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(Den Of Geek) Spiffy A new trailer for Underworld: Awakening is out, it's got Kate Beckinsale in tight black leather, so...yeah   (denofgeek.com) divider line 84
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eyehate [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:06:09 PM
Oh my god.

That is SUCH a rip-off of Twilight.
 
timujin [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:32:31 PM
I would love it if people making 3D movies would stop with the "oh, hey, what can we throw at the screen this time?" crap.
 
Gunny Highway
2011-11-03 03:32:43 PM
Keep these movies coming. Lots of fun.
 
timujin [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:33:25 PM
timujin: I would love it if people making 3D movies would stop with the "oh, hey, what can we throw at the screen this time?" crap.

FTFM
 
cgraves67
2011-11-03 03:37:45 PM
I once got my wife to see Underworld with me when I told her the plot came from Romeo and Juliet.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-03 03:38:05 PM
She is the only reason I've seen all three of those movies
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:39:06 PM
I want a Twilight cameo. I want what's his name to be walking down the street with that pale girl surrounded by little tweens screaming for their autograph. Next thing you know a blood splattering hits the wall as a lycan comes up from behind and shoves its claws straight through the both of them. The tweens go running away screaming bloody murder, and then the opening title sequence begins.

/I would pay to see that
 
Dog Welder
2011-11-03 03:39:23 PM
The first two are wonderful guilty pleasures. Hopefully this one continues in that tradition.
 
hasty ambush
2011-11-03 03:39:58 PM
cgraves67: I once got my wife to see Underworld with me when I told her the plot came from Romeo and Juliet.

You magnificent bast@rd .
 
dionysos
2011-11-03 03:41:38 PM
It's good to see Kate Beckinsale just had her 'Entrapment' moment.
 
Mega Steve
2011-11-03 03:45:10 PM
dionysos: It's good to see Kate Beckinsale just had her 'Entrapment' moment.

www.joblo.com

Dat ass!
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-03 03:46:14 PM
I'm going to see it just for the shot from the back of her crawling through the ducts.
 
Flab [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:47:18 PM
timujin: "oh, hey, what can we throw at the screen this time?"

Ms. Beckingsale?
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-03 03:47:36 PM
Also, somebody with the skills needs to get us a high def screenshot of that.
 
apeiron242
2011-11-03 03:47:50 PM
In before MOVIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BORING crowd.
--

Looks like a blast. Not sure who i should root for in that conflict. Or how it could end anything but badly for the humans (unless Underworld Vampires are more like White Wolf's).

What was the outcome of their case with White Wolf?
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:51:14 PM
cgraves67: I once got my wife to see Underworld with me when I told her the plot came from Romeo and Juliet.

Well played,sir.
 
dionysos
2011-11-03 03:53:58 PM
Mega Steve: dionysos: It's good to see Kate Beckinsale just had her 'Entrapment' moment.

[www.joblo.com image 450x348]

Dat ass!

Thank you.
 
Gunny Highway
2011-11-03 03:55:12 PM
apeiron242: Looks like a blast. Not sure who i should root for in that conflict.

Wolves.
 
Disposable Rob [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:56:01 PM
timujin: I would love it if people making 3D movies would stop with the "oh, hey, what can we throw at the screen this time?" crap.

I'm hoping Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas is nothing but that.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-03 03:57:19 PM
Disposable Rob: I'm hoping Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas is nothing but that.

You just know that at some point, vomit is going to be hurling at you.
 
Flab [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:58:37 PM
ThisNameSux: Also, somebody with the skills needs to get us a high def screenshot of that.

Like this?
 
Flab [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 03:59:25 PM
Disposable Rob: timujin: I would love it if people making 3D movies would stop with the "oh, hey, what can we throw at the screen this time?" crap.

I'm hoping Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas is nothing but that.

From the preview I saw the other day, it is.
 
skinbubble
2011-11-03 04:01:25 PM
Flab: ThisNameSux: Also, somebody with the skills needs to get us a high def screenshot of that.

Like this?

