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(Some Guy) Obvious Secret Service: Watch Out For 'Black Money' Scam. Also, Mr. Rogers wasn't a Marine sniper. And that email from Nigeria? Yeah. Delete that   (wmur.com) divider line 41
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2011-11-04 09:22:17 AM
Whoa-o black money, it's a scam.
 
2011-11-04 09:22:50 AM
Black Money -- I thought it was called ObamaDollars?
 
2011-11-04 09:24:46 AM
thesecretsofvancouver.com
 
2011-11-04 09:26:45 AM
sorry, i'm too busy reading an e-mail from a girl that liked my profile and lives in my area. she wants to meet up tonight, no strings attached, all i have to do is click on the link she sent from slutsinyourneighborhood.com.
 
2011-11-04 09:28:44 AM
Brick-House: [thesecretsofvancouver.com image 550x238]

How many ameros is that?
 
2011-11-04 09:28:46 AM
YOU LIE. MR RODGERS SERVED THIS COUNTRY PROUDLY AND DIDN'T ASK FOR THE GLORY OR VALIDATION. SHOW THE MAN SOME RESPECT.
 
2011-11-04 09:30:37 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
"Girl, you better give me that monies!"
 
2011-11-04 09:31:14 AM
The "Mister Rogers was a sniper " one tells you all you need to know about a certain kind of person. They aren't able to fully appreciate this incredible man unless they can convince themselves that he was really a killer.
 
2011-11-04 09:32:57 AM
The depths of some people's stupidity/gullibility is mind-boggling
 
2011-11-04 09:33:14 AM
Black money goes in.
No change comes out.
You can't explain that.
 
2011-11-04 09:34:14 AM
Well, and then this guy has his Nigerian compatriots to thank for his trouble:
Link (new window)
 
2011-11-04 09:34:25 AM
LOL lately I have been getting spam --titled UN -- or FBI or that saying that a lawsuit has been reached with Nigeria over the Letter scam and to receive my settlement of 12.5 million dollars to wire a Nigerian official 500 american dollars fee and provide all my banking information and ID .

Once received a actual letter ,,in the mail .. that was a nigerian scam -- wish I had kept it
 
2011-11-04 09:35:52 AM
i43.tower.com
 
2011-11-04 09:37:33 AM
Fark! How greedy and/or stupid do you have to be to fall for any kind of scam like this!?
 
2011-11-04 09:39:00 AM
wait a minute... the body shop owner was approached at a McDonald's and asked about his Lambo?
 
2011-11-04 09:39:01 AM
"Mr. Rodgers wasn't a Marine sniper" That's what they want you to think, subby! That's what they want you to think!!!
 
2011-11-04 09:45:43 AM
mirth_in_a_jiffy: wait a minute... the body shop owner was approached at a McDonald's and asked about his Lambo?

I guess its a thing
t2.gstatic.com

First thing to come up on GIS for "lambo at mcd's"
cdn2.worldcarfans.co
 
2011-11-04 09:49:31 AM
Fred Rogers wasnt a sniper that fought with Captain Kangaroo and Lee Marvin during the civil war over a bunch of black money they found on this girl who stuck a hotdog in her hoo-ha and it broke off and got stuck inside?
 
2011-11-04 09:53:52 AM
Blue money's still OK though, right?
hitparade.ch
 
2011-11-04 09:57:53 AM
thoughtsausage: The depths of some people's stupidity/gullibility is mind-boggling

This. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and is a Nigerian man offering you thousands of dollars if you can only lend him a little money first.....IT'S A SCAM!
 
2011-11-04 10:04:57 AM
I recently got the most persuasive e-mail ever. The title of it was "Do you like to fark and get farked?"

They're getting smarter.

I just jammed my credit card right into the modem.

Now it's making funny noises...

Uh-oh. Something's on fire...
 
2011-11-04 10:18:47 AM
People still fall for this? This scam is as old as paper money.
 
2011-11-04 10:22:25 AM
Andrew Wiggin: sorry, i'm too busy reading an e-mail from a girl that liked my profile and lives in my area. she wants to meet up tonight, no strings attached, all i have to do is click on the link she sent from slutsinyourneighborhood.com.

What arrived this morning:

Hello my good - I had a dream and you were in it, this dream I'll never forget because you are embodied in him all my secret desires! Waiting, write me!

http://dateritmi.ru/


from ca­l­lie­*francis­[nospam-﹫-backwards]s­rek­ems­eek*nl
 
2011-11-04 10:52:08 AM
AnotherBluesStringer: I just jammed my credit card right into the modem.

Now it's making funny noises...


You owe me a new monitor...this one now has coffee sprayed all over it.
 
