How they managed to persuade the leaders of opposition to participate in this experiment remains secret

Cake Hunter: I would do nothing but fart. Test the limits of humanity.

You'd probably run out of gas first.

Since I saw them come out a few hours ago on tv, I'm gonna assume they're ok.

I wonder how much buttfarking went on in the windowless cell. Do astronauts masturbate while in space?

I saw videos of it on BBC News this morning. I'm not an expert on Russian spacecraft, but I'm fairly sure they don't gave wood panelling and Wiis.

That would be a good time to start writing a book and work out all the time.

So they've finished practicing to fake the Mars landing?

Therion: Time to break out the ape suits!

SWEET!

Dead for Tax Reasons: I think I saw this episode. It's the one where the guy cut his vocal cords isn't it?

Right-o

Experiment Orange Soda (new window)

How much you wanna bet it smelled like 520 days worth of rancid sweat, cosmonaut sh*t, and unwashed laundry?

Wow, this sounds like heaven to me! No commitments beside a urine and blood test, and you get to play chess and Wii whenever you want? Apparently there's also the chance for a drunken disaster?

It's not a really simulation of a Russian craft unless it catches on fire twice a week.

It's there some urban myth of a trial Russian test were everyone died? Tried to find it, but can't seem to...

freewill: macross87: It's there some urban myth of a trial Russian test were everyone died? Tried to find it, but can't seem to...

You mean the Lost Cosmonauts?

No I think he means The Russian Sleep Experiment (new window)

Therion: [insert farkers-in-moms-basement joke here)

Playing World of Warcraft on a network connection with a 2,500,000ms ping time SUUUUUUCKS.

Ogre840: freewill: macross87: It's there some urban myth of a trial Russian test were everyone died? Tried to find it, but can't seem to...

You mean the Lost Cosmonauts?

No I think he means The Russian Sleep Experiment (new window)

Came here for that.

Long-Duration Manned Space Flight: Just like living in a fetid, sh*t-encrusted tent suffused with the stench of rotten meat with Neanderthalers who haven't changed their hide garments in three years, but with electronic gizmos, soul-destroying boredom, and ionizing radiation.

Can you imagine the cloud of stench that wafted out of the average Apollo command module after two weeks? Phweeew!

Don't shower, piss in bottles, eat processed food, don't go outside, and rarely move while sitting in the dark...

Yeah, no one could do that.

/*hides piss bottle*

freewill: canyoneer: Long-Duration Manned Space Flight: Just like living in a fetid, sh*t-encrusted tent suffused with the stench of rotten meat with Neanderthalers who haven't changed their hide garments in three years, but with electronic gizmos, soul-destroying boredom, and ionizing radiation.

At first, I read that as Netherlanders, and wondered what you had against them.

The Dutch are scum.

freewill: At first, I read that as Netherlanders, and wondered what you had against them.

Have you ever been on a crowded tram in Rotterdam? Phweeew!

Ogre840: freewill: macross87: It's there some urban myth of a trial Russian test were everyone died? Tried to find it, but can't seem to...

You mean the Lost Cosmonauts?

No I think he means The Russian Sleep Experiment (new window)

Correct. The lost Cosmonauts was a good read though. Thanks

Therion: Time to break out the ape suits!

Elegant, unqualified, complete win.

+manyintarwebz

rebelyell2006: freewill: canyoneer: Long-Duration Manned Space Flight: Just like living in a fetid, sh*t-encrusted tent suffused with the stench of rotten meat with Neanderthalers who haven't changed their hide garments in three years, but with electronic gizmos, soul-destroying boredom, and ionizing radiation.

At first, I read that as Netherlanders, and wondered what you had against them.

The Dutch are scum.