What's a Tampa Bay?

RAINS!!!!!

This horrific ending is much more logical than any King novel.

OK, I have seen 5 "IT" references in the last hour. Guess it's time to read it again!

BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

DO YOU WANNA' PARTY IT'S PARTY TIME

those dead motherfarkers already received two pennies, they better not ask for any more

Them burial vaults wouldn't tend to float up so easily, if they filled them with toxic waste to lower the buoyancy.

/Profit over the death and burial of your loved ones.

Oh yeah I always hear about bodies coming out of the ground when it floods it's always a creepy and unsettling...

...no caskets were visible.

Oh, all right then. Guess that was uh...well, how about this!

Did you know you cannot bury a casket in concrete? Did you know it will float to the top, expunged by the mixture of rock and water as it hardens?

It's hard to find the precise story without some digging but Army Specialist Richard Leroy McKinley was victim of a severe nuclear accident and had to be buried in lead and concrete for the safety of the public and any family members who might tend to his gravesite in Arlington National Cemetary. Their first attempt to inter him in a block of concrete failed when the casket floated to the surface as the concrete began to dry. So they built a metal vault and buried that, filling it with concrete and the casket buried inside with a layer of concrete over the top. The metal vault contained the casket so it could not float out.

Some parts of Specialist McKinley and the two individuals who died with him were so irradiated they had to be buried as radioactive waste separate from their bodies.

I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Well he just drove off, sometimes life's ok.

BigLuca: sometimes life's ok.
Wat?

NuclearScientist: Oh yeah I always hear about bodies coming out of the ground when it floods it's always a creepy and unsettling...

...no caskets were visible.

Oh, all right then. Guess that was uh...well, how about this!

Did you know you cannot bury a casket in concrete? Did you know it will float to the top, expunged by the mixture of rock and water as it hardens?

It's hard to find the precise story without some digging but Army Specialist Richard Leroy McKinley was victim of a severe nuclear accident and had to be buried in lead and concrete for the safety of the public and any family members who might tend to his gravesite in Arlington National Cemetary. Their first attempt to inter him in a block of concrete failed when the casket floated to the surface as the concrete began to dry. So they built a metal vault and buried that, filling it with concrete and the casket buried inside with a layer of concrete over the top. The metal vault contained the casket so it could not float out.

Some parts of Specialist McKinley and the two individuals who died with him were so irradiated they had to be buried as radioactive waste separate from their bodies.

That would have to be the poor bastards from SL-1 in Idaho Falls.

At least the visiting family could find them easier in the winter. They'd be the only 3 self defrosting graves.

It's sunny and clear in Portland, Oregon. Which is farking odd for November.

harryhardhat: BigLuca: sometimes life's ok.
Wat?

We will all float on okay
All right already

harryhardhat: BigLuca: sometimes life's ok.
Wat?

I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did I say?
Well you just laughed it off, it was all OK.

And we'll all float on OK. And we'll all float on OK.
And we'll all float on OK. And we'll all float on anyway.

Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam.
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand.
Bad news comes, don't you worry even when it lands.
Good news will work its way to all them plans.
We both got fired on exactly the same day.
Well we'll float on, good news is on the way.

Float On (new window)

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Zombie Gus and his tie approves.

It rubs the lotion on its sack and pulls its balls out of the crack.

Sorry, revisited that thread the other day to show a friend and that line is stuck in my head.

BigLuca: Float On (new window)

OMG. They stole the chorus from Lupe Fiasco's, "The show goes on"!

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moops: It's sunny and clear in Portland, Oregon. Which is farking odd for November.

I was actually happy it rained last night. Warmed things up a bit. Gonna be another cold one tonight.

plow these mutherfarkers up! Plow them up into the lakes and streams of America! We need that phosphorus for farming! Hey, if we want to recycle, lets get serious!

When there's no more room in hell the dead will surf the earth.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit robbing graves

That book was odd. I read it when I was 13, and was aroused yet stumped why all the kids banged Bevvy in the tunnel at the end. Also what was up with the turtle and chud.

/he thrusts his fists against the posts
//duma key was passable

We all float down here



"Go on..."

Beep Beep! S.S. Georgie. Under way!

WTF is up with these stars next to our handles? How long has Fark been doing this?

Headline gave me the creeps!
Thread made it worse!

Gonna have to dig that out and read it again...

Man, I rarely ever use gay in the insult sense but the stars next to our handles look gay. Were people too lazy to open a profile and click favorite or ignore?

My first thought was actually Simpson's Halloween special... until I finished reading the whole thing.

Bart/Lisa: "Dad dad, we did something horrible!"
Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
Kids: "No..."
Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"
Kids: "Yes!"
Homer: "But the car's ok?"



/Flanders was a zombie??

D_Evans45: How long has Fark been doing this?
I think that's some kind of threadjack.
I hate those star too
We're all going to be banninated

Ignore.

harryhardhat: Ignore.

Hey wait did I get a star for that

harryhardhat: I get a star

Three star and I'm out?

I dunno about bannination but I hope the mods see the folly in this one at some point and put a bullet in her like FarkTV.

/Also "It's not news, It's Fark.com" was way better than "we dont make news we mock it"
//Massive population expansion has been unkind to Fark

D_Evans45: It's Fark.com"

I agree
Let's get back to beer and tits and squirrels with giant nuts

harryhardhat: D_Evans45: It's Fark.com"

I agree
Let's get back to beer and tits and squirrels with giant nuts

D_Evans45: I dunno about bannination but I hope the mods see the folly in this one at some point and put a bullet in her like FarkTV.

/Also "It's not news, It's Fark.com" was way better than "we dont make news we mock it"
//Massive population expansion has been unkind to Fark

Fark hipsters. =T

Fark Me To Tears: Personally, I think that we should bury folks sitting upright on jet skis. That way, when we get one of these really wet months, we can all go to the cemeteries with our video cameras and wait for the dearly departed to start popping up out of the ground.

/but that's just me... I guess

How about on a motorcycle?

One Bad Apple: [www.bloodsprayer.com image 425x231]

DO YOU WANNA' PARTY IT'S PARTY TIME

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Send more cops.

Those of us living in the Pacific North-Wet are not amused. :-(

When I die I don't want any of this $10k casket/$5k vault nonsense. Pine box and a big freakin' pile of rocks will do just fine. Either that or a massive funeral pyre, but I get the feeling by the time I die they'll have outlawed burning wood on purpose... (which only bothers me if I can't have a campfire when camping really, but still).

D_Evans45: Man, I rarely ever use gay in the insult sense but the stars next to our handles look gay. Were people too lazy to open a profile and click favorite or ignore?

Damn fancy pants web site trying to make things easier on its users! Who the hell do they think they are???

Seriously, you need to find something else to complain about. Is the maid's vacuuming drowning out the television as well?