2011-11-04 10:54:04 AM
rebelyell2006: Andrew Wiggin: sorry, i'm too busy reading an e-mail from a girl that liked my profile and lives in my area. she wants to meet up tonight, no strings attached, all i have to do is click on the link she sent from slutsinyourneighborhood.com.

What arrived this morning:

Hello my good - I had a dream and you were in it, this dream I'll never forget because you are embodied in him all my secret desires! Waiting, write me!

http://dateritmi.ru/

from callie[* image 7x13]francis[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]srekemseek[* image 7x13]nl


looks totally legit.
 
2011-11-04 10:56:50 AM

Mr. Rogers wasn't a sniper but sexpert Dr. Ruth was.

blog.wfuv.org
"You feel a shudder, a release and satisfaction from his dripping head"
 
2011-11-04 11:12:41 AM
Also, Mr. Rodgers wasn't a Marine sniper.

...Aaron Rodgers was a Marine sniper?

/explains his accuracy, at least
 
2011-11-04 11:14:31 AM
Over the course of the Core's history, there probably has been at least one soldier with the last name Rodgers who was trained as a sniper.

The TV host's name, however, is Rogers.
 
2011-11-04 11:47:26 AM
The fraudsters claim they were forced from their country and cannot afford the materials required to cleanse their cash, Powers said.

www.papadeltabravo.com

MONEY LAUNDERING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2011-11-04 11:52:09 AM
I'd comment but I'm currently dealing with my World of Warcraft account, apparently even though I deactivated months ago it's currently up for auction.

/ For the third time today.
// Been getting these emails every day for the past 3 years.
 
2011-11-04 11:55:50 AM
And now that I finally read the article ... Fall River,MA again? Are these people f*cking retarded?

This is the town where a lady died in the public pool this summer (whose corpse the other townsfolk swam around for three days). Yes, there were lifeguards on duty all three days.
 
2011-11-04 11:58:04 AM
So they mix chlorine and ammonia to clean the money? I think that would be a self-solving problem right there.
 
2011-11-04 12:09:49 PM
jdjoker: The TV host's name, however, is Rogers.

Came in here to point this out. How the hell does someone get that wrong, considering more likely than not they grew up watching the guy? Oh well, off to watch Sessumee Street....
 
2011-11-04 12:29:33 PM
AnotherBluesStringer: I recently got the most persuasive e-mail ever. The title of it was "Do you like to fark and get farked?"

They're getting smarter.

I just jammed my credit card right into the modem.

Now it's making funny noises...

Uh-oh. Something's on fire...


I tried that too, but sometimes I have other proble+++CARRIER LOST+++
 
2011-11-04 12:54:18 PM
FTA: "The washing solution is a mixture of chlorine, ammonia and laundry detergent that is mixed in a bathroom tub and gives off a powerful smell that usually overcomes victims..."

It's a miracle that no one has died in this scheme. Mixing chlorine bleach and ammonia releases free chlorine gas, and it doesn't take much of that at all to kill you.

Also, yeah, people in general are idiots. All of 'em except the Farkers.
 
2011-11-04 01:24:11 PM
(Flesh)
(Bone)
(Splinters on the telephone)
(Whispers)
Bullet in the head
Down Head Down

Got power to burn
Got means
Got flowers to burn
Between those pretty dreams

Hold out for cover
Hold out your hands to me

Ohhhhhhh, black, black money, black money, black money,
money
money
money
 
2011-11-04 01:35:32 PM
Martstar: How the hell does someone get that wrong

Fred was my neighbor growing up.
But what gets a greenlight is sometimes a misspleed werd.
So people will pick on subby and comment on the headline.
It's a chance to take, especially if you are a liter and can't upvote your own submissions.

/Subby.
 
2011-11-04 01:40:38 PM
Magic potions
Won't you save them for dreamers
Somebody else's life cannot be mine
Give me some love
But don't waste my time
Black money

/Do you deal in black money?
 
2011-11-04 02:14:08 PM
I am pretty sure I just saw this on 1000 ways to die? Can't feel for people that fall for this... stupidity aside, they are getting conned while trying to do something illegal...
 
2011-11-04 02:41:56 PM
Benni K Rok: AnotherBluesStringer: I recently got the most persuasive e-mail ever. The title of it was "Do you like to fark and get farked?"

They're getting smarter.

I just jammed my credit card right into the modem.

Now it's making funny noises...

Uh-oh. Something's on fire...

I tried that too, but sometimes I have other proble+++CARRIER LOST+++


You spelled NO CARRIER wrong.
 
2011-11-04 06:38:58 PM
Oh, subby, add one more: 1) grrr.

Um, AND, agencies have been known to plant and incite to disperse, no?

Ahem.

;)
 
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