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(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Her husband secretly fed her steroids to 'fatten her up' and make her stay at home. When she found out about it, in her HULK fueled rage, she beat him into a pulp   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 89
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Rubberband Girl [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:02:24 PM
Dude, if you need meds to MAKE your wife hang around, you're doing it wrong.

/Seriously, being nice would've worked better and it wouldn't have cost a dime.
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:09:34 PM
img341.imageshack.us

Wanted for Questioning.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2011-11-03 05:39:19 PM
When she found out about it, in her HULK fueled rage, she beat him into a pulp won Wimbeldon again

digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com

/ FTFY
 
theflatline [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:15:34 PM
yeah cause chicks named Sing never have hair, moles, or hairy moles, growing off them.
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:16:57 PM
What the couple in question really looked like:

images.fanpop.com
 
ultraholland
2011-11-03 09:17:59 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: won Wimbeldon again

cache.ohinternet.com
 
luthia
2011-11-03 09:18:46 PM
"Honey, I think my bio-best is really working!"

i1209.photobucket.com

"AHHHHHH"
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-11-03 09:19:32 PM
This story from the sidebar was much more interesting: Star Wars fan killed his wife after 'she smashed his toy collection' (new window)
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:21:04 PM
luthia: "Honey, I think my bio-best is really working!"

[i1209.photobucket.com image 532x956]

"AHHHHHH"

When I saw that picture, I kept thinking "HULK SMASH, HULK SMASH" for some reason.
 
Loucifer
2011-11-03 09:22:43 PM
That's really uncool. I would have just slipped her a pill that gave her worms.
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-11-03 09:22:57 PM
Somewhere, they forgot about the love.


The love.
 
ultraholland
2011-11-03 09:23:15 PM
Atomic Spunk: This story from the sidebar was much more interesting: Star Wars fan killed his wife after 'she smashed his toy collection' (new window)

TFA: He later suffocated her during a row and then ran sobbing to his mother who lived nearby.

what's his Fark handle?
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-11-03 09:23:37 PM
Well it's a good thing the guy had kids, because 39 year olds without kids sure are weird!
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:23:39 PM
luthia: "Honey, I think my bio-best is really working!"

[i1209.photobucket.com image 532x956]

"AHHHHHH"

The saddest thing is if you posted a topless picture of her, it would be SFW
 
LargeCanine
2011-11-03 09:27:18 PM
Krieghund: What the couple in question really looked like:

[images.fanpop.com image 262x400]

Came here for Malcolm in the Middle reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
star_topology
2011-11-03 09:29:24 PM
Krieghund: What the couple in question really looked like:

[images.fanpop.com image 262x400]

I thought for SURE I was going to be the first (and only?) to post that. Well done.
 
anfrind
2011-11-03 09:32:33 PM
Oh, she doesn't take maple syrup in her coffee?

/yes, I know it's already been done
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:36:25 PM
luthia: "Honey, I think my bio-best is really working!"

[i1209.photobucket.com image 532x956]

"AHHHHHH"

Anthony Keidis got buff.
 
garulee [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:36:43 PM
MOAR MUSCLE GIRL PICS!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:37:31 PM
Snu Snu?
 
garulee [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:37:59 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
jingks
2011-11-03 09:40:26 PM
ultraholland: TFA: He later suffocated her during a row and then ran sobbing to his mother who lived nearby.

I have no idea what that means, google reveals the statements "A gun was pulled during a row" and "Wife who grabbed car handbrake at 60mph during a row". Does it mean an argument? Am I an idiot for not knowing this or is it an Albany expression?

/ likely an idiot for other reasons
 
aspAddict
2011-11-03 09:40:54 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img341.imageshack.us image 368x578]

Wanted for Questioning.

I'll take two.

[Add to cart]

/What? I need help moving a couch...
 
garulee [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:42:05 PM
worldphysique.com

I work with this girl.
 
skinink
2011-11-03 09:43:03 PM

"The powerful drugs caused the 37-year-old mum-of-two to break out in spots and grow hair on her face and back."


Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she Singh? Don't bring a Bigfoot into my house, Singh. I know a Bigfoot when I see one!


www.dvdtalk.com


/Goony goo goo!

 
beelzebubba76
2011-11-03 09:47:46 PM
Snu-snu x 2 ...

www.girlswithmuscle.com
 
ultraholland
2011-11-03 09:48:36 PM
jingks: Does it mean an argument?

