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(Smh.com.au) Followup Iranian soccer players face 74 lashes after celebrating ending a losing streak with a televised UFIA w/ pic   (smh.com.au) divider line 65
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2011-11-03 08:21:21 PM
Sure, he instinctively smacked it away, but are we sure it wasn't just a FIA?
 
2011-11-03 09:02:36 PM
KANCHO!
 
2011-11-03 09:21:37 PM
Social values and norms have changed profoundly in Iran over the past decade, following a rise in living standards, access to the Internet and social networking media and more connections in general to the outside world.

The increased openness has triggered a backlash, with Iran's ruling shiate Muslim clerics doing all they can to control public spaces and state television and to make an example of those who step out of line.


That isn't a blacklash, that's a crackdown.
 
2011-11-03 11:04:01 PM
img.dailymail.co.uk

Amusing. Okay.
 
2011-11-03 11:10:41 PM
I'm sure the Taiwanese animators will be all over this.
 
2011-11-03 11:23:53 PM
Whar is hourly update?! Whar?
 
2011-11-03 11:26:41 PM
So, after about forty of those lashes, do they pour water on you and wake you up after passing out?
 
2011-11-03 11:46:42 PM
This should really get the right wing authoritarian base really turned on.
 
2011-11-03 11:50:38 PM
How do they arrive at the number 74?
 
2011-11-04 12:47:42 AM
wont_eat_bugs: Amusing. Okay.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

It would be amusing, Subby, if the Iranian government was only joking about the 74 lashes.

Grables'Daughter: How do they arrive at the number 74?

They asked Judge William Adams.
 
2011-11-04 12:47:59 AM
Grables'Daughter: How do they arrive at the number 74?

One per virgin he'll miss out on?
 
2011-11-04 02:01:36 AM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
2011-11-04 03:10:51 AM
Qaddafi'd!!!!
 
2011-11-04 03:32:10 AM
I love how the guy who got the finger in his ass is getting punished too.
 
2011-11-04 03:35:08 AM
HellFace: I love how the guy who got the finger in his ass is getting punished too.


You would think that the finger in the ass would have been punishment enough, but NOOOOOOO.
 
2011-11-04 07:30:13 AM
wont_eat_bugs: Amusing. Okay.Real comedy would have a banana peel somewhere in that picture as well.
 
2011-11-04 08:03:42 AM
Outrageous and inhuman actions! On the other hand, Cubs fans are wistfully thinking if only Chi Town had a Grand Ayatollah when Bartman cost them the season.
 
2011-11-04 08:15:38 AM
HellFace: I love how the guy who got the finger in his ass is getting punished too.

This
 
2011-11-04 08:42:07 AM
Two Iranian football players who engaged in "inappropriate" celebratory behaviour on national television might face public lashings on the pitch, the semi-official Fars News Agency has reported.

It's not news, it's Fars
 
2011-11-04 08:54:04 AM
Sodomy and the lash.
 
2011-11-04 08:55:27 AM
clancifer: Grables'Daughter: How do they arrive at the number 74?

One per virgin he'll miss out on?


...plus two more for the lulz?
 
2011-11-04 08:56:43 AM
These are the scar you for life kind of lashes, right? Not the sexy time kind of lashes?
 
2011-11-04 08:57:01 AM
HellFace

I love how the guy who got the finger in his ass is getting punished too.

If you think that's funny you'll love..

October 30, 2008, the United Nations condemned the stoning to death of Aisha Duhulowa, a 13-year-old girl who had been gang-raped and then sentenced to death by a Sharia court for fornication (Zina). She was screaming and begging for mercy, but when some family members attempted to intervene, shots were fired by the Islamic militia and a baby was killed.

Local Sharia courts in Bangladesh regularly punish raped minor girls and women by flogging and beating them with shoes. [1] Similar cases of punishing raped women are Mina v. the State, Bibi v. the State and Bahadur v. the State.[2] Sharia courts in Pakistan have punished thousands of raped women by long term imprisonment.


islam religion of peace.
 