Magnificent.
 
lordlight
2011-11-03 04:11:03 PM
Some issues with the trailer:

1. Where is Michael?
2. They say the girl is the first hybrid, but wasn't Michael the first living hybrid?


images.wikia.com
 
mooseyfate
2011-11-03 04:24:21 PM
lordlight: Some issues with the trailer:

1. Where is Michael?
2. They say the girl is the first hybrid, but wasn't Michael the first living hybrid?

Maybe she's the first hybrid that he's created? Or are hybrids like mules in that you always have to make one from scratch? Who cares, this is going to rock.
 
mooseyfate
2011-11-03 04:33:02 PM
Also, I will murder someone if Bill Nighy doesn't appear somewhere in the movie. Victor was/is the shiat.
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-11-03 04:38:03 PM
apeiron242: In before MOVIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BORING crowd.
--

Looks like a blast. Not sure who i should root for in that conflict. Or how it could end anything but badly for the humans (unless Underworld Vampires are more like White Wolf's).

What was the outcome of their case with White Wolf?

I couldn't make it thru any of these movies because they are boring. So I guess you are part of said crowd.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 04:42:19 PM
lordlight: 2. They say the girl is the first hybrid, but wasn't Michael the first living hybrid?

I think they said first created hybrid. Whether that means through birth or test-tube, she's apparently always been a hybrid, not just the one that could accept both genes/traits/whatever sciency shiat they used to explain how it worked on Michael.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-03 04:44:04 PM
Markus was pretty badass.
 
The-Brain
2011-11-03 04:46:25 PM
i1011.photobucket.com

...there's something about this movie that might be worth seeing...
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-03 04:48:09 PM
Flab: ThisNameSux: Also, somebody with the skills needs to get us a high def screenshot of that.

Like this?

Enhance dammit, enhance.
 
AshCampbell
2011-11-03 04:48:11 PM
mooseyfate: lordlight: Some issues with the trailer:

1. Where is Michael?
2. They say the girl is the first hybrid, but wasn't Michael the first living hybrid?

Maybe she's the first hybrid that he's created? Or are hybrids like mules in that you always have to make one from scratch? Who cares, this is going to rock.

1. Scott Speedman IS listed on the IMDB credits as Michael so he is most likely in that trailer... My guess is he's the super big Lycan at the end. Especially because in an earlier trailer Selene is yelling and asking "Where is Michael?!"

2. Selene (Kate) specifically says "she is the only hybrid child that has ever existed."

Lucian and Sonja's unborn child was killed when they executed Sonja.

Michael, Marcus and Selene all became "hybrids" as adults. Technically Selene only drank Alexander's blood, so she might not quite qualify as a hybrid, but she is about as powerful and can go in the sun now, according to the 2nd movie at least...

I'd say this is a guilty pleasure but I'd be lying as I don't feel the least bit guilty about it.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-03 04:49:39 PM
lordlight: Some issues with the trailer:

1. Where is Michael?
2. They say the girl is the first hybrid, but wasn't Michael the first living hybrid?


[images.wikia.com image 640x429]

He's listed on IMDB as being in the cast. I'm thinking he's either going to show up at the beginning and be killed off or not show up until the end to save the day. No way is he a main character if he doesn't show up at all in the trailer.
 
Publisher
2011-11-03 04:49:56 PM
You're missing it.... $10 says the girl is Beck's daughter from her thing with Michael.
 
stephen74 [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:08:16 PM
I think when you're married to the star of the movie and have been in the previous two, it's pretty well assured that you're going to be in the third movie.
 
Farker Soze
2011-11-03 05:14:51 PM
Publisher: You're missing it.... $10 says the girl is Beck's daughter from her thing with Michael.

Took someone long enough to figure that out.
 
VaportrailFilms
2011-11-03 05:16:08 PM
Publisher: You're missing it.... $10 says the girl is Beck's daughter from her thing with Michael.

www.priceduh.com
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:17:57 PM
stephen74: I think when you're married to the star of the movie and have been in the previous two, it's pretty well assured that you're going to be in the third movie.

