I'm surprised Romo doesn't prominently wear his to try to convince us that she's anything but a beard.

The first time one of these guys gets a broken finger and the ring gets stuck and has to be cut off or, God forbid, the loss of circulation leads to amputation of the finger, I'm going to laugh. Was it worth it?

I fly in the military, and wearing rings is strictly forbidden for a reason. I haven't worn mine on my finger for nearly a decade, I wear it around my neck with my dog tags. My wife doesn't care, it upsets her not at all. If their wives are so vainglorious that they need to see their man wearing a ring those marriages are not going to be around very long.

AdmirableSnackbar: Adolf Oliver Nipples: The first time one of these guys gets a broken finger and the ring gets stuck and has to be cut off or, God forbid, the loss of circulation leads to amputation of the finger, I'm going to laugh. Was it worth it?

I think the more probable event would be getting your finger ripped off when the ring gets caught in someone's facemask (or between two facemasks). And I have played with several rugby players who got ring tattoos on their fingers. Wouldn't that be a better solution?

This. Wearing a metal band around your finger while having 200+ lb men run at you full speed is just asking for a missing finger. Every team I ever played on required us to remove any accessories (chains/necklaces, class rings, earrings (unless they're just studs) and all that) strictly because of that fear of ripping a finger clean off/choking/other painful actions.

Romo'd in 4 posts. Close to the record, but not quite.

Treygreen13: Romo'd in 4 posts. Close to the record, but not quite.

Sorry, I got here late. I was going for the 2nd post but two guys snuck in under the wire. Still, it should have been the Boobies. It's obligatory.

Just get a wedding ring tattoo. The ring is going to fark up your pass.

mikaloyd: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I fly in the military, and wearing rings is strictly forbidden for a reason. I haven't worn mine on my finger for nearly a decade, I wear it around my neck with my dog tags. .

Thus the legend of Adolf Oliver Nipples, Ace Fighter Pilot, was born

I'm not a pilot. I'm an enlisted guy, 1A371, Airborne Communications. I'm not FLYNAVY by any stretch of the imagination.

Since so many of these guys wear necklaces of some sort the obvious would be just to thread the ring onto the necklace. The pitcher in Texas isn't the only one to do it, I've seen other MLB players do it as well.

/also thinks Ben wears his on a direct order from the Rooneys now that he's a Married Man^TM

AdmirableSnackbar: You gotta admit, ol' Buzzy did a good job keeping up the act for quite some time.

They usually do, until they get caught and the typical trainwreck ensues. Then they take the knowledge they gain from their exposure and go elsewhere with a much improved story. But I digress. This is about how Tony Romo married a beard, not military fakers.

Spanky_McFarksalot: I heard he had about a dozen of the same rings made up in case he looses one in the girl he's raping.

Maybe he should make them tighter?

monkwich: no you didn't. you just made that up.

He said it out loud and then heard himself say it.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Killer Cars: If I had a reputation for outright douchery with women, I'd probably also like to make every reminder to the world possible that I actually got hitched over the offseason.



Rothlisberger also wears a penis ring during games.

Less of "ring" per se and more of a "shock collar" and not so much "during games" as "at all times" It was part of his agreement with Roselle to reduce the suspension to four games

rickythepenguin: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I fly in the military, and wearing rings is strictly forbidden for a reason.


yeah, the navy had these monthly magazines with disturbing pictures of what happens when you wear rings around hatches / live electric circuits.

GIS "degloving" / "degloving injury"

A little warning beforehand next time, so much for dinner....

Magorn: It was part of his agreement with Roselle to reduce the suspension to four games

Little behind the times, are we? That Bo Jackson guy really is a hell of a player, isn't he? Did you see the way he ran over Bosworth? Man, I sure hope he takes care of himself, it would suck if he got a career-ending hip injury or something...

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Magorn: It was part of his agreement with Roselle to reduce the suspension to four games

Little behind the times, are we? That Bo Jackson guy really is a hell of a player, isn't he? Did you see the way he ran over Bosworth? Man, I sure hope he takes care of himself, it would suck if he got a career-ending hip injury or something...

Wow my brain really went and wrote Roselle when pulling the datafile marked "NFL Commissioner"?-holy crap I'm old.... (well at least they both have a double "L" in their names

AdmirableSnackbar: I think the more probable event would be getting your finger ripped off when the ring gets caught in someone's facemask (or between two facemasks). And I have played with several rugby players who got ring tattoos on their fingers. Wouldn't that be a better solution?

Not sure about more probable - I remember my dad just jamming his ring finger playing basketball and it got to the point where it was either the ring finger or the ring getting cut off.

/never wear my ring playing sports

duckpoopy: "big ben" is one ugly fuxk. Who would marry that hideous, stupid, rapey troll and then live in pittsburgh?

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