2011-11-04 09:03:24 AM
OnlyM3: HellFace

I love how the guy who got the finger in his ass is getting punished too.
If you think that's funny you'll love..

October 30, 2008, the United Nations condemned the stoning to death of Aisha Duhulowa, a 13-year-old girl who had been gang-raped and then sentenced to death by a Sharia court for fornication (Zina). She was screaming and begging for mercy, but when some family members attempted to intervene, shots were fired by the Islamic militia and a baby was killed.

Local Sharia courts in Bangladesh regularly punish raped minor girls and women by flogging and beating them with shoes. [1] Similar cases of punishing raped women are Mina v. the State, Bibi v. the State and Bahadur v. the State.[2] Sharia courts in Pakistan have punished thousands of raped women by long term imprisonment.

islam religion of peace.


C'mon now, you know they were askin' for it.
 
2011-11-04 09:09:08 AM
Butt, I thought they didn't have homosexuals in Iran!
 
2011-11-04 09:12:01 AM
wont_eat_bugs: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x348]

Amusing. Okay.


Not amusing, but if you offered this choice instead of prison to most felons would they take it? Hell yeah. So it must not be all that inhumane.
 
2011-11-04 09:28:17 AM
bubbaprog: wont_eat_bugs: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x348]

Amusing. Okay.

Not amusing, but if you offered this choice instead of prison to most felons would they take it? Hell yeah. So it must not be all that inhumane.


So the soccer players are felons?
 
2011-11-04 09:28:24 AM
Not that I think 74 lashes is a fair punishment, but what was that soccer player thinking trying to cornhole a dude as a form of celebration? Does he have tourette syndrome?
 
2011-11-04 09:38:46 AM
The_Sponge: Qaddafi'd!!!!

I am ashamed to admit that last night was the first time I've ever sat through an entire episode of Tosh.0, but that part was the only one to actually make me laugh.
 
2011-11-04 09:40:37 AM
TheHappTroll: Butt, I thought they didn't have homosexuals in Iran!

No, see it's ok for you to have sex with another man. But you can't let another man have sex with you, that's totally gay.
 
2011-11-04 09:45:17 AM
The Bestest: The_Sponge: Qaddafi'd!!!!

I am ashamed to admit that last night was the first time I've ever sat through an entire episode of Tosh.0, but that part was the only one to actually make me laugh.


Awww really? I loved the whole Tosh.Oprah bit with the kid who took a bumper to the face at 35mph.

/He'll have all the viewer submitted "Qaddafi'd!!!!" videos next week
 
2011-11-04 09:52:17 AM
I always knew there was something different about soccer players.....

NTTAWWT
 
2011-11-04 09:54:26 AM
OnlyM3: HellFace

I love how the guy who got the finger in his ass is getting punished too.
If you think that's funny you'll love..

October 30, 2008, the United Nations condemned the stoning to death of Aisha Duhulowa, a 13-year-old girl who had been gang-raped and then sentenced to death by a Sharia court for fornication (Zina). She was screaming and begging for mercy, but when some family members attempted to intervene, shots were fired by the Islamic militia and a baby was killed.

Local Sharia courts in Bangladesh regularly punish raped minor girls and women by flogging and beating them with shoes. [1] Similar cases of punishing raped women are Mina v. the State, Bibi v. the State and Bahadur v. the State.[2] Sharia courts in Pakistan have punished thousands of raped women by long term imprisonment.

islam religion of peace.


Link (new window)
 
2011-11-04 10:08:15 AM
archichris: OnlyM3: HellFace

I love how the guy who got the finger in his ass is getting punished too.
If you think that's funny you'll love..