She's married to the director (Len Wiseman), not the actor that plays Michael (Scott Speedman).
 
mooseyfate
2011-11-03 05:19:59 PM
AshCampbell: mooseyfate: lordlight: Some issues with the trailer:

1. Where is Michael?
2. They say the girl is the first hybrid, but wasn't Michael the first living hybrid?

Maybe she's the first hybrid that he's created? Or are hybrids like mules in that you always have to make one from scratch? Who cares, this is going to rock.

1. Scott Speedman IS listed on the IMDB credits as Michael so he is most likely in that trailer... My guess is he's the super big Lycan at the end. Especially because in an earlier trailer Selene is yelling and asking "Where is Michael?!"

2. Selene (Kate) specifically says "she is the only hybrid child that has ever existed."

Lucian and Sonja's unborn child was killed when they executed Sonja.

Michael, Marcus and Selene all became "hybrids" as adults. Technically Selene only drank Alexander's blood, so she might not quite qualify as a hybrid, but she is about as powerful and can go in the sun now, according to the 2nd movie at least...

I'd say this is a guilty pleasure but I'd be lying as I don't feel the least bit guilty about it.

I concur with all of the above.

/I haven't actually watched the trailer, won't play on my phone
//also, your Fark handle is groovy
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:20:16 PM
Farker Soze: Publisher: You're missing it.... $10 says the girl is Beck's daughter from her thing with Michael.

Took someone long enough to figure that out.

Except she seems very surprised when she finds the girl. Unless she somehow gave birth without having any idea.
 
Huck Chaser [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:21:29 PM
I wish Kate Beckinsale was a better actress so that she would be in more movies.
 
AshCampbell
2011-11-03 05:26:57 PM
stephen74: I think when you're married to the star of the movie and have been in the previous two, it's pretty well assured that you're going to be in the third movie.

She's married to Len Wiseman, the producer...
 
timujin [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 05:29:53 PM
Flab: timujin: "oh, hey, what can we throw at the screen this time?"

Ms. Beckingsale?

That is the only good thing that can come of this, 3D Beckinsale boobs and butt.

Disposable Rob: timujin: I would love it if people making 3D movies would stop with the "oh, hey, what can we throw at the screen this time?" crap.

I'm hoping Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas is nothing but that.

Ah, yes, there's an exception to every rule.
 
AshCampbell
2011-11-03 05:29:59 PM
mooseyfate:
//also, your Fark handle is groovy

Oh thanks! (I appreciate your reference ;))
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-03 05:36:53 PM
Huck Chaser: I wish Kate Beckinsale was a better actress so that she would be in more movies.

She has 5 movies coming out in the next year. Check out the trailer for Contraband, she's so sexy as a lower middle class house wife.
 
Flint Ironstag
2011-11-03 05:54:03 PM
Huck Chaser: I wish Kate Beckinsale was a better actress so that she would be in more movies.

Nothing But The Truth had a lot of per-Oscar buzz, but the producer went bankrupt and so couldn't release/promote it.

Nevertheless....

img546.imageshack.us

I'd hit it.
 
Odd Bird
2011-11-03 06:07:25 PM
TravisBickle62: She is the only reason I've seen all three of those movies

#3 must have been a disappointment for you.
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 06:23:02 PM
hasty ambush: cgraves67: I once got my wife to see Underworld with me when I told her the plot came from Romeo and Juliet.

You magnificent bast@rd .

pretty brilliant there.

/ best I ever did was convince my wife to start watching college football by comparing it to lord of the rings. specifically it was the BCS championship UCS v UT of 2005(6). I convinced her that Pete Carroll was the eye of mordor and what's his name was the bad wizard guy, and reggie bush was the leader of the orcs. then I said vince young was like a frodo-king guy hybrid mix, or something. the analogy became exceptionally strained. and mac brown just didn't work as gandolf... but, fortunately, the liberal application of alcohol and the insistence that the analogy was valid won the day.
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 06:25:02 PM
pute kisses like a man: UCS USC

whoops
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-03 06:54:03 PM
Odd Bird: TravisBickle62: She is the only reason I've seen all three of those movies

#3 must have been a disappointment for you.

Yeah it was pretty confusing
 
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