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(Mirror.co.uk) Unlikely A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away a Star Wars fan killed his smoking hot Asian wife for smashing up his toy collection   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 313
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 11:22:51 PM
She shouldn't have farked with his shiat.

However, when she threatened to leave, he should have packed her a bag.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 11:55:06 PM
A STAR Wars fan was yesterday jailed for life...


...after murdering his wife (I can't believe this part)

...in an alleged revenge attack for smashing up his cherished toy collection (ok, I do believe this part)

...and then ran sobbing to his mother who lived nearby (and I really believe this part)

...He also claimed he "flipped" when she threatened to leave him (an unstable Star Wars fan? No way!)

...The court heard that he met his wife in a bar (Nope, can't believe that)

...his wife had damaged most of his collection of Star Wars memorabilia, which he had built up since he was a child (Ok, that's probably true)

...
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 12:23:59 AM
He gave in to the dark side.
 
monkeydoodledandy
2011-11-04 12:26:28 AM
12 Years? Should have gotten the death sentence...in twelve systems.
 
UberDave [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 12:56:59 AM
TFA: A postmortem concluded she died of asphyxiation.

...Probably by Force-choking.
 
chaoswolf
2011-11-04 12:57:12 AM
la douche
 
Rent is too damn high
2011-11-04 12:57:41 AM
love how they felt the need to put the Star Wars logo in the article. Just in case you forgot what it looks like.
 
CMcMahon
2011-11-04 12:57:51 AM
Rickie choked first?
 
largedon
2011-11-04 12:58:30 AM
t0.gstatic.com
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Kome
2011-11-04 12:58:34 AM
Please tell me her name is pronounced porn-pile.
 
ds_4815
2011-11-04 12:58:50 AM
Pornpilai. Really rolls off the tongue. Not at all like "newspaper" or "litter bin".
 
Ooba Tooba
2011-11-04 12:59:14 AM
An Asian woman whose name starts with porn? And he kills her?! biatch must have smashed his Boba Fett!
 
mootmah [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 01:00:16 AM
gopher321: A STAR Wars fan was yesterday jailed for life...


...after murdering his wife (I can't believe this part)

...in an alleged revenge attack for smashing up his cherished toy collection (ok, I do believe this part)

...and then ran sobbing to his mother who lived nearby (and I really believe this part)

...He also claimed he "flipped" when she threatened to leave him (an unstable Star Wars fan? No way!)

...The court heard that he met his wife in a bar (Nope, can't believe that)

...his wife had damaged most of his collection of Star Wars memorabilia, which he had built up since he was a child (Ok, that's probably true)

...

Looks like another farker is headed to prison
 
sexy-fetus
2011-11-04 01:00:54 AM
I don't agree, but I understand.
 
bukketmaster
2011-11-04 01:01:26 AM
largedon: [t0.gstatic.com image 338x149]
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Yeah, I got a laugh out of that, too. Most unnecessary caption ever.
 
hovsm
2011-11-04 01:02:58 AM
I couldn't find the smoking hot but there was a person that could pass as a ladyboy.
 
xd45acp
2011-11-04 01:03:01 AM
She looked pretty well hung.
 
WeenerGord
2011-11-04 01:03:04 AM
The court heard that he met his wife in a bar while on holiday in Bangkok in 2001. He became besotted and they married on his fourth visit to Thailand in 2003.

ecx.images-amazon.com

Only a real loser would marry a Thai bar whore.
 
HaywoodJablonski
2011-11-04 01:03:16 AM
wetravelworld.com

First thing I thought of when I saw his pic
 
ladyfortuna
2011-11-04 01:03:24 AM
I wonder what his ebay username is, I've sold a thing or two to UK SW fans...
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 01:03:52 AM
You can see some of his toys behind her in the picture. Mace Windu, the green dreadlock jedi and what I think is a Stromtrooper talking coin bank.
 
xd45acp
2011-11-04 01:04:00 AM
I was late to the party. Again.
 
Uncle Wiggly [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 01:04:10 AM
i1207.photobucket.com
 
DaintySavage
2011-11-04 01:04:25 AM
i459.photobucket.com
THEY ARE NOT TOYS!! THEY ARE COLLECTABLE FIGURES!!!!!
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-04 01:05:42 AM
I think I'd probably do something violent to my wife if she did something as blatantly and maliciously to my anime figurine collection. But she's as much into these things as I am, so I'm not afraid of that happening

As a collector, I kind of understand where he's coming from. You put a lot of time and effort into researching and seeking out these trinkets. And while it may not mean much to the average person, it represents a huge time and money investment to us.
 
david_gaithersburg
2011-11-04 01:05:54 AM
"He later suffocated her during a row and then ran sobbing to his mother..."

