If you wanna get tazed, tazed to death cocaine.

steroids, steroids, steroids and cocaine.

Typical cops. Always trying to keep a Brothers down.

He sped up another patron's machine and punched him in the face

Bwahahaha! I'm sorry but that's damn funny.

Honest Bender: He sped up another patron's machine and punched him in the face

Bwahahaha! I'm sorry but that's damn funny.

Whew! I thought I was alone.

If had been respiratory arrest instead of cardiac arrest, we could have had a Smothers Brothers headline.

google DC9 DC about excited delirium.

Englebert Slaptyback: If had been respiratory arrest instead of cardiac arrest, we could have had a Smothers Brothers headline.

Only if you can work in Yo-Yo Man.
Dude was awesome.

Elminst: Englebert Slaptyback: If had been respiratory arrest instead of cardiac arrest, we could have had a Smothers Brothers headline.

Only if you can work in Yo-Yo Man.
Dude was awesome.

Yayo Man?

...controversial syndrome in which someone becomes extremely agitated and combative as their body temperature rises to dangerous levels..[d]rug use can be a factor in triggering the condition...




Translation: Roid rage + cocaine = mad dog

He sped up another patron's machine and punched him in the face, police said.

They really should try not to phrase serious happenins like this in a way that makes Pepsi Max shoot out of my nose.

Elminst: Englebert Slaptyback: If had been respiratory arrest instead of cardiac arrest, we could have had a Smothers Brothers headline.

Only if you can work in Yo-Yo Man.
Dude was awesome.

And a genius on the cello.

My 'roids are raging too. Need to get more Tucks medicated wipes.

He sped up another patron's machine and punched him in the face, police said.


Sped Up His Machine And Punched Him? SUHMAPH?

It's okay, but I don't see it replacing KHITBASH any time soon.

Funny how "excited delirium" always seems to go hand in hand with being tazed or suffocated by police.

Shock the monkey!

The guy was trouble and should definitely have been arrested but I don't think he needed to be killed for what he did. Cops who use force that leads to the death of people without a trial should always face murder charges.

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I see the comma fairy was pretty good to this guy.

In this what?

This "news" piece has more conjecture in it than an episode of Ancient Aliens.

They're not saying it was roids and cocaine. But it was roids and cocaine.

If 32's a 'kid', I'm now a very young adult.

Cop math; what's it done for you lately?

cowgirl toffee: Combining cocaine, steroids, and electricity sounds aw-some!

I'm imagining the final battle of Commando with Bennett

cowgirl toffee: Combining cocaine, steroids, and electricity sounds aw-some!

Here. Clip these to your body... somewhere.


I'm gonna go slip in to something a little more comfortable.

Russ1642: gshepnyc: The guy was trouble and should definitely have been arrested but I don't think he needed to be killed for what he did. Cops who use force that leads to the death of people without a trial should always face murder charges.

It is very hard to subdue someone like this without injuring them, or getting injured yourself. The best tool the cops have is the taser. This could have led to a shooting otherwise, which would have led to death as well. So the roid monkey screwed himself - suicide by cop.

If they wanted to take him alive, electrocuting (to a perverse degree) a freak whose cardiovascular and neurological systems are overwhelmed is probably not the smartest tactic. If they wanted to kill him, they followed the correct steps.

BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: Combining cocaine, steroids, and electricity sounds aw-some!

Here. Clip these to your body... somewhere.
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I'm gonna go slip in to something a little more comfortable conductive.

FTFM

Russ1642: gshepnyc: The guy was trouble and should definitely have been arrested but I don't think he needed to be killed for what he did. Cops who use force that leads to the death of people without a trial should always face murder charges.

It is very hard to subdue someone like this without injuring them, or getting injured yourself. The best tool the cops have is the taser. This could have led to a shooting otherwise, which would have led to death as well. So the roid monkey screwed himself - suicide by cop.

Suicide implies the deceased wanted to die. I don't buy it. Just a few weeks ago NYPD cops gunned down a deranged woman in the street outside a home for battered and mentally ill women. They could have easily contained her, prevented her from leaving (she wasn't trying to get away by all accounts) until someone competent arrived. No, they didn't choose to do that. They decided to kill her.

I simply think that a jury should decide what happens to cops in these situations and not their own internal review. Otherwise we creep ever more steadily and stealthily toward summary executions.