October 30, 2008, the United Nations condemned the stoning to death of Aisha Duhulowa, a 13-year-old girl who had been gang-raped and then sentenced to death by a Sharia court for fornication (Zina). She was screaming and begging for mercy, but when some family members attempted to intervene, shots were fired by the Islamic militia and a baby was killed.

Local Sharia courts in Bangladesh regularly punish raped minor girls and women by flogging and beating them with shoes. [1] Similar cases of punishing raped women are Mina v. the State, Bibi v. the State and Bahadur v. the State.[2] Sharia courts in Pakistan have punished thousands of raped women by long term imprisonment.

islam religion of peace.

Link (new window)


So this reflects on Islam more than, let's say, the Lord's Resistance Army or the Lebanese Phalangists reflects on Christianity? IMO it has more to do with the fact that they're dirt poor and cut off from the rest of the world than anything else.
 
2011-11-04 10:14:20 AM
Grables'Daughter: How do they arrive at the number 74?

73 is not enough and 75 would be gay
 
2011-11-04 10:19:57 AM
Man, what a bummer.
 
2011-11-04 10:30:19 AM
Arkanaut: So this reflects on Islam more than, let's say, the Lord's Resistance Army or the Lebanese Phalangists reflects on Christianity?

Yes.
 
2011-11-04 10:34:21 AM
Arkanaut: IMO it has more to do with the fact that they're dirt poor and cut off from the rest of the world than anything else.


Really? I'd say it has more to do with being chauvinistic, merciless, and hateful.
 
2011-11-04 10:46:50 AM
Devin172: Arkanaut: IMO it has more to do with the fact that they're dirt poor and cut off from the rest of the world than anything else.


Really? I'd say it has more to do with being chauvinistic, merciless, and hateful.


...and what, that's because they're Muslims?
 
2011-11-04 10:47:26 AM
The Bestest: am ashamed to admit that last night was the first time I've ever sat through an entire episode of Tosh.0, but that part was the only one to actually make me laugh.

You have no soul.
 
2011-11-04 10:49:46 AM
OnlyM3: October 30, 2008, the United Nations condemned the stoning to death of Aisha Duhulowa, a 13-year-old girl who had been gang-raped and then sentenced to death by a Sharia court for fornication (Zina). She was screaming and begging for mercy, but when some family members attempted to intervene, shots were fired by the Islamic militia and a baby was killed.

We do some stupid shiat but damn how can this kind of stuff still go on in the world?
 
2011-11-04 10:54:49 AM
Grables'Daughter: How do they arrive at the number 74?

Some judge pulled it out of his ass.
 
2011-11-04 10:56:05 AM
Grope hug!
 
2011-11-04 11:00:49 AM
So, is the NFL or NCAA going to institute this first for excessive celebration / taunting penalties?
 
2011-11-04 11:03:39 AM
Do they have urinal stall-style showers?

The Caribbean is also largely sans ghey. I know this because I made what I thought was a joke to the bellhop once.



/Is "bellhop " racist or just dated? He served a mean sidecar and man, could he dance...
 
2011-11-04 11:04:08 AM
Mad Scientist: Grables'Daughter: How do they arrive at the number 74?

Some judge pulled it out of his ass.


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2011-11-04 11:09:01 AM
jst3p: You have no soul.

According to the "baseball fan flowchart" posted months ago, this is true.

I dunno. Maybe I just don't "get" Tosh.0.
 
2011-11-04 11:57:57 AM
The Bestest: jst3p: You have no soul.

According to the "baseball fan flowchart" posted months ago, this is true.

I dunno. Maybe I just don't "get" Tosh.0.


t1.gstatic.com

With more variety yet still not as funny.
 
2011-11-04 12:04:50 PM
farking savages. I'm all for cultural sensitivity but fark those farking farkballs.
 
2011-11-04 12:07:12 PM
So the one guy jumps up over the other two, and the other guy comes in and it looks like he's helping him up, but his hand accidentally goes in the wrong place. That's what it looked like to me.
 
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