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(Breitbart.com) Obvious Breitbart kindly offering new forum for women and heterosexual alpha male patriots who hate Glee but watch it religiously so they can warn other women and totally non-gay guys about the evils of musical theater and lustful teenage boys   (bighollywood.breitbart.com) divider line 67
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2011-11-03 01:25:44 PM
And not a single fark was given that day.

/Breitbart or Glee - either way you lose
 
2011-11-03 01:30:15 PM
If you watch Glee religiously, you are not a heterosexual male. Make all the excuses of "taking one for the team" or "falling on the grenade" you want, but everyone knows where you're taking that one and where that grenade is ending up.
 
2011-11-03 01:32:01 PM
It's. A. TV. Show.

Seriously, doesn't anyone remember what happened after Vice President Dan Quayle went after Murphy Brown?
 
2011-11-03 01:33:20 PM
i'm shocked they didn't biatch and moan about Brittany and Satana going on a date or how they had a bath together the week before (off screen, grumble grumble)
next week should be more interesting as all the teens are apparently going to "do it".
 
2011-11-03 01:36:31 PM
docbenspock: i'm shocked they didn't biatch and moan about Brittany and Satana going on a date or how they had a bath together the week before (off screen, grumble grumble)
next week should be more interesting as all the teens are apparently going to "do it".


Yeah but they did that in season 1 didn't they? And everything ended with no one getting any, as I recall.
 
2011-11-03 01:37:41 PM
docbenspock: Brittany and Satana going on a date or how they had a bath together the week before (off screen, grumble grumble)

Wait, sounds like I need to catch up with this show.
 
2011-11-03 01:37:58 PM
There's nothing in Glee about musical theatre, so no worries.
 
2011-11-03 01:39:37 PM
Andrew Brietbart is a preening, effeminate girl. He pretends to be a political thinker but what he runs is a scandal sheet; a gossip rag. He is much closer to Cindy Adams and Perez Hilton than he is to George Will or Rachel Maddow.

So he maybe he should either stop calling attention to his interests in oblique ways like this or maybe he should pretend he has a pair and simply come out of the closet as a guy who likes to feel pretty now and then.
 
2011-11-03 01:39:55 PM
I'm pretty sure that headline makes more sense if you read it backwards.
 
2011-11-03 01:42:09 PM
scottydoesntknow: Make all the excuses of "taking one for the team" or "falling on the grenade" you want

There's gotta be more euphemisms here.

Take one for the team.
Fall on the grenade.
Jump onto the pike.
Jump in front of the train.
Have giant piles of gay sex.
Suck it up.
 
2011-11-03 01:43:09 PM
The_EliteOne: docbenspock: i'm shocked they didn't biatch and moan about Brittany and Satana going on a date or how they had a bath together the week before (off screen, grumble grumble)
next week should be more interesting as all the teens are apparently going to "do it".

Yeah but they did that in season 1 didn't they? And everything ended with no one getting any, as I recall.


yah, but this time its gay sex with kurt and his boyfriend. so you know that will happen because Glee is trying everything to improve ratings and nothing says watch me like teen gay sex, well implied teen gay sex.

/i said gay sex three times, in one paragraph. interesting Thursday.
 
2011-11-03 01:45:24 PM
Such bravery over at Breitbart. It takes a true patriot-warrior to take on the big gay juggernaut that is Glee.

Who else can defend us from the scary theater kids?
 
2011-11-03 01:47:03 PM
Please. I can hate Glee for being a bubbly non-funny "dramedy" with MUSICAL NUMBERS consisting primarily of POP SONGS I ALREADY DON'T LIKE without ascribing some ridiculous social conservative hobknobbery to it.
 
2011-11-03 01:47:41 PM
docbenspock: /i said gay sex three times, in one paragraph. interesting Thursday.

You're supposed to do that in front of a mirror at midnight.
 
2011-11-03 01:50:50 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: docbenspock: /i said gay sex three times, in one paragraph. interesting Thursday.

You're supposed to do that in front of a mirror at midnight.


instead of "Bloody Mary" appearing, would it be a "Horny Harry"?
 
2011-11-03 01:51:33 PM
Wait a minute...musical theater is gay?
 
