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(Daily Mail) Followup Meet Justin Bieber's baby mama. And yes you would in a freaky deaky way. ( A couple of the pics. are border line Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 210
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Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:02:19 PM
That b*tch is 3 kinds of crazy....and she stole ET's finger.
 
strangeguitar
2011-11-03 03:11:44 PM
This is one of those rare cases where I prolly wouldn't
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:17:23 PM
I think I know how Bieber knocked her up. She pulled him into a closet and did her thing. She looks like that kind of girl and it did only take 30 seconds.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:17:48 PM
Probably if she took that sh*t out of her face.
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:20:19 PM
If he put his dick in that he deserves every bit of misery coming his way.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:21:03 PM
I'd hit it, but never give her my real name or address.

She's got the crazy.
 
CitizenTed [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:26:15 PM
So wait a minute: this kid has the full sexual attention of every teenage girl on the continent, and he bangs THAT psycho slag? Now I hate him even more than I did before.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:28:43 PM
www.dailycomedy.com
 
IamCeilingCat
2011-11-03 03:30:21 PM
No, subby. I wouldn't.

Not with a ten foot pole
Not even with a bowl
For she is a troll
And I will not pay her toll
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:31:31 PM
CitizenTed: So wait a minute: this kid has the full sexual attention of every teenage girl on the continent, and he bangs THAT psycho slag? Now I hate him even more than I did before.

see also Hugh Grant and Mutt Lange.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:34:54 PM
Right - like the Bieb has a sperm count. Come on, folks! She's lying!
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:40:57 PM
IamCeilingCat: No, subby. I wouldn't.

Not with a ten foot pole
Not even with a bowl
For she is a troll
And I will not pay her toll

The Nightman Cometh
 
The-Brain
2011-11-03 03:42:16 PM
FirstNationalBastard: She's got the crazy.

If the pictures don't give it away, her claim that the "Hey baby let's fark in the bathroom without a condom" pickup line works sure does.
 
bunner
2011-11-03 03:43:47 PM
Crazy b*tch seems crazy.
 
miltoncharles [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:53:03 PM
CitizenTed: So wait a minute: this kid has the full sexual attention of every teenage girl on the continent, and he bangs THAT psycho slag? Now I hate him even more than I did before.

When you pare his fans down to just the legal ones, it considerably narrows the field.

/and Yeater was probably the thinnest of the remaining few.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:57:32 PM
CitizenTed: So wait a minute: this kid has the full sexual attention of every teenage girl on the continent, and he bangs THAT psycho slag? Now I hate him even more than I did before.

My question is why exactly does a girl like that go to nail Bieber?
 
Teknowaffle [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:57:53 PM
Wow, how far is it from her belly button to her snatch?
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 04:05:35 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: If he put his dick in that he deserves every bit of misery coming his way.

no kidding. All that money and all that fame and that's what he is bagging?!?

Don't put your dick is crazy son!
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 04:05:50 PM
GAT_00: CitizenTed: So wait a minute: this kid has the full sexual attention of every teenage girl on the continent, and he bangs THAT psycho slag? Now I hate him even more than I did before.

My question is why exactly does a girl like that go to nail Bieber?

Have you ever heard the term "star-f*cker?"
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 04:12:35 PM
Teknowaffle: Wow, how far is it from her belly button to her snatch?

About a million dollars.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 04:42:36 PM
Shostie: GAT_00: CitizenTed: So wait a minute: this kid has the full sexual attention of every teenage girl on the continent, and he bangs THAT psycho slag? Now I hate him even more than I did before.

My question is why exactly does a girl like that go to nail Bieber?

Have you ever heard the term "star-f*cker?"

And that's the person she targets?
 
paygun
2011-11-03 04:48:27 PM
Teknowaffle: Wow, how far is it from her belly button to her snatch?

all the way
 
ventmonkey
2011-11-03 04:49:47 PM
She's fat.

I hope this story is true..it would make me happy to know that I'm doing better with women than Justin Bieber (some times)
 
sirbissel
2011-11-03 04:58:58 PM
So, that'd mean she, a 19 year old, would have had sex with him, a 16 year old? I think California's age of consent is 18, so wouldn't she be admitting to statutory rape with all this?
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-11-03 05:00:14 PM
Teknowaffle: Wow, how far is it from her belly button to her snatch?

www.best-horror-movies.com

we shall see.
 
Iggie
2011-11-03 05:00:42 PM
Is this her? Link (new window)
 
Knight of the Woeful Countenance
2011-11-03 05:00:54 PM
Teknowaffle: Wow, how far is it from her belly button to her snatch?

