I'm preparing to prepare. What else can I do?

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm preparing to prepare. What else can I do?

You can switch from suck to blow.

That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

I hate yogurt! Especially with Strawberries!

MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

I hope not. I've introduced Mrs. Smurf to greek cooking and she's loving it. Don't anybody farking dare touch my sour sauces unless I'm feeding them to you.

So you see, Lone Star, that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Hope they get going on the moichendising.

MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

Fark that shiat. Greek yogurt has way more protein and less sugar than regular yogurt and is basically the perfect snack for my hypoglycemic ass. You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.

TheSelphie: MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

Fark that shiat. Greek yogurt has way more protein and less sugar than regular yogurt and is basically the perfect snack for my hypoglycemic ass. You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Oh it'll still be around. But it won't be taking up half the dairy isle at Safeway once the fad goes away.

Hey look, actual job creation!
Hey look, a culture of job creation!

/If you don't get it, try harder.

MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

Please STFU. Chobani Greek Yogurt is fantastic.

thornhill: MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

Please STFU. Chobani Greek Yogurt is fantastic.

Fage is better. Though I still really like Chobani's Strawberry Banana.

/fark nonfat yogurt

TheSelphie: thornhill: MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

Please STFU. Chobani Greek Yogurt is fantastic.

Fage is better. Though I still really like Chobani's Strawberry Banana.

/fark nonfat yogurt

Two things:

I simply like the taste and texture better, specifically Chobani's blueberry.

Chobani non-fat provides 20% of daily calcium while all the Fage non-fat flavored yogurts only provide 15%. I use yogurt for my calcium intake, so the extra 5% makes a difference.

While it's not greek yogurt, Wallaby is also excellent.

thornhill: TheSelphie: thornhill: MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

Please STFU. Chobani Greek Yogurt is fantastic.

Fage is better. Though I still really like Chobani's Strawberry Banana.

/fark nonfat yogurt

Two things:

I simply like the taste and texture better, specifically Chobani's blueberry.

Chobani non-fat provides 20% of daily calcium while all the Fage non-fat flavored yogurts only provide 15%. I use yogurt for my calcium intake, so the extra 5% makes a difference.

While it's not greek yogurt, Wallaby is also excellent.

I hate nonfat, so I don't get nonfat of any brand. I do 2%. For 2%, Fage is definitely better in terms of taste and texture IMO. I'll get Chobani's 2% Strawberry Banana to eat at work and for when I'm lazy, but at home, I mix Fage 2% with Strawberry Preserves and it's awesome. If I'm lazy/starving in the middle of the night, I'll eat Fage 2% plain straight; I can't do that with any of the other brands. I actually found a store that carried Fage whole milk, so when my Fage 2% runs out, I'm trying that since I bought a container. I bet it's even more delicious- but it's got a lot more fat.

Addendum: Can we all agree that Cabot Greek yogurt, at least plain, tastes like ass though? I got it one when they were out of plain Fage AND Chobani and it was painful to finish.

TheSelphie: thornhill: TheSelphie: thornhill: MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

Please STFU. Chobani Greek Yogurt is fantastic.

Fage is better. Though I still really like Chobani's Strawberry Banana.

/fark nonfat yogurt

Two things:

I simply like the taste and texture better, specifically Chobani's blueberry.

Chobani non-fat provides 20% of daily calcium while all the Fage non-fat flavored yogurts only provide 15%. I use yogurt for my calcium intake, so the extra 5% makes a difference.

While it's not greek yogurt, Wallaby is also excellent.

I hate nonfat, so I don't get nonfat of any brand. I do 2%. For 2%, Fage is definitely better in terms of taste and texture IMO. I'll get Chobani's 2% Strawberry Banana to eat at work and for when I'm lazy, but at home, I mix Fage 2% with Strawberry Preserves and it's awesome. If I'm lazy/starving in the middle of the night, I'll eat Fage 2% plain straight; I can't do that with any of the other brands. I actually found a store that carried Fage whole milk, so when my Fage 2% runs out, I'm trying that since I bought a container. I bet it's even more delicious- but it's got a lot more fat.

Why don't you like non-fat?

You queefs talking about actual yogurt can take your conversation and walk past the altar, down the ramp, and out the door!

the_rhino: You queefs talking about actual yogurt can take your conversation and walk past the altar, down the ramp, and out the door!

Seriously, what a bunch of fages!

I don't give a damn about whether yogurt production comes to Idaho. What I want to know is if this will somehow interfere w/ the production of Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.

/May we have straws, please?

Hamdi Ulukaya, CEO and Founder of Chobani, in a written statement. "It was a hard decision to make, but in the end, we chose Twin Falls due to its abundant milk supply

Big Milk gets what Big Milk wants.

I didn't even know you could make yogurt out of potatoes.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm preparing to prepare. What else can I do?

Why are you preparing? You're always preparing!

Michael Weston approves.

combing the desert.

JC

thornhill: TheSelphie: thornhill: TheSelphie: thornhill: MrEricSir: That will be great until the Greek yogurt fad dies out two months from now.

Please STFU. Chobani Greek Yogurt is fantastic.

Fage is better. Though I still really like Chobani's Strawberry Banana.

/fark nonfat yogurt

Two things:

I simply like the taste and texture better, specifically Chobani's blueberry.

Chobani non-fat provides 20% of daily calcium while all the Fage non-fat flavored yogurts only provide 15%. I use yogurt for my calcium intake, so the extra 5% makes a difference.

While it's not greek yogurt, Wallaby is also excellent.

I hate nonfat, so I don't get nonfat of any brand. I do 2%. For 2%, Fage is definitely better in terms of taste and texture IMO. I'll get Chobani's 2% Strawberry Banana to eat at work and for when I'm lazy, but at home, I mix Fage 2% with Strawberry Preserves and it's awesome. If I'm lazy/starving in the middle of the night, I'll eat Fage 2% plain straight; I can't do that with any of the other brands. I actually found a store that carried Fage whole milk, so when my Fage 2% runs out, I'm trying that since I bought a container. I bet it's even more delicious- but it's got a lot more fat.

Why don't you like non-fat?

Doesn't taste as good, and I like to have some satiety.

Even with strawberries?