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		I've always been afraid of clowns. Here is the reason why. Oh, and it's a gun-toting clown for extra-scary goodness (news.cincinnati.com)		44
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gopher321

2011-11-04 09:38:14 AM

Can't sleep, clown will rob me.

BeezyBates

2011-11-04 09:51:47 AM

Ebonics isn't funny though...

Jake Havechek

2011-11-04 09:52:16 AM

Bank Guard: What the Hell kind of clown are you?

Grimm: The crying on the inside kind, I guess.

fruitloop

2011-11-04 09:53:27 AM

A clown with a gun I hope I never see,
Would he shoot himself or shoot me?

Jake Havechek

2011-11-04 09:55:12 AM

It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!

Counter_Intelligent

2011-11-04 09:55:45 AM

From his body size, he probably should've asked about the Jared diet while he was there.

cgraves67

2011-11-04 09:55:53 AM

Later she pulled the trigger and a little white flag with the word "BANG" on it popped out of the muzzle.

cgraves67

2011-11-04 09:56:28 AM

Counter_Intelligent: From his body size, he probably should've asked about the Jared diet while he was there.

She, dude. She-clown.

mansonozz

2011-11-04 09:58:14 AM

Don't ya like clowns? Ain't we farkin' funny?

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funk_soul_bubby

2011-11-04 09:58:48 AM

How do you keep a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe.

CheekyMonkey

2011-11-04 09:59:41 AM

Insane Clown Pussy?

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf

2011-11-04 10:00:34 AM

At least it was a projectile weapon and not one of those ray guns that encases a body in what looks like a large bundle of cotton candy, eventually turning it into a pink goo.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime

2011-11-04 10:03:33 AM

someone should post the sfw results of a gis for lexi belle in clown makeup.... that would make this an instant epic thread... go ahead don't believe me... but go do the gis...

scottydoesntknow

2011-11-04 10:03:51 AM

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact ... I've wondered where this started
and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

mrmyxolodian

2011-11-04 10:05:14 AM

I'm not really afraid of clowns, but that story in the Fark Halloween thread this year about the group who was out camping and saw a guy in a clown mask in the woods freaked the fark out of me.

factoryconnection

2011-11-04 10:05:40 AM

I hate clowns. They creep me completely out, and I'd almost call it a phobia if it weren't so damn rational. Nothing about clowns is charming.

Rodeo clowns are cool, though.

Calling someone a clown is pretty funny, too.

Genju

2011-11-04 10:06:58 AM

Those damn popcorn guns.

Jake Havechek

2011-11-04 10:08:22 AM

Joe Divola, dressed up in a clown suit is walking through the park.

PARK GUY#1: Hey clown!
PARK GUY#2: hey clown!
PARK GUY#1: Make us laugh, clown!
PARK GUY#2: Nice face, clown!
PARK GUY#2: Make me laugh, clown!

Divola kicks them all to the ground.

chaddsfarkprefect

2011-11-04 10:10:42 AM

I expected an article about congress.

/Zinga!

PeenkyPinkerton

2011-11-04 10:12:36 AM

an undisclosed amount ofcaseh

What is "Caseh"?

mciann

2011-11-04 10:13:46 AM

Employees surrendered an undisclosed amount of caseh.

Oh, well there you go. Just look for a clown trying to sell caseh.

Counter_Intelligent

2011-11-04 10:15:59 AM

cgraves67: She-clown.

So clowns are like wolves, then? Got it.

/ in that we say she-wolf?

cbackous

2011-11-04 10:17:53 AM

make me a bicycle clown!

cgraves67

2011-11-04 10:21:43 AM

Counter_Intelligent: cgraves67: She-clown.

So clowns are like wolves, then? Got it.

/ in that we say she-wolf?

I juat made it up on the fly, but I like the sound of it. I think I will use it in the future and encourage others to do so as well.

DirkTheDaring

2011-11-04 10:23:47 AM

The Slush

2011-11-04 10:26:25 AM

Could be worse. It could've been carrying balloons.

Kriggerel

2011-11-04 10:31:07 AM

No one has posted pics of John Wayne Gacy as Pogo yet...

I am disappoint

FNOutlaw247

2011-11-04 10:31:16 AM

Exactly what I would expect from an Ohio State fan. If the players cant stay out of trouble with the law why should the fans?

Trance750

2011-11-04 10:38:16 AM

gopher321: Can't sleep, clown will rob me.

+1

/And we're done here, folks

funk_soul_bubby

2011-11-04 10:39:40 AM

PeenkyPinkerton: an undisclosed amount ofcaseh

What is "Caseh"?

www.celebitchy.com

AFKobel

2011-11-04 10:40:17 AM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: someone should post the sfw results of a gis for lexi belle in clown makeup.... that would make this an instant epic thread... go ahead don't believe me... but go do the gis...

Wow. I've never jerked off that scared before...

elev8meL8r

2011-11-04 11:07:22 AM

CJHardin

2011-11-04 11:14:34 AM

Kriggerel: No one has posted pics of John Wayne Gacy as Pogo yet...

I am disappoint

OK, I've been wondering for a while. Why do people come to a thread, post the 'ol "came for the _______, leaving dissapointed" instead of being the Weeners the image they came looking for?

www.death2ur.com

There, is that better?

CJHardin

2011-11-04 11:17:07 AM

... instead of being the ~~weeners~~ initial presenter of the image they came looking for?

FTFM

offmymeds

2011-11-04 11:45:11 AM

OneFretAway: I'd be willing to bet $100 that this guy has a Juggallo tattoo somewhere on his corpulent body.

[cmsimg.cincinnati.com image 300x300]

He is a she. RTFA.

bossuniversalAA

2011-11-04 12:48:07 PM

jack in the box clown, the root of all clown fear

Current Resident

2011-11-04 01:12:24 PM

CJHardin: Kriggerel: No one has posted pics of John Wayne Gacy as Pogo yet...

I am disappoint

OK, I've been wondering for a while. Why do people come to a thread, post the 'ol "came for the _______, leaving dissapointed" instead of being the Weeners the image they came looking for?

[www.death2ur.com image 432x679]

There, is that better?

I see my work here has already been completed.

Current Resident

2011-11-04 01:17:14 PM

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