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(TMZ) Scary In court, Selena Gomez's stalker conducts himself exactly like how you'd imagine Selena Gomez's stalker would conduct himself   (tmz.com) divider line 49
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Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom
2011-11-03 08:31:17 PM
What is the back story behind this dude?
 
talkertopc
2011-11-03 08:36:55 PM
Bieber sure looks scary without makeup.
 
Scyllz
2011-11-03 08:38:43 PM
crzybtch.jpg
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-03 08:43:19 PM
Maybe he'd be interested in the TMZ Hollywood Tour advertised on that page.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 08:53:46 PM
Wait...is that

www.brobible.com

this guy?!

/Saw him on Tosh.0, had no idea it went this far.
 
Tsar_Bomba1
2011-11-03 08:55:12 PM
MrEricSir: Maybe he'd be interested in the TMZ Hollywood Tour advertised on that page.



Bad enough I have to watch an ad, but f#ck you tmz for not allowing me to mute it. Didn't make it to the vid because of that.
 
iollow
2011-11-03 08:55:39 PM
scottydoesntknow: Wait...is that

[www.brobible.com image 467x337]

this guy?!

/Saw him on Tosh.0, had no idea it went this far.

Doesn't look like the same guy.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 08:57:59 PM
iollow: scottydoesntknow: Wait...is that

[www.brobible.com image 467x337]

this guy?!

/Saw him on Tosh.0, had no idea it went this far.

Doesn't look like the same guy.

Yea I just realized it's the guy in the back that's being sentenced, not the guy standing up front (his lawyer). I was wondering where the crazy was until I saw him. Yea he looks like 10 different kinds of crazy.
 
fusillade762
2011-11-03 09:03:16 PM
images.sugarscape.com
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:04:28 PM
Came for pics of Selena in bikini, with NSFF link to asscrack pic, leaving disappointed.

/paging GD
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-11-03 09:12:35 PM
Scary indeed. You may remember the story of Rebecca Schaeffer:

www.skeeterkitefly.com

It could certainly happen again.
 
Jaymi77
2011-11-03 09:25:06 PM
What's his fark handle?
 
colithian
2011-11-03 09:26:40 PM
Um, he just kinda stood there shifty eyed. I saw no "spazzing out".
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-11-03 09:26:45 PM
Atomic Spunk: It could certainly happen again.

And hopefully will never happen again. At least they caught THIS one...
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:32:20 PM
Scottybobotty: OtherLittleGuy: Came for pics of Selena in bikini, with NSFF link to asscrack pic, leaving disappointed.

/paging GD

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 175x175]

That's Demi Lovato
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-03 09:32:57 PM
scottydoesntknow: Yea I just realized it's the guy in the back that's being sentenced, not the guy standing up front (his lawyer). I was wondering where the crazy was until I saw him. Yea he looks like 10 different kinds of crazy.

Ha. I didn't see him right away either, I kept looking at the lawyer thinking, So when's he going to start acting crazy? He looks pretty sane.
 
GameSprocket
2011-11-03 09:34:12 PM
He touched himself?
 
Smeggy Smurf
2011-11-03 09:46:47 PM
Jaymi77: What's his fark handle?

Drew. Duh.
 
Shakes999
2011-11-03 09:46:48 PM
ArkAngel: Scottybobotty: OtherLittleGuy: Came for pics of Selena in bikini, with NSFF link to asscrack pic, leaving disappointed.

/paging GD

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 175x175]

That's Demi Lovato

You just walked in to a trap.

//Why dont you have a seat
 
Altair
2011-11-03 10:10:07 PM
lmao I saw the dude in the front and though "well he looks normal..." and then....
 
BroVinny
2011-11-03 10:18:48 PM
Jaymi77: What's his fark handle?

Came to ask this.
 
hogans
2011-11-03 10:29:51 PM
Atomic Spunk: Scary indeed. You may remember the story of Rebecca Schaeffer:

What's truly sad is that you failed to mention this other girl named Selena. (new window)
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-03 10:35:08 PM
He dropped his pants and started spanking it? Cause that's what I would do.



That thing looks delightfully hot and greasy. I'd love to get my mouth on it. The fries look good, too.
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-11-03 10:35:17 PM
hogans: Atomic Spunk: Scary indeed. You may remember the story of Rebecca Schaeffer:

What's truly sad is that you failed to mention this other girl named Selena. (new window)

The woman that killed Selena was an employee of her fan club and they knew each other. The murder wasn't over unrequited affection, but it was related to embezzlement. It wasn't a stalker like the guy who killed Rebecca Schaeffer.
 
SharkTrager
2011-11-03 10:38:30 PM
He fixes the cable?
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-03 10:38:57 PM
Fark it. Here's the damn picture.

www.gotceleb.com
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-03 10:46:40 PM
img39.imageshack.us
img217.imageshack.us
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 11:13:43 PM
Wellon Dowd: [img39.imageshack.us image 600x338]
[img217.imageshack.us image 600x338]

s3.amazonaws.com
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-03 11:38:21 PM
Atomic Spunk:
The woman that killed Selena was an employee of her fan club and they knew each other. The murder wasn't over unrequited affection, but it was related to embezzlement. It wasn't a stalker like the guy who killed Rebecca Schaeffer.

