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		It's wonderful to be out on a surfboard on a beautiful day UNTIL THE GIANT FARKING WHALES ATTACK (liveleak.com)		37
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Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-03 09:51:34 PM

That was very cool. Whale watchers on the Oregon Coast wait for hours, just hoping to see a whale breaching & these folks had a front row seat.

jaylectricity

2011-11-04 12:18:05 AM

I love the flock of seagulls pouncing.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-04 12:24:41 AM

jaylectricity: I love the flock of seagulls pouncing.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. Made me think of that scene from "Little Nemo".

www.celebrate.org

jaylectricity

2011-11-04 01:04:18 AM

Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: I love the flock of seagulls pouncing.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. Made me think of that scene from "Little Nemo".

[www.celebrate.org image 500x281]

I don't know if you have Legal Seafoods where you are but they have some funny commercials...here's one that reminds me of this: Seagulls looking for good fish. (new window)

I'm pretty sure you'll get a kick out of it.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-04 01:08:54 AM

jaylectricity: Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: I love the flock of seagulls pouncing.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. Made me think of that scene from "Little Nemo".

[www.celebrate.org image 500x281]

I don't know if you have Legal Seafoods where you are but they have some funny commercials...here's one that reminds me of this: Seagulls looking for good fish. (new window)

I'm pretty sure you'll get a kick out of it.

I've never heard of the place, but that's a funny commercial.

chestermania

2011-11-04 01:30:44 AM

You've just been swallowed by a whale in the bay-what do you do?
You grab your iPhone 4GS and start to dial, but thanks to AT&T you have NO BARS!
You remember the Flashlight App you purchased from the APP Store for $4.99 and you scramble to hit the button.
SPLASH! The light fills the fish riddled cavity of the whale's belly, and then-ZIP! Your battery dies.

Priceless!

Chariset

2011-11-04 01:46:38 AM

Were they actually farking? The answer is likely to determine whether I click on that.

(...please say yes please say yes...)

ultraholland

2011-11-04 02:52:15 AM

Jonah don't surf.

Xai

2011-11-04 06:25:23 AM

i like how the seagulls knew it was coming.

Sid_6.7

2011-11-04 07:08:47 AM

Xai: i like how the seagulls knew it was coming.

The vulture-rats of the sea.

pjbreeze

2011-11-04 07:20:13 AM

Getting to watch whales eating. That's pretty cool.

Diagonal

2011-11-04 07:34:37 AM

Getting eaten by a baleen whale?
Yeah.
Right.

/facepalm

Old enough to know better

2011-11-04 07:47:40 AM

Yeah it was cool. Still would have pissed myself though.

enad58

2011-11-04 08:15:18 AM

Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: I love the flock of seagulls pouncing.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. Made me think of that scene from "Little Nemo".

[www.celebrate.org image 500x281]

Finding Nemo?

summersa74

2011-11-04 08:40:02 AM

Diagonal: Getting eaten by a baleen whale?
Yeah.
Right.

/facepalm

Intentionally, no. It is certainly possible to unintentionally be taken into its mouth, but I don't know enough about whale anatomy to know if you could be swallowed.

Zap_Rowsdower

2011-11-04 08:42:22 AM

Fake. The whale was obviously in on the setup.

D-D-D-Dave

2011-11-04 08:44:29 AM

I probably shouldn't have been expecting a real whale attack. It's still pretty cool...I guess

LeglessDog

2011-11-04 09:06:51 AM

summersa74:
Intentionally, no. It is certainly possible to unintentionally be taken into its mouth, but I don't know enough about whale anatomy to know if you could be swallowed.

Certainly raises an interesting question . . . could the whale unintentionally eat you? If so, would it have the awareness to gag and spit you out? We need some tests . . . any volunteers??

chewielouie

2011-11-04 09:32:34 AM

She couldn't zoom in on the chick who paddled out on the surfboard?

desertmouse

2011-11-04 09:42:15 AM

Meanwhile the two guys are like, "What whales? We're trying to talk to a girl in a bikini here."

Xai

2011-11-04 09:56:54 AM

Sid_6.7: Xai: i like how the seagulls knew it was coming.

The vulture-rats of the sea.

Hey, like you would say no to free food.

Devolving_Spud

2011-11-04 10:37:07 AM

The whales were just chasing their meal (the school of fish). The seagulls have been on to this for a few million years and hang around where they see the whales feeding. Whatever fish get stunned or injured or killed but not consumed in the attack become a meal for the seagulls.

I'm sure the whales were fully aware of the position of the humans. Notice they came close, but never even overturned the boats. I think 2 or 3 20-ton mammals could have more effectively attacked the humans if they chose to.

Nature is awesome! Beautiful video, btw.

mr smart the great

2011-11-04 10:40:27 AM

very good video still believe its possible to get eaten mistakenly by a whale but they will spit out when you freak and start to move cause baleen don't eat human sized fish

TheMega

2011-11-04 11:14:43 AM

Stupid seagulls... A) they were too late and missed the whales.. B) no way in hell they could have made off with the whales if they got there in time.

BalugaJoe

2011-11-04 11:56:20 AM

You are supposed to keep 300 meters away from those guys.

thisisyourbrainonFark

2011-11-04 12:22:01 PM

At least a killer whale didn't land on their kayak.

Link (new window)

The Viewer

2011-11-04 12:31:25 PM

Marco!

indarwinsshadow

2011-11-04 12:57:55 PM

As a guy who has spent his entire life living on land, I have to say. ARE YOU FARKING INSANE?

*Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Shark's in the water? Our shark? [singing] Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-04 02:41:21 PM

enad58: Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: I love the flock of seagulls pouncing.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. Made me think of that scene from "Little Nemo".

[www.celebrate.org image 500x281]

Finding Nemo?

Oops, I goofed. :-(

cloud_van_dame

2011-11-04 02:44:35 PM

Whales are just saying hi.

Juc

2011-11-04 03:03:40 PM

I say that surfer just had the krill of her lifetime.

MrPenny

2011-11-04 03:06:16 PM

That'll warm up the inside of a wetsuit quick.

Ackbar_GastricFluid

2011-11-04 03:28:15 PM

Juc: I say that surfer just had the krill of her lifetime.

I would be baleen out my kayak after that.

studebaker hoch

2011-11-04 07:18:00 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark

At least a killer whale didn't land on their kayak.

Link (new window)

Orcas aren't stupid.

Vespizzari

2011-11-04 07:47:25 PM

I think that's here in Santa Cruz last week. Crazy crew of humpbacks feeding in the bay all week.

Fish in a Barrel

2011-11-04 11:25:38 PM

Bathia_Mapes: enad58: Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: I love the flock of seagulls pouncing.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. Made me think of that scene from "Little Nemo".

[www.celebrate.org image 500x281]

Finding Nemo?

Oops, I goofed. :-(

Consequences will never be the same. :-(

studebaker hoch

2011-11-05 10:44:31 PM

The fish jumping out of the water was scary as fark.

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