Yes, it's a British term for an argument or quarrel and is used quite often. Surprised you don't know it.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2011-11-03 09:50:05 PM
Atomic Spunk: This story from the sidebar was much more interesting: Star Wars fan killed his wife after 'she smashed his toy collection' (new window)

How could you possibly favor toys over an Asian chick named Porn????

/know how I know he's gay?
 
Siberwulf
2011-11-03 09:55:19 PM
luthia: "Honey, I think my bio-best is really working!"

[i1209.photobucket.com image 532x956]

"AHHHHHH"

Ugh, those feet are way too dirty for my liking.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-11-03 09:58:29 PM
creditplushealth.org
 
david1963
2011-11-03 10:00:42 PM
"He did it so she'd gain weight to get back to the pattern of their life, so she'd cook dinner and look after the kids."

What would you give her to make her well-marbled & tender?
 
MorePeasPlease
2011-11-03 10:01:16 PM
Atomic Spunk: This story from the sidebar was much more interesting: Star Wars fan killed his wife after 'she smashed his toy collection' (new window)

Well, she won't be doing that again!
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2011-11-03 10:02:26 PM
MorePeasPlease: Atomic Spunk: This story from the sidebar was much more interesting: Star Wars fan killed his wife after 'she smashed his toy collection' (new window)

Well, she won't be doing that again!

That landspeeder was Mint In Box. Justifiable homicide.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:02:59 PM
david1963: "He did it so she'd gain weight to get back to the pattern of their life, so she'd cook dinner and look after the kids."

What would you give her to make her well-marbled & tender?

Beer. Kobe beef style
 
Cpl.D
2011-11-03 10:04:01 PM
I'm not afraid of well muscled ladies.

... I am, however, afraid of seriously pissing off well muscled ladies.
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-03 10:07:28 PM
ultraholland: jingks: Does it mean an argument?
Yes, it's a British term for an argument or quarrel and is used quite often. Surprised you don't know it.

And it's pronounced like it rhymes with cow. Jolly good then!
 
poe_zlaw
2011-11-03 10:08:39 PM
so, he gave her drugs which make her more manly so she would be more womanly and make him dinner.
 
captjc
2011-11-03 10:17:34 PM
luthia: "Honey, I think my bio-best is really working!"

[i1209.photobucket.com image 532x956]

"AHHHHHH"

Is that Vera de Milo's sister?

img214.imageshack.us

/That's not a woman, that's a man, man!
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:20:56 PM
theflatline: yeah cause chicks named Sing never have hair, moles, or hairy moles, growing off them.

My first thought. Indian women are beautiful in their teens and 20s, but once their bonus body hair comes in, look out.

FTFA: He admitted administering a poison or noxious substance with intent to injure, aggrieve or annoy. But he escaped prison and was instead given a suspended jail sentence.

You would think he would get more than a suspended sentence for escaping prison.
 
Mini Ditka [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:27:14 PM
luthia: "Honey, I think my bio-best is really working!"

[i1209.photobucket.com image 532x956]

"AHHHHHH"



Goodbye boners, for a long time......
 
Coastalgrl
2011-11-03 10:31:11 PM
garulee: MOAR MUSCLE GIRL PICS!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x586]

looks like her boobs are about to explode...
 
LoneWolf343
2011-11-03 10:34:48 PM
luthia: "Honey, I think my bio-best is really working!"

[i1209.photobucket.com image 532x956]

"AHHHHHH"

Someone should tell her not to inject the roids into her face.
 
GreenSun
2011-11-03 10:39:23 PM
Noooo I don't like macho women! I like women who are soft and slender, not women who will destroy me with their 24-inch pythons!
 
blondski
2011-11-03 10:41:16 PM
I bake for my honey to keep a nice layer of fat on him. Is that the same thing?
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-11-03 10:41:33 PM
img192.imageshack.us

HULK SMASH!!!
 
WeenerGord
2011-11-03 10:43:22 PM
i2.listal.com
 
LoneWolf343
2011-11-03 10:43:24 PM
blondski: I bake for my honey to keep a nice layer of fat on him. Is that the same thing?

Noooo, it would be sexist to imply that similar actions across the gender barrier should receive similar consequences.

/Can I have some?
 
rjakobi
2011-11-03 10:53:56 PM
Why of COURSE they're British. Why do you ask?
 
championgoober [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:54:09 PM
pics plz
 
MorePeasPlease
2011-11-03 11:05:41 PM
blondski: I bake for my honey to keep a nice layer of fat on him.

Doesn't he get enough during reverse cowgirl?

/sooo sorry...
 
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