So which Farker was this?
 
Rent is too damn high
2011-11-04 01:06:29 AM
also I read her last name as Pornpile.
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-04 01:06:31 AM
she was either smoking hot or she was Asian, subby; she can't be both.
 
mootmah [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 01:07:09 AM
DaintySavage: [i459.photobucket.com image 320x240]
THEY ARE NOT TOYS!! THEY ARE COLLECTABLE FIGURES!!!!!

mimg.ugo.com
 
Aquapope
2011-11-04 01:07:22 AM
largedon: Fark Logo

"Honey, what is this graphic here in this article about a Star Wars fan?"
"Well, Bob, it says right there it's a Star Wars logo."
"Ahhh, mighty helpful, that."
 
William 'Fat Tony' Williams
2011-11-04 01:07:58 AM
Rickie La-Touche: Where is Pornpilai? Is she safe? Is she alright?

Judge: It seems in your anger you killed her.

Rickie La-Touche: I, I couldn't have. She was alive. I felt it!

nooooooooooooooo.com
 
foo monkey
2011-11-04 01:09:36 AM
On the one hand, without the Internet, we would have never learned of this woman's demise.

On the other hand, without the Internet, she probably wouldn't have been murdered.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 01:10:02 AM
monkeydoodledandy: 12 Years? Should have gotten the death sentence...in twelve systems.


I'll be careful.
 
Misconduc
2011-11-04 01:12:10 AM
Lets see - collect's star war toys, and marries a thai tranny - yep he's secretly gay wanting Luke's saber.
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-11-04 01:12:15 AM
Why he marry her if she no care about Luke Sky Walkah?
 
meathome
2011-11-04 01:12:27 AM
Ooba Tooba: An Asian woman whose name starts with porn? And he kills her?! biatch must have smashed his Boba Fett!

MIB, first gen?

They'd never find her body...

/not saying I approve
//but I understand
 
The_Pink_Pimp
2011-11-04 01:12:51 AM
We shouldn't rush to judgement that he killed his asian wife.

After all, her death could easily be a suicide.

Its not like she was nude, bound at the ankles, hands tied behind her back, a t-shirt shoved down her throat, with a noose around her neck while hanging from a balcony.

Now that would obviously be murder.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 01:13:48 AM
i996.photobucket.com

"I'm not saying he should have killed her...........but I understand."
 
Kuroutesshin
2011-11-04 01:13:49 AM
The_Sponge: monkeydoodledandy: 12 Years? Should have gotten the death sentence...in twelve systems.


I'll be careful.

You'll be dead!
 
Aboleth
2011-11-04 01:14:22 AM
So, that's the Star Wars logo. I never knew.
 
0Icky0
2011-11-04 01:15:18 AM
Kome: Please tell me her name is pronounced porn-pile.

It would be pronounced:
Pawn Pee Lai - See Sai
 
gideon
2011-11-04 01:15:52 AM
Smoking Hot Wife?

Pics for proof.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 01:16:35 AM
Aboleth: So, that's the Star Wars logo. I never knew.


Heh. What's next? Will they show a Nike "Swoosh" when some chav kills his wife because she farked with his collectible Air Jordans?
 
JRoo
2011-11-04 01:16:54 AM
If the jury is made up of male nerds, then there's no way he'll be convicted.
 
Oldiron_79
2011-11-04 01:16:57 AM
monkeydoodledandy: 12 Years? Should have gotten the death sentence...in twelve systems.

I'll be careful
 
ds_4815
2011-11-04 01:17:22 AM
0Icky0:
Pawn Pee Lai - See Sai

What is, the sound of a sneezing Irishman?

routingbyrumor.files.wordpress.com
 
fusillade762
2011-11-04 01:20:02 AM
largedon: [t0.gstatic.com image 338x149]
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I thought the same thing. What was the point of this:

images.mirror.co.uk

in the middle of the article? Are there people who don't know what the Star Wars logo looks like?? I mean, at least in the population that don't live in a cave on the moon and have internet access.
 
jingks
2011-11-04 01:21:05 AM
gopher321: ...The court heard that he met his wife in a bar (Nope, can't believe that)

... in Thailand (Now you believe it)
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-11-04 01:21:22 AM
Did she smash up any Boba Fett action figures? If she did she deserved what she got.

You just don't mess with the Fett man.
 
gerbilpox
2011-11-04 01:23:16 AM
urban.derelict: she was either smoking hot or and she was Asian, subby; she can't must be both.

FTFY

(Obvious troll is obvious)

gopher321: A STAR Wars fan was yesterday jailed for life...

...after murdering his wife (I can't believe this part)

Maybe I could believe that... but a smoking hot non-gag-inducing one? GTFO.

/after all, if I don't have one...
//(sob)
 
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