I was thinking the same thing! Long torso is long on that chick...

and strangely, it's turning me on. That could be the crazy eyes though, I am attracted to crazy women.
 
Brick-House
2011-11-03 05:01:41 PM
with all the tats, she kind of looks like a $160 hooker.
 
KellyX
2011-11-03 05:01:50 PM
Where be the nude pics? You know she has them out there!
 
TrainingWheelsNeeded
2011-11-03 05:02:33 PM
Teknowaffle: Wow, how far is it from her belly button to her snatch?

I know, what the hell, it must be blurred out.
 
Riotboy
2011-11-03 05:03:51 PM
Attention whore needs attention.

/has anyone mentioned that she's crazy yet?
 
Walt_Jizzney
2011-11-03 05:05:18 PM
She strikes me as a Mallpunk chick-wannabe-Suicide Girl that just recently got all that shiat in her face. However, you try to put it in her pooper, she'll freak the fark out...
 
saulecker
2011-11-03 05:06:52 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't....
 
Ooba Tooba
2011-11-03 05:08:00 PM
That's a hard 19. Sure the 30 seconds was freaky good though!
 
50shadesOfGray
2011-11-03 05:08:51 PM
He shoulda just gone in through the back door. You know she woulda been down for it.
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:08:55 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I'd hit it, but never give her my real name or address.

She's got the crazy.

I'd hit it and say I was you.

/No. I haven't done that before.
//Not since last month anyway
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:09:05 PM
GAT_00: Shostie: GAT_00: CitizenTed: So wait a minute: this kid has the full sexual attention of every teenage girl on the continent, and he bangs THAT psycho slag? Now I hate him even more than I did before.

My question is why exactly does a girl like that go to nail Bieber?

Have you ever heard the term "star-f*cker?"

And that's the person she targets?

It takes different strokes, man.
 
Two Hearted
2011-11-03 05:10:14 PM
The only picture where she looks reasonably cute is the from when she was 15. But that was 5 long, hard years ago for that girl.
 
star_topology
2011-11-03 05:10:52 PM
I don't always get all my "news" from the rumor mill; but when I do, I get it from DailyMail.co.uk.
 
Loomy
2011-11-03 05:12:52 PM
NuttierThanEver: Mutt Lange

It seems to have worked out halfway well for him, in that the wife-swap appears to have been successful.
 
fawlty
2011-11-03 05:13:06 PM
Brick-House: with all the tats, she kind of looks like a $160 hooker.

nah, $20, same as downtown.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:15:38 PM
Loomy: NuttierThanEver: Mutt Lange

It seems to have worked out halfway well for him, in that the wife-swap appears to have been successful.

Have you seen what he swapped for? Sure she's got a great rack but she has a butterface for the ages.
 
ventmonkey
2011-11-03 05:17:42 PM
NuttierThanEver: Loomy: NuttierThanEver: Mutt Lange

It seems to have worked out halfway well for him, in that the wife-swap appears to have been successful.

Have you seen what he swapped for? Sure she's got a great rack but she has a butterface for the ages.

Butterface, and a crisco body
 
SonOfNel
2011-11-03 05:20:35 PM
Shostie: Probably if she took that sh*t out of her face.

www.wearysloth.com
 
GWSuperfan [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:22:51 PM
From a different article:

In California, the legal age of consent for sex is 18. Bieber was 16 at the time of the alleged tryst, raising the question of whether Yeater, then 19, could face charges if a paternity test confirms Bieber is the father.

Why do people insist on publicizing it when they do illegal things?
 
Honest Bender
2011-11-03 05:24:07 PM
Eh... not to go all studman, but no, I wouldn't. My GF is a lot better looking than that.
 
Cymbal
2011-11-03 05:25:41 PM
I don't know what a Bieber is, but I'd let that beaver have at my wood. But she'd have to do my laundry afterwards. Because chicks like that should have to pay for the privilege to please me.
 
acaciaavenue
2011-11-03 05:26:25 PM
Honest Bender: Eh... not to go all studman, but no, I wouldn't. My GF is a lot better looking than that.

Oh, admit it - you'd do it just to get a bit of strange.
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:27:00 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Dancin_In_Anson: If he put his dick in that he deserves every bit of misery coming his way.

no kidding. All that money and all that fame and that's what he is bagging?!?

Don't put your dick is crazy son!

I used to agree with that. But crazy is the best place to put one's dick. Sure there are some consequences... but its so worth it. I cleared my entire sexual bucket list with the two crazies I've been with.
 
Fark Me Runnin
2011-11-03 05:27:33 PM
Ooba Tooba: That's a hard 19

Came here to say this. Only I thought she was supposed to be 20. Either way.

That's a hard 35, for that matter.
 
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