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(Onion AV Club) Obvious The AV Club's Reasonable Discussions #19: "Bono Still Needs a Cockpunching"   (avclub.com) divider line 27
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 02:37:10 PM
...Bastard needs to quit clapping his hands and killing children in third world countries.
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-03 03:13:13 PM
U2's fans are the ones who really need a cock punch. Stop sleeping through life and get some farking taste already.
 
darren_boe
2011-11-03 03:13:45 PM
Can I offer my cockpunching services? I'll waive all fees for this one.
 
bigmattress
2011-11-03 03:22:09 PM
MrEricSir: U2's fans are the ones who really need a cock punch. Stop sleeping through life and get some farking taste already.

Aw, someone likes something you don't?

There, there...
 
Mr. Potatoass
2011-11-03 03:31:13 PM
Chaz?

/DRTFA
 
drkats
2011-11-03 03:43:38 PM
MrEricSir: U2's fans are the ones who really need a cock punch. Stop sleeping through life and get some farking taste already.

Here is another person who judges other people on what entertains them. You'll realize one day that no one gives a fark. That's when you'll finally mature and go on with your life.
 
bigmattress
2011-11-03 03:45:27 PM
drkats: MrEricSir: U2's fans are the ones who really need a cock punch. Stop sleeping through life and get some farking taste already.

Here is another person who judges other people on what entertains them. You'll realize one day that no one gives a fark. That's when you'll finally mature and go on with your life.

No, no, he's awake and the rest of the world is sleeping. And he has taste in a world where no one else does.

So he's got that going for him.

Which is nice.
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-03 03:46:21 PM
drkats: Here is another person who judges other people on what entertains them. You'll realize one day that no one gives a fark. That's when you'll finally mature and go on with your life.

And one day you'll look in the mirror and realize what "irony" means.
 
drkats
2011-11-03 03:52:08 PM
MrEricSir: drkats: Here is another person who judges other people on what entertains them. You'll realize one day that no one gives a fark. That's when you'll finally mature and go on with your life.

And one day you'll look in the mirror and realize what "irony" means.

And I was expecting the response about irony. However, I never stated what I like or dislike.
 
bigmattress
2011-11-03 03:55:08 PM
drkats: MrEricSir: drkats: Here is another person who judges other people on what entertains them. You'll realize one day that no one gives a fark. That's when you'll finally mature and go on with your life.

And one day you'll look in the mirror and realize what "irony" means.

And I was expecting the response about irony. However, I never stated what I like or dislike.

I dislike sanctimonious pricks.
 
Gunny Highway
2011-11-03 04:00:02 PM
I got a text from my brother a few months back asking me if he should punch Bono in the face if he had the chance. I told him no because it wouldnt be worth the jail time. I thought this was a hypothetical question but it turns out he was a few tables away from him at a restaurant.

Good judgment was used by all that day.
 
DrowningLessons
2011-11-03 04:37:21 PM
MrEricSir: drkats: Here is another person who judges other people on what entertains them. You'll realize one day that no one gives a fark. That's when you'll finally mature and go on with your life.

And one day you'll look in the mirror and realize what "irony" means.

God it must be hard knowing more than everyone else. Can you please explain to us what irony is? Because why wait for "one day" when you could enlighten us now.

Also, how do your pants fit with such a massive penis? Do you need like a bra for men?
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-03 05:04:42 PM
drkats: However, I never stated what I like or dislike.

Oh, so the word "immature" doesn't have a negative connotation in your mind?

DrowningLessons: Can you please explain to us what irony is? Because why wait for "one day" when you could enlighten us now.

There's this thing called "the internet" that might be able to find definitions of words you don't understand.
 
DrowningLessons
2011-11-03 05:30:56 PM
MrEricSir: drkats: However, I never stated what I like or dislike.

Oh, so the word "immature" doesn't have a negative connotation in your mind?

DrowningLessons: Can you please explain to us what irony is? Because why wait for "one day" when you could enlighten us now.

There's this thing called "the internet" that might be able to find definitions of words you don't understand.

Oohhhh. What is this Internet you speak of? God we all must seem so stupid to you. It must be hell having to put up with us. If only we could have your taste and genius. :(

Ah well. We'll have to make do. I'm surprised you can access this Internet thing, doesnt your giant penis get in the way? Man you have it so hard.
 
perilsensitive
2011-11-03 05:33:11 PM
 
Twin 40s
2011-11-03 05:38:02 PM
Oh, look, everything wrong with musical discussions on the Internet in 15 handy-dandy comments.

/I think U2 is okay
 
rorypk
2011-11-03 06:13:05 PM
I don't know any U2 fans. Are they all from Europe or something?
 
Top Geezer
2011-11-03 06:32:24 PM
Only if he had one to punch. I suspect - I can't prove it, but I suspect - that there's only a gaping-wide mangina. Were you to try and punch it, you could likely fall into a river of posturing, self-righteous slime and never be found.
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-03 06:45:32 PM
DrowningLessons: Oohhhh. What is this Internet you speak of? God we all must seem so stupid to you. It must be hell having to put up with us. If only we could have your taste and genius. :(

Good thing you have no taste, otherwise the butthurt lotion you just rammed up your ass might bother your tongue when it comes out the other end.
 
DrowningLessons
2011-11-03 07:07:27 PM
MrEricSir: DrowningLessons: Oohhhh. What is this Internet you speak of? God we all must seem so stupid to you. It must be hell having to put up with us. If only we could have your taste and genius. :(

Good thing you have no taste, otherwise the butthurt lotion you just rammed up your ass might bother your tongue when it comes out the other end.

You don't like the taste of butthurt lotion? You have some weird opinions man.
 
jayhawk88
2011-11-03 08:01:01 PM
Anyone care to comment on the overall quality/entertainment value of this podcast, before I take the huge, incredibly risky step of downloading it and listening to it for myself?
 
moothemagiccow
2011-11-03 09:57:49 PM
every self-righteous avclub writer needs one more than bono.

makes me want to use the farking H word
 
Nightmaretony
2011-11-03 10:57:03 PM
Unless Snuggles was involved, not a flying fark will be given.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 10:57:47 PM
Funny how many liberal "redistribute the wealth" types are themselves quite wealthy and only give away a tiny portion of their income. Why is that?
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 12:30:09 AM
rorypk: I don't know any U2 fans. Are they all from Europe or something?

I have known some devoted U2 fans. Most of them either play in a local Christian rock band (AKA some guys with guitars who play music for the church youth group to sing modern hymns to) or they are a fan of a local Christian rock band.
 
baggins2000 [TotalFark]
2011-11-04 09:47:39 AM
I don't know why all the haters.
U2 was one of the last bands to make complete albums you could listen to.
May not like his politics , but the music was good.

I don't know why some people take entertainers politics so seriously.
 
Dogfacedgod
2011-11-04 11:44:54 AM
rorypk: I don't know any U2 fans. Are they all from Europe or something?

U2 fan in Colorado
 
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