually uses an $8 box of store bought hair dye? She's worth millions, lives in a multimillion dollar home, owns a few million dollars worth of cars, has hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of couture and exclusive designed, high fashion clothing and jewelry has a hair and makeup artist on staff, and yet dyes her own hair? Come on!!!??? You really believe that? Well, I suppose stupid people do...

That sounds dirty.

articles about jersey shore especially pieces of human filth such as snooki make me get all stabby.

I hope they all die from prolapses

The fark is a "sleb?"

Neil Gaiman tweeted a couple days ago that he turned down $12k to tweet twice about a restaurant he's never been to before.

Unbelievable. I want $10K per Fark post.

There, now all better.

FirstNationalBastard: Is that a euphemism for a blowjob?

Because I'm confident you could get her for much less than $7,800.

Yes is a euphemism. She'll endorse your product without the pop for $10,000.

Ok, Miss Snooki. My product is called "Snooki is a vapid whore representing all that is wrong with America." I'd like you to tweet the name of my product. Here's your money, whore.

I guarantee you Sarah Palin will throw some money her way.

/guarantee
//i'd bang the hell out of that muff
_{///snooki's, not the... other one}

I got a product for her right here.

DrippinBalls: Snooki = bag of feces, but with MORE orange!

I dunno, if you ate enough Nacho Doritos you could get close.

ThatGuyGreg: Every time I read shiat like this, it makes me wish for a drug that would make me stupid but clear minded, just so I could understand how people that follow this coont think.

Alcohol just don't get the job done.

Ignorance is my friend. Learn it. Live it.

IrateShadow: The fark is a "sleb?"

The lazy way to write "celeb", I guess.

Which is itself the lazy way to write "celebrity". Or in Snooki's case, "Orange waste-of-oxygen attention whore"

Snookie please she looks like a little orange humpty dumpty and she is really not a hotty.....believe me I'm not picky when it comes to dating women but I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole or anything else if you know what I mean.

Night Of The Living Dead: I'd rather not have a fat orange piece of trash tweet about my "product".

What if your product is a new pubic lice shampoo (with natural extracts!) Or, what if you want to market a new condom (For when you ABSOLUTELY don't want to knock her up!)

Not wit RUGBY JOCK'S dick. Her lips while talking are such a huge turnoff seconded by what comes out of them.

I guarantee thousands of companies will pay her to endorse products.

_{They're competitors' products}