I feel like that entire article was written by Fozzie Bear... and I'm fine with it.

I hope these scum don't remain cage-free for long,

For a simple egging?? That's a complete ovareaction.

I'm sure the witness will be too chicken to step forward.

This kind of vandalism is no yolk.

I hope they make these cracked criminals shell out for the cleanup.

Apparently the link is fried. So this thread may be over, easy.

Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
Yo they just got my little cousin esse!

I have egg on my face - the link is fine now.

You've gotta be telling a yolk.

They got a Medicare crook as governor and these stupid pigs are chasing down trick or treaters.

Way to go retard state.

You've earned your fark tag today.

Eggselent headline Subby! Eggselent!

I have the feeling Sally is going to be cracking open a carton of whoopass on Bugs Meany.

Ezo5000: Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
Yo they just got my little cousin esse!

It comes from a chicken not a bunny, dummy.

I suspect fowl play.

namegoeshere: For a simple egging?? That's a complete ovareaction.

But, but...someone's precious snowflake may have an egg allergy. Please consider the children!

The case is still in the embryonic stages, so it's not that eggciting.

JackieRabbit: namegoeshere: For a simple egging?? That's a complete ovareaction.

But, but...someone's precious snowflake may have an egg allergy. Please consider the children!

Lol, that cracked me up.

namegoeshere: For a simple egging?? That's a complete ovareaction.

No, a complete overreaction would be being sentenced to eggsecution.

eggs

All puns aside, egging a car is like kicking a puppy. It's a minor crime but it shows that the person who did it has psychological issues, and perhaps a lack of empathy.

rebelyell2006: All puns aside, egging a car is like kicking a puppy. It's a minor crime but it shows that the person who did it has psychological issues, and perhaps a lack of empathy.

and no breakfast the next morning as well.

rebelyell2006: All puns aside, egging a car is like kicking a puppy. It's a minor crime but it shows that the person who did it has psychological issues, and perhaps a lack of empathy.

The psychological issue is called being a teenager. But egg on a car's paint will ruin it if it is allowed to dry. We used to have neighborhood egg wars, where teams of boys would chase one another and hit each other with eggs. The more clever of us would plan in advance and leave a few eggs out in the sun for about a month to get really ripe. It was harmless fun and (almost) no one's property was damaged.

Huevos.

JackieRabbit: rebelyell2006: All puns aside, egging a car is like kicking a puppy. It's a minor crime but it shows that the person who did it has psychological issues, and perhaps a lack of empathy.

The psychological issue is called being a teenager. But egg on a car's paint will ruin it if it is allowed to dry. We used to have neighborhood egg wars, where teams of boys would chase one another and hit each other with eggs. The more clever of us would plan in advance and leave a few eggs out in the sun for about a month to get really ripe. It was harmless fun and (almost) no one's property was damaged.

We used to have bottle rocket wars. Shockingly, nobody was ever injured.

JackieRabbit: rebelyell2006: All puns aside, egging a car is like kicking a puppy. It's a minor crime but it shows that the person who did it has psychological issues, and perhaps a lack of empathy.

The psychological issue is called being a teenager. But egg on a car's paint will ruin it if it is allowed to dry. We used to have neighborhood egg wars, where teams of boys would chase one another and hit each other with eggs. The more clever of us would plan in advance and leave a few eggs out in the sun for about a month to get really ripe. It was harmless fun and (almost) no one's property was damaged.

And it will damage exterior house paint.

The problem with saying it is a teenager problem is the fact that non-teenagers will do it too. Perhaps it is also a low-class thing? An immature thing? What could cause someone to have a complete disdain for other people's health and property?

What could cause someone to have a complete disdain for other people's health and property?

Listening to Rush Limbaugh.

Keep your sunny-side up, folks. The police might finally unscramble the identities of these poachers yet!

/all i got
//sorry

JackieRabbit: rebelyell2006: All puns aside, egging a car is like kicking a puppy. It's a minor crime but it shows that the person who did it has psychological issues, and perhaps a lack of empathy.

The psychological issue is called being a teenager. But egg on a car's paint will ruin it if it is allowed to dry. We used to have neighborhood egg wars, where teams of boys would chase one another and hit each other with eggs. The more clever of us would plan in advance and leave a few eggs out in the sun for about a month to get really ripe. It was harmless fun and (almost) no one's property was damaged.

Somebody sure led an eggciting life...

that is no yolk.

I haven't looked at the evidence, but I can tell you that ultimately it was chickens.

rebelyell2006: JackieRabbit: rebelyell2006: All puns aside, egging a car is like kicking a puppy. It's a minor crime but it shows that the person who did it has psychological issues, and perhaps a lack of empathy.

The psychological issue is called being a teenager. But egg on a car's paint will ruin it if it is allowed to dry. We used to have neighborhood egg wars, where teams of boys would chase one another and hit each other with eggs. The more clever of us would plan in advance and leave a few eggs out in the sun for about a month to get really ripe. It was harmless fun and (almost) no one's property was damaged.

And it will damage exterior house paint.

The problem with saying it is a teenager problem is the fact that non-teenagers will do it too. Perhaps it is also a low-class thing? An immature thing? What could cause someone to have a complete disdain for other people's health and property?


I don't think it has anything to do with class. I live in a very affluent area and it happens in my neighborhood, too. So does the harmless lawn papering. But some of these well-bred boys do something that they should go to juvie for if caught. They will speed through neighborhoods late at night, going through peoples' yards, doing as much damage to the landscaping as possible. This happened in my neighborhood a couple of years ago. I just had some dug up grass, but one of my neighbors suffered $40K in damage and his wasn't the worst. The cops said that they knew the boys live in the area, as they are always on the lookout for people who obviously don't live in the area. But one kid lost his front bumper. It was from a Mercedes.