JLEM: If they wanted to take him alive, electrocuting (to a perverse degree) a freak whose cardiovascular and neurological systems are overwhelmed is probably not the smartest tactic. If they wanted to kill him, they followed the correct steps.

Expect normally a tazer does take someone alive. But this guy was very obviously high on something and insane. They had to taze him because there was no other real option and that was enough to cause him to have a heart attack.

probesport:
I'm gonna go slip in to something a little more comfortable conductive.

FTFM

Very nicely done. I was trying to think of something funny there, but couldn't come up with anything.

thatboyoverthere: JLEM: If they wanted to take him alive, electrocuting (to a perverse degree) a freak whose cardiovascular and neurological systems are overwhelmed is probably not the smartest tactic. If they wanted to kill him, they followed the correct steps.

Expect normally a tazer does take someone alive. .

?

Savage Belief: This "news" piece has more conjecture in it than an episode of Ancient Aliens.

They're not saying it was roids and cocaine. But it was roids and cocaine.

Really? I read it more as strongly hinting of taser abuse. Albany County law enforcement recently got slammed with taser abuse allegations. Then like a week later this guy died after being tasered repeatedly.

So death and abuse? Journalists eat that up on tap.

/roids and cocaine sounds good too

Fail tag for subbietard.

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: /roids and cocaine sounds good too



CHOP IT UP!!

Some people on PCP have heart attacks all on their own. The tazer didn't help but I can't really blame them for tazering him. A guy on PCP is farking dangerous.
/or Roiding out. Either way the guy was farking nuts.

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video man: Why would you exercise on speed? That's hell on your heart.

Because you tried it....on weeed and it just didn't do it for you.

Russ1642: thatboyoverthere: JLEM: If they wanted to take him alive, electrocuting (to a perverse degree) a freak whose cardiovascular and neurological systems are overwhelmed is probably not the smartest tactic. If they wanted to kill him, they followed the correct steps.

Expect normally a tazer does take someone alive. But this guy was very obviously high on something and insane. They had to taze him because there was no other real option and that was enough to cause him to have a heart attack.

All the cops have in their toolbag is a gun and a taser when it comes to big drug crazed loons throwing a tantrum. The taser is the safest option to keep everyone safe, and the safety of the suspect is considered last. A dead suspect is preferable to a broken arm of a police officer.

Now you're just making sh*t up. Unless, of course, you actually think police departments are soft-glove death squads.

Guy view crazy in a mall: mental illness

Guy goes crazy in a gym: ooh roid rage! Steroids! Oohhhh!

Idiots

BurnShrike

Very nicely done. I was trying to think of something funny there, but couldn't come up with anything.


So your clever ideas met with...

*puts on sunglasses*

some resistance.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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Holy balls! Who made that PS?

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Hahaha(in 26 minutes)!

They're referring to a 32 year old adult male as a "kid" because it's a colloquial term of endearment, you farking illiterate chuckleheads.

Christ.

JLEM: Russ1642: thatboyoverthere: JLEM: If they wanted to take him alive, electrocuting (to a perverse degree) a freak whose cardiovascular and neurological systems are overwhelmed is probably not the smartest tactic. If they wanted to kill him, they followed the correct steps.

Expect normally a tazer does take someone alive. But this guy was very obviously high on something and insane. They had to taze him because there was no other real option and that was enough to cause him to have a heart attack.

All the cops have in their toolbag is a gun and a taser when it comes to big drug crazed loons throwing a tantrum. The taser is the safest option to keep everyone safe, and the safety of the suspect is considered last. A dead suspect is preferable to a broken arm of a police officer.

Now you're just making sh*t up. Unless, of course, you actually think police departments are soft-glove death squads.

It absolutely works out that way. The NYPD is known to prefer a dead suspect to one that is injured and can testify in court that he was only holding an umbrella, not a gun. Why else do you think they go fo such overkill as 40 rounds into a guy? To make sure he is dead and not talking.

Once a cop fires a shot, the decision is made to make sure the suspect is dead.

bittermang: They're referring to a 32 year old adult male as a "kid" because it's a colloquial term of endearment, you farking illiterate chuckleheads.

Christ.

Or maybe they are intimating that he wasn't very mature.