In Paterson that's just the way things go.

Why do only crazy people wield?


Sane folks might hold, grip, or use, but they never wield.

Was the perp's name Tommy or CJ?

She shoulda served Hoppin' Johns like he asked.

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MisterLoki: In Paterson that's just the way things go.

Seriously? They just attacked people at random? All three of these thugs should be killed.

Sounds like Tuesday.

Sign says.. Woo... "Stay away fools,
'cause machete rules at the Chi-iiii-icken Shack! "
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Blood on the mattress
Blood on the highway
Blood on the front porch
Blood on the hallway

The Chicken Shack is a little old place
where we can assault together

RIP Chicken Shack.

/seriously, it closed

Those cowards would grovel if anyone stood up to them.

dukwbutter: MisterLoki: In Paterson that's just the way things go.

Seriously? They just attacked people at random? All three of these thugs should be killed.

Not a Dylan fan?

The link isn't loading for me. But here's the video of the attack.
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Admittedly a machete is THE correct tool/weapon to use inside a chicken shack.

Tyree Seegers, Omar Villota, Johel Gomez

Clearly a couple of them are just here to do the jobs Americans won't do...like machete attacks.

I was born out back
Behind the chicken shack
I was raised in a cardboard box
And before when I was single
I used to hear the chicken jingle
That's how I learned the chicken rock
When I'm in the mood, dude
I get some nuggets and stuff
And head on down to the fights
I'm rolling in my wheelchair
Zipping down the hill
I'm screaming out "chicken"
In the middle of the night

[Chorus]
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Chicken makes me feel so good [x4]

When I first met my baby
I was sipping chicken gravy
And I thought I had to close up shop
(Weee pang!)
Now were wedding in a chapel
Eating chicken, drinking Snapple
Our chicken love you just can't stop
When I'm done a working
A sweating and a jerking,
And the bossman comes and tells me when
I'm going home to baby
Got my chicken, got my gravy
And we do the chicken dance again

[Chorus]

Do the popcorn chicken
(Do the popcorn chicken)
Do the K-F-C
(Do the K-F-C)
Do the buffalo wing
(Do the buffalo wing)
Do the pioneer
(Do the pioneer)
Can you dig it?
We got the chicken!
Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up
We got some chicken guts
In a chicken cup!

I'm a chicken ma-chine!!!
[x4]

Roscoe's
We got the chicken!
Goldenbasket
We got the chicken!
Popeye's
We got the chicken!
Pappy Parker's
We got the chicken!.

[Chorus]

Literal headline is literal. Headline, I am, like, totes disappoint.

I hope the guy who was swinging the machete is okay. It looks like he got his hand finger closed in the door on his way in.

Madman or stupidman? I have to think a truly insane person would wield a machete more efficiently (or perhaps I put too much stock in the abilities of crazies.)

Chicken shack hack attack?

crazy guy pl,us chicken shack story. I'm surprised no captain spaulding pics.

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this is why i hate minorities

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RIP Chicken Shack.

/seriously, it closed

Did they close Rib Shack close too???

Dude...