She was a stalker. she was completely obsessed with Selena, and the embezzling was just a move to control her more. She was going to "protect" Selena by taking her money and handling it for her. It just wasn't as obvious that she was a fruit loop since she was more cunning and female.
 
dehehn
2011-11-03 11:42:15 PM
Ok, guys, just stop. She looks like she's frickin 12.
 
arekthorn
2011-11-03 11:51:02 PM
dehehn: Ok, guys, just stop. She looks like she's frickin 12.

12 year olds look like that where you live? Damn bro...
 
fusillade762
2011-11-03 11:58:11 PM
arekthorn: dehehn: Ok, guys, just stop. She looks like she's frickin 12.

12 year olds look like that where you live? Damn bro...

Bovine growth hormones in the water, so I hear.
 
rprygro
2011-11-04 12:15:58 AM
Wow, that picture actually made me jump. I glanced at the guy on the left without looking carefully, scanned the headline, then looked back before noticing him. Yikes.
 
JonZoidberg
2011-11-04 12:56:30 AM
scottydoesntknow: iollow: scottydoesntknow: Wait...is that

[www.brobible.com image 467x337]

this guy?!

/Saw him on Tosh.0, had no idea it went this far.

Doesn't look like the same guy.

Yea I just realized it's the guy in the back that's being sentenced, not the guy standing up front (his lawyer). I was wondering where the crazy was until I saw him. Yea he looks like 10 different kinds of crazy.

Holy cow, I looked at TFA before coming in here, and seeing these comments I looked again. Totally didn't see the guy the first time. I thought the lawyer was the stalker, heh.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-04 01:39:17 AM
dehehn: Ok, guys, just stop. She looks like she's frickin 12.

What she looks like is certainly one of the things that makes her attractive, but she's also smart and is a good actress. Appreciating her looks isn't weird, it's actually what she wants.
 
Rent Party
2011-11-04 01:42:39 AM
I would stalk that shiat until the cops made me stop, too.

/ With my penis.
 
serial arseonist
2011-11-04 02:02:18 AM
Wellon Dowd: [img39.imageshack.us image 600x338]
[img217.imageshack.us image 600x338]

Ok, swimwear companies: fark YOUR STUPID TAG! Seriously, it's ugly, itchy, could be printed on the fabric, and GETS IN THE farkING WAY!

/so angry today
//time to fap
 
nocturn
2011-11-04 02:08:21 AM
OtherLittleGuy: Came for pics of Selena in bikini, with NSFF link to asscrack pic, leaving disappointed.

/paging GD

Ahem (new window)
 
MagSeven
2011-11-04 02:18:05 AM
JonZoidberg: scottydoesntknow: iollow: scottydoesntknow: Wait...is that

[www.brobible.com image 467x337]

this guy?!

/Saw him on Tosh.0, had no idea it went this far.

Doesn't look like the same guy.

Yea I just realized it's the guy in the back that's being sentenced, not the guy standing up front (his lawyer). I was wondering where the crazy was until I saw him. Yea he looks like 10 different kinds of crazy.

Holy cow, I looked at TFA before coming in here, and seeing these comments I looked again. Totally didn't see the guy the first time. I thought the lawyer was the stalker, heh.

I know. I was looking at the picture thinking "wow that guy looks too dignified to be a stalker. He looks like the guy who handles my investments". Then my eye drifted to the right and....SWEET JESUS! BEHIND YOU!!
 
StealthStalker
2011-11-04 02:53:00 AM
nocturn: OtherLittleGuy: Came for pics of Selena in bikini, with NSFF link to asscrack pic, leaving disappointed.

/paging GD

Ahem (new window)

motherofgod.jpg
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-11-04 09:30:23 AM
Wellon Dowd: Fark it. Here's the damn picture.

www.zuguide.com

There's not a man alive who could resist that.
 
brandied
2011-11-04 10:25:20 AM
Wellon Dowd
What's in her butt crack?
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-11-04 10:28:04 AM
brandied: Wellon Dowd
What's in her butt crack?

the damn bikini bottom tag. goddamnitsomuch.
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-04 10:32:08 AM
brandied: Wellon Dowd
What's in her butt crack?

Some downy little hairs, fecal coliform bacteria, and the tag on her swimsuit.
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2011-11-04 10:33:19 AM
brandied: Wellon Dowd
What's in her butt crack?

Hopefully, my tongue one of these days....

/mmmmmmm
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-04 10:35:26 AM
cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
Knara
2011-11-04 11:35:15 AM
arekthorn: dehehn: Ok, guys, just stop. She looks like she's frickin 12.

12 year olds look like that where you live? Damn bro...

It's a trap!

/you know you're old when you start saying that legal aged women look like 12 year olds
 
Mr.Poops
2011-11-04 11:52:40 AM
First thing I saw
s3.amazonaws.com
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-04 02:29:23 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: brandied: Wellon Dowd
What's in her butt crack?

Hopefully, my tongue one of these days....

The unexamined taint is not worth licking.
 
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