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(CBS 46 Atlanta) Dumbass Authorities match up sex offender's ankle monitor GPS coordinates and the location of three reports of indecent exposure, consider also charging him with assault for giving his lawyer a migrane   (cbsatlanta.com) divider line 8
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rjakobi
2011-11-04 11:54:00 AM
So does this mean the system works?
 
thelordofcheese
2011-11-04 11:56:35 AM
Eek! A penis!!!

Maybe if genitals weren't so taboo for such ridiculous reasons these types of occurrences wouldn't... you know... occur.
 
vexle
2011-11-04 12:03:44 PM
thelordofcheese: Eek! A penis!!!

Maybe if genitals weren't so taboo for such ridiculous reasons these types of occurrences wouldn't... you know... occur.

Eh, 3/10. The correct spelling and grammar was a good touch, but I just don't think anybody will bite.
 
tankjr
2011-11-04 12:04:22 PM
So after serving his time, this poor individual is not only on a list for life along with GPS tagging but he must suffer penalties based on BS circumstantial evidence as well?

Just eat a bullet at that point, guy.
 
Odd Bird
2011-11-04 12:11:08 PM
I work for an ankle bracelet monitor company and would be getting a kick out of this if my legs weren't sore from yesterday's thread.
 
colslax
2011-11-04 12:14:34 PM
Did you have to expose yourself a third time? Just do it once! I stole a Kit-Kat last week! Nobody knows! You keep it small!
 
FuturePastNow
2011-11-04 12:27:16 PM
Did he think it didn't work? Or they were bluffing?
 
lizaardvark
2011-11-04 08:51:57 PM
vexle: thelordofcheese: Eek! A penis!!!

Maybe if genitals weren't so taboo for such ridiculous reasons these types of occurrences wouldn't... you know... occur.

Eh, 3/10. The correct spelling and grammar was a good touch, but I just don't think anybody will bite.

Well, no. You should never bite. Keep the teeth covered. Thank you.
 
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