FTA last line: His role sounds like filler work at best, as his character is listed on IMDB as Network Executive #1.

Sounds a bit brutal for an obit.

He also played the guy that Wesley Crusher chose to "let die" in the mindfark of a psych test when he was taking his Starfleet Academy entrance exam.

Why the fark not?

Bathia_Mapes: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 298x257]

R.I.P. Tommy Turner

That scene, and the follow up in the principle's office constitute the funniest film sequence in recorded history. I saw it in the theater and laughed so hard I could hardly breathe.

Rent Party: Bathia_Mapes: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 298x257]

R.I.P. Tommy Turner

That scene, and the follow up in the principle's office constitute the funniest film sequence in recorded history. I saw it in the theater and laughed so hard I could hardly breathe.

"Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

Someone in "2011" from the movies porky's "1982" committed suicide? What the fark took so long? Has anyone seen that movie? The whole farking cast should have off'ed themselves and their offspring along with the executive producer responsible.

Oh shiat. I took an improv/acting class in high school with his daughter. My thoughts go out to the Knight family and I hope they can overcome this sad spot.

Bathia_Mapes: ununcle: Someone in "2011" from the movies porky's "1982" committed suicide? What the fark took so long? Has anyone seen that movie? The whole farking cast should have off'ed themselves and their offspring along with the executive producer responsible.

0/10

Yeah, that would be zero of ten if comcast played it as a free movie or you could actually find it somewhere. For fark sake it's not even on the TBS type channels. It sucks so bad it's not even in the 5 dollar bin at Walmart. Are they holding out for the Blue Ray release?

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: The wife of former Eighties star Wyatt Knight says her husband took his own life because he want to escape the 'physical and emotional pain' brought on by gruelling cancer treatments, it has been reported.

That's sad... I guess the mole on his penis must have been cancerous...

Please! Please, can we call it a "Tallywhacker"? Penis is so personal.

Bathia_Mapes: Gee, I'm not having any problems getting a copy to watch. They have it available on DVD at Netflix and at my local public library. And not only does the latter option not cost me anything, but they have the "One Size Fits All" edition.

Are you freaking kidding? It was the "Def lepperd" to "In through the out Door",,, it came out in an age of "48 hrs", "National Lampoons Vacation" "animal House" "The Blues Brother's" and the one with Pheobe Kates and Sean Penn that I can't remember because I'm to drunk,, The list goes on and on. Porkys and the resulting franchise sucked donky balls. That's just my humble opninion ,,I tried watching that movie again and it was shear pain. Not all movies age well, but that one needed to be brought up on charges of cruel and unnecessary punishment. The shower seen alone should have gotten people fired.

FritztheCat: [i.imgur.com image 640x419]
RIP Pee Wee

I did not read the article and didn't know it was that guy. All Apologies everyone because "that" Guy was the funniest guy in ghost busters 2 (that's right Bill Murry) which unlike most farkers I found awesome. RIP funneyman.

Oops,, It wasn't that guy. I'm just going to shut up now.

Agreed Porky's sucked donkey balls. Horrible "acting" coupled with a script that could have been penned by a couple of horny 7th graders. Not looking for brilliance in every teen sex comedy, but the era was full of many that were light-years better than any of the Porky's films. I found the whole thing too excruciating to watch.

ununcle: Bathia_Mapes: ununcle: Someone in "2011" from the movies porky's "1982" committed suicide? What the fark took so long? Has anyone seen that movie? The whole farking cast should have off'ed themselves and their offspring along with the executive producer responsible.

0/10

Yeah, that would be zero of ten if comcast played it as a free movie or you could actually find it somewhere. For fark sake it's not even on the TBS type channels. It sucks so bad it's not even in the 5 dollar bin at Walmart. Are they holding out for the Blue Ray release?

Budget: $4,000,000 (estimated)
Gross: $105,500,000 (USA)

/You

//fail

///at

////math.

jaylectricity: Coincidentally, "Booger" from Revenge of the Nerds has come out of hiding.

Hey, he's be in more stuff than PeeWee. Curtis did pretty well on The Closer last season as an adversary of ole tiny teeth. One might say he opened The Closer.

oops, Wyatt wasn't PeeWee.

Porky's is farking lame. Good bush from Kim Cattrall, but all the "teenagers" were obviously in their 20s. The "tallywhacker" scene in the principal's office is pretty funny, though.

Jake Havechek

Porky's is farking lame. Good bush from Kim Cattrall, but all the "teenagers" were obviously in their 20s. The "tallywhacker" scene in the principal's office is pretty funny, though.

I knew you would be all about the "tallywhacker" scene.


/not that there is anything wrong with that....

karnal: Jake Havechek

Porky's is farking lame. Good bush from Kim Cattrall, but all the "teenagers" were obviously in their 20s. The "tallywhacker" scene in the principal's office is pretty funny, though.

I knew you would be all about the "tallywhacker" scene.


/not that there is anything wrong with that....

You cruising for ass, homo? Sorry, I don't swing that way.

