Oh. You can't have sex outside of marriage in Dubai.

That changes my travel plans.

Salesman Zoubair Ali, 37

Camel jockey, huh?

ManateeGag: damn it Fartbongo! you've gone too far now!

(Psst, uh, you might want to reread the nationalities here.)

AverageAmericanGuy Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-04 10:09:49 AM Ignore User
Oh. You can't have sex outside of marriage do anything fun in Dubai.

That changes my travel plans.

FIFY

Gravity has a way of opening up new avenues of communication.

Surprised she hasn't been arrested for indecency. Probably wouldn't hear about it if she was though.

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I love a Pretty Woman story. Hooker with a heart of gold falls for a john.

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AgentBang: Surprised she hasn't been arrested for indecency. Probably wouldn't hear about it if she was though.

From the article:
The woman is charged with prostitution and unmarried sex.

They're getting her on even better charges.

They argued while having sex and the prostitute refused to carry on unless Ali paid more.

Not saying it is right, just that I understand.

AgentBang: Surprised she hasn't been arrested for indecency. Probably wouldn't hear about it if she was though.

She wasn't naked in "public." She was naked in "a bedroom." He threw her in "public." Arrest him.

As Arabs are predominantly homosexuals, he must have been horrified when she had no penis.

No wonder their Palatial hotels are empty. So big Boi Ali wanted some chocolate Starfish action but didn't want to pay for it.

WaltzingMathilda: Jake Havechek: Salesman Zoubair Ali, 37

Camel jockey, huh?

from the information given in the article, i don't think there's any logical way to deduce that he races camels in either an amateur or professional capacity.

Heh.

FTFA:

She said she went to his private first-floor suite after meeting him in a bar. They argued while having sex and the prostitute refused to carry on unless Ali paid more. She said the enraged Briton then threw her out of the window.

I don't condone beating women, but I understand it. I'm just saying I wouldn't want to be the deciding member on a jury.

A court source said, "This gentleman could be in serious trouble. He could get 10 years if found guilty of assault, plus time for sex and drink offenses."

Sex and drink offenses? That could be doubleplus ungood for some Farkers....

I have been there. Talk about stupid if you are there and you are going to drink and have unmarried sex you want to do nothing that is going to alert anyone as to what you are doing normal people will turn you in. If you drink you keep your arse in the hotel where it is allowed.

Herb_the_betta: She wasn't naked in "public." She was naked in "a bedroom." He threw her in "public." Arrest him.

Ron White sees what you did there.

I didn't know there was a pool down there.

Guess you hadn't heard that its also illegal to make snuff films subby?

/all those perfectly marketable tapes...

Who defenestrates a prostitute?

jakrabit: [www.movieguys.org image 640x368]

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Well obviously your into Greek.

As Allah is my witness, I thought chicks Kiev could fly.

Zoubair Ali. Ah, yes, the Alis. An old and venerable English house that traces its roots back to 1066 ... that or the opening of a East End falafel house in 1982. Something like that.

It was a joke.

JackieRabbit: Zoubair Ali. Ah, yes, the Alis. An old and venerable English house that traces its roots back to 1066 ...

Like Nasir and Azeem?

MBooda: JackieRabbit: Zoubair Ali. Ah, yes, the Alis. An old and venerable English house that traces its roots back to 1066 ...

Like Nasir and Azeem?
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And Achoo

I have heard of throwing your cum all over place.
But this takes it to a new level!

I say! That's simply not cricket! Oh my!

Lethal Weapon already did it

wow just wow. even for fark standards

Klippoklondike: "Aarfy, are you insane?
They're gonna throw you in jail.
You just killed a girl.
She's lying in the street!"

"She has no right to be there,
you know. It's after curfew."

"Don't you realise what you've done?
You've murdered a human being!
They can hang you!"

/first thing I thought of

Also the first thing I thought of. I'm glad you had an actual quote, I would've just said it reminded me of Catch 22.

No copulation without defenestration!

factoryconnection: Herb_the_betta: She wasn't naked in "public." She was naked in "a bedroom." He threw her in "public." Arrest him.

Ron White sees what you did there.

They call her, "tater salad crotch". You're going to want to wash that when you're done with it. Try dipping it in bleach...

Jesus H. Christ! Next thing you know they'll be telling you that you can't toss that dead hooker into the arroyo!

Godamnitsomuch

The proper term is defenestrate.

You defenestrate the naked prostitute with whom you argue over the price of sex.

Those Ukrainian gals are tough, she will bounce back.

She tried to reopen negotiations for a higher price while they were having sex? And then refused to up finish having sex?

Well, looks like some ho learned the hard way that's really not good business practice.

"Ali appeared at Dubai Criminal Court on bail. He denied having sex while unmarried -- an offense in the emirate. He also pleaded not guilty to assault but admitted drinking on unauthorized premises. The woman is charged with prostitution and unmarried sex. A court source said, "This gentleman could be in serious trouble. He could get 10 years if found guilty"

Let me guess, they're going to execute her.

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6704618/72827586#c72827586">Waltzin gMathilda</a>:</b> <i>Jake Havechek: Salesman Zoubair Ali, 37

Camel jockey, huh?

from the information given in the article, i don't think there's any logical way to deduce that he races camels in either an amateur or professional capacity.</i>

LOL

turtleking: Lethal Weapon already did it

Jim Brown already did it.