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(MTV) Silly Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a duet   (mtv.com) divider line 33
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gunga galunga
2011-11-03 08:28:49 PM
Anybody else originally read that as "Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a diet"?
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-11-03 08:31:12 PM
I think it's healthy if she made room for me in her butt.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 08:38:56 PM
gunga galunga: Anybody else originally read that as "Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a diet"?


*Raises hand*
 
Riotboy
2011-11-03 08:39:23 PM
I wouldn't mind having a ménage à three with them.

/I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-11-03 08:43:23 PM
gunga galunga: Anybody else originally read that as "Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a diet"?

I read it as "Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a donut".
 
Funbags
2011-11-03 08:44:39 PM
If there is a cure for being a fat Amy Winehouse, medical science will find it.

/evidently, no cure for being a fat Kelly Clarkson
 
whatshisname
2011-11-03 08:44:53 PM
Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a duet at a buffet
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 08:46:15 PM
Riotboy: I wouldn't mind having a ménage à three with them.

/I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist

You bothered to add accents, but you didn't bother to spell "trois" correctly?
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-03 08:49:05 PM
Imagine the horror on the face of the buffet manager.
 
Riotboy
2011-11-03 08:55:03 PM
SnakeMan: Riotboy: I wouldn't mind having a ménage à three with them.

/I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist

You bothered to add accents, but you didn't bother to spell "trois" correctly?

extrahotgreat.com
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 08:57:16 PM
Riotboy: SnakeMan: Riotboy: I wouldn't mind having a ménage à three with them.

/I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist

You bothered to add accents, but you didn't bother to spell "trois" correctly?

[extrahotgreat.com image 452x339]

Right, "I meant to do that". And what a funny joke that was. So funny I forgot to laugh.
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-11-03 08:58:42 PM
Riotboy: I wouldn't mind having a ménage à three with them.

/I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist

Well, I prefer thick in the butt, but tout les gouts...
 
d-fens99
2011-11-03 09:20:59 PM
I read it as "Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a duel." And then I wondered what kind of duel it would be. Hopefully one in jello or a pillow fight.
 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 09:24:09 PM
d-fens99: I read it as "Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a duel." And then I wondered what kind of duel it would be. Hopefully one in jello or a pillow fight.

or in a tub of nuru gel.
 
movieman_1979
2011-11-03 09:29:09 PM
Wonderful, man hater meets queen of broken heart, should be a chart topper *head desk*
 
towatchoverme
2011-11-03 09:30:00 PM
Shouldn't be that hard.

Just attach a pork chop to a string and wait.

/Sorry
 
steamingpile
2011-11-03 09:37:12 PM
Riotboy: I wouldn't mind having a ménage à three with them.

/I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist

Yeah adele is not sloppy fat, yet and clarkson is getting close, she should watch it and keep her weight where it is.
 
jaytkay
2011-11-03 09:47:37 PM
satireworld.com
 
vudukungfu
2011-11-03 10:03:14 PM
jaytkay: [satireworld.com image 492x566]

cheesy cracks
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:05:48 PM
Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a duet suet
 
ElusiveWookiee
2011-11-03 10:10:04 PM
SnakeMan: So funny I forgot to laugh.

Holy crap, I don't think I've heard that since 1995.
 
rickycal78
2011-11-03 10:56:24 PM
ElusiveWookiee: SnakeMan: So funny I forgot to laugh.

Holy crap, I don't think I've heard that since 1995.

Young'n. Pretty sure I remember hearing that at least as far back as 1985, and I'm sure others here will remember it from further back.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:59:41 PM
rickycal78: ElusiveWookiee: SnakeMan: So funny I forgot to laugh.

Holy crap, I don't think I've heard that since 1995.

Young'n. Pretty sure I remember hearing that at least as far back as 1985, and I'm sure others here will remember it from further back.

But seriously, folks, what was the "joke" our little comedian was trying to make, because I certainly don't get it. "Menage a three! BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!1111!!!1ELEVENTY"
 
Elzar [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 12:33:43 AM
I'll say it again, Adele is the Winona of Great Britain...
 
MagSeven
2011-11-04 02:12:30 AM
Riotboy: I wouldn't mind having a ménage à three with them.

/I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist

Whatever you do, don't let them use your shower afterwards.
 
Gosling
2011-11-04 02:32:08 AM
Elzar: I'll say it again, Adele is the Winona of Great Britain...

Adele- her voice, at least- reminds me more of the Mama Cass era, actually. The first time I heard Rolling In The Deep, I thought for sure that whoever was singing it was from St. Louis or New Orleans or Chicago. When I saw 'England', I think I did a goddamn spit take.
 
Wonderduck
2011-11-04 03:56:36 AM
gunga galunga: Anybody else originally read that as "Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a diet"?

I read it as "JEREMY Clarkson stalking Adele for a duet," and immediately ran screaming for some ear bleach.
 
Hugh_Janus
2011-11-04 07:19:04 AM
I wouldn't care how fat Kelly got, I would still plug her just to hear her moan/sing my name in pleasure. Adele is ok, but her style of voice limits her in my oppinion.
 
FinFangFark
2011-11-04 08:58:40 AM
Well, looks like Kelly has dropped a few lbs since last we saw her. Keep going.

We want you back in the "Dat Ass" phase you were in years back.

img002.lazygirls.info
 
exparrot
2011-11-04 10:05:22 AM
"Heel it down the draaaa-aaaa--aainnnnn
Yeah, you heeled it. down the drai -ay -ay-yaaannn"
 
Raug the Dwarf
2011-11-04 10:53:23 AM
Both of them.

At the same time.

Then I would die a very happy man.

Don't know if I'd make them sing before or after.....or during!!
 
Kozmopoliskepticalopsis
2011-11-04 05:55:02 PM
i280.photobucket.com
 
zarberg
2011-11-04 11:03:49 PM
www.big-baseball.com

Please Kelly, embrace Jenny Craig. You were adorable once. You can do it again. We can re-slim you, we have the technology.
 
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