Jake Havechek

karnal: Jake Havechek

Porky's is farking lame. Good bush from Kim Cattrall, but all the "teenagers" were obviously in their 20s. The "tallywhacker" scene in the principal's office is pretty funny, though.

I knew you would be all about the "tallywhacker" scene.


/not that there is anything wrong with that....

You cruising for ass, homo? Sorry, I don't swing that way.


yeah - keep telling yourself that. Your facebook page suggests otherwise.

karnal: Jake Havechek

karnal: Jake Havechek

Porky's is farking lame. Good bush from Kim Cattrall, but all the "teenagers" were obviously in their 20s. The "tallywhacker" scene in the principal's office is pretty funny, though.

I knew you would be all about the "tallywhacker" scene.


/not that there is anything wrong with that....

You cruising for ass, homo? Sorry, I don't swing that way.


yeah - keep telling yourself that. Your facebook page suggests otherwise.

I have a facebook page?

Jake Havechek

karnal: Jake Havechek

karnal: Jake Havechek

Porky's is farking lame. Good bush from Kim Cattrall, but all the "teenagers" were obviously in their 20s. The "tallywhacker" scene in the principal's office is pretty funny, though.

I knew you would be all about the "tallywhacker" scene.


/not that there is anything wrong with that....

You cruising for ass, homo? Sorry, I don't swing that way.


yeah - keep telling yourself that. Your facebook page suggests otherwise.

I have a facebook page?


Boy Howdy!

PhiloeBedoe: From TFA: His role sounds like filler work at best, as his character is listed on IMDB as Network Executive #1.

Also, he had a small dick and cheated at Soduko.

/asshole writer is an asshole

This. What a prick.

/porky's, the 13 year olds pron.
/RIP

Electric_Banana: jaylectricity: Coincidentally, "Booger" from Revenge of the Nerds has come out of hiding.

Hey, he's be in more stuff than PeeWee. Curtis did pretty well on The Closer last season as an adversary of ole tiny teeth. One might say he opened The Closer.

He also provides the voice of Snot on American Dad. Also, if I recall, he played a pervert with a pantie fetish on CSI.

American Pie > Porky's

That is all.

/do I need to get off your lawns?

the_vegetarian_cannibal: American Pie > Porky's

That is all.

/do I need to get off your lawns?

Animal House is still the undisputed master, though.

Rent Party: Bathia_Mapes: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 298x257]

R.I.P. Tommy Turner

That scene, and the follow up in the principle's office constitute the funniest film sequence in recorded history. I saw it in the theater and laughed so hard I could hardly breathe.

You sound old(er than me).

VHS FTW

the_vegetarian_cannibal

the_vegetarian_cannibal: American Pie > Porky's

That is all.

/do I need to get off your lawns?

Animal House is still the undisputed master, though.

Yeah, but Kentucky Fried Movie started it all....or was it The Groove Tube?

ununcle: Bathia_Mapes: ununcle: Someone in "2011" from the movies porky's "1982" committed suicide? What the fark took so long? Has anyone seen that movie? The whole farking cast should have off'ed themselves and their offspring along with the executive producer responsible.

0/10

Yeah, that would be zero of ten if comcast played it as a free movie or you could actually find it somewhere. For fark sake it's not even on the TBS type channels. It sucks so bad it's not even in the 5 dollar bin at Walmart. Are they holding out for the Blue Ray release?

Hold out for the remake, which is on its way

FritztheCat:
RIP Pee Wee

Jeez. He's even staring at me through my freaking monitor!

freetomato: Stupid movie, but having watched my mom die from cancer, I can understand why he did it. Towards the end my mother was really pissed that she wouldn't just die already. She'd have ended it herself if she'd had the strength.

Farkin' cancer.

What kind of cancer, may I ask?

/my condolences

I've got you *NOW*, TOMMY TURNER! And I'm taking you to the principal! Somebody get me the principal! Mr. Carter! Somebody get me the principal!
You disgusting, little, filthy, *pervert*!
You *freak*! You filthy little pervert. I know you're in there. You dirty little *dickhead*!

RIP Timmy Turner

Bathia_Mapes: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 298x257]

R.I.P. Tommy Turner

Ooh that pic should NOT have that label. Ouch. Talk about R.I.P. Man.

ununcle: Bathia_Mapes: ununcle: Someone in "2011" from the movies porky's "1982" committed suicide? What the fark took so long? Has anyone seen that movie? The whole farking cast should have off'ed themselves and their offspring along with the executive producer responsible.

0/10

Yeah, that would be zero of ten if comcast played it as a free movie or you could actually find it somewhere. For fark sake it's not even on the TBS type channels. It sucks so bad it's not even in the 5 dollar bin at Walmart. Are they holding out for the Blue Ray release?

Doubling down on the troll? Gutsy, but ultimately futile.

Tommy gave that biatch something to play with.

The first Porkys is a classic.

That the actors are all 25ish looking is all part of the joke. By the time they did a third Porkys they all looked 35, and probably were.