2011-11-03 01:53:44 PM
kingoomieiii: Please. I can hate Glee for being a bubbly non-funny "dramedy" with MUSICAL NUMBERS consisting primarily of POP SONGS I ALREADY DON'T LIKE without ascribing some ridiculous social conservative hobknobbery to it.

and we're done here.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 01:54:45 PM
I think that this is a positive. If they have a place to meet up (meat up?) it will make public mens rooms safer for us all.
 
2011-11-03 01:58:45 PM
scottydoesntknow: If you watch Glee religiously, you are not a heterosexual male. Make all the excuses of "taking one for the team" or "falling on the grenade" you want, but everyone knows where you're taking that one and where that grenade is ending up.

It was a one-in-a-million shot, Doc! Honest! I swear it!

/rectum, hell... damn near killed 'em both!
 
2011-11-03 02:00:01 PM
vernonFL: Wait a minute...musical theater is gay?

Nope. You're just missing the "subtext."

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jbc [TotalFark]
2011-11-03 02:02:35 PM
For someone who claims to be straight, Breitbart spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about Glee.
 
2011-11-03 02:03:06 PM
Breitbart isn't gay, the cock in his mouth is. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2011-11-03 02:03:59 PM
Friend of mine was all "OMG you have to watch it, hot chicks singing". I watched the 2010 Halloween episode and banned it from the house on the grounds that "Holy crap that show sucks frog wang."

Don't care if it's got a liberal, homosexual or robosexual agenda, it's bad TV.
 
2011-11-03 02:07:54 PM
clovis69: Don't care if it's got a liberal, homosexual or robosexual agenda, it's bad TV.

Because?
 
2011-11-03 02:13:44 PM
Hey, if it wasn't for Swing Choir in High School, I never would have gotten lucky...


*jazz hands*
 
2011-11-03 02:14:04 PM
Splinshints: clovis69: Don't care if it's got a liberal, homosexual or robosexual agenda, it's bad TV.

Because?


Personally, I can't stand watching dancing musical numbers. Especially when they're pop songs that, again, I already don't like before they're "reimagined" by fake high-school students.
 
2011-11-03 02:16:41 PM
kingoomieiii: Please. I can hate Glee for being a bubbly non-funny "dramedy" with MUSICAL NUMBERS consisting primarily of POP SONGS I ALREADY DON'T LIKE without ascribing some ridiculous social conservative hobknobbery to it.

Hey now, Breitbart doesn't even exist without picking easy targets and manufacturing radioactive levels of conserva-rage.
 
2011-11-03 02:18:26 PM
scottydoesntknow: If you watch Glee religiously, you are not a heterosexual male. Make all the excuses of "taking one for the team" or "falling on the grenade" you want, but everyone knows where you're taking that one and where that grenade is ending up.

You sound gay.
 
2011-11-03 02:23:32 PM
kingoomieiii: Personally, I can't stand watching dancing musical numbers. Especially when they're pop songs that, again, I already don't like before they're "reimagined" by fake high-school students.

Well, fortunately my wife fast forwards through the crappy musical numbers. Also, most of your complaint is at least partly irrelevant. 90% of the show isn't musical numbers, the musical numbers aren't necessary to understand that 90% and complaining that late 20s actors are playing high schoolers pretty much throws out every tv show or movie ever made about high schoolers...

I mean, I'm not going to demand you enjoy it or anything, of course, but when you compare it to what else comprises the majority of network and cable tv, it's hard to say Glee is really that bad. That may say more about the poor quality of television right now than it does about how good Glee is, but the point remains: compared to the shiat that makes up most of cable and network tv, Glee is definitely toward the top.

I just think about 90% of the whining about Glee is just a bunch of insecure guys trying to look manly. As tends to happen when girly guys try way too hard to cover up their girliness.

/ I could do without the baby drama story arc, though
 
2011-11-03 02:28:06 PM
gunga galunga: scottydoesntknow: If you watch Glee religiously, you are not a heterosexual male. Make all the excuses of "taking one for the team" or "falling on the grenade" you want, but everyone knows where you're taking that one and where that grenade is ending up.

You sound gay.


You sound like you're defending men who watch Glee
 
2011-11-03 02:31:03 PM
scottydoesntknow: If you watch Glee religiously, you are not a heterosexual male. Make all the excuses of "taking one for the team" or "falling on the grenade" you want, but everyone knows where you're taking that one and where that grenade is ending up.

My wife and children will be saddened by the news.

I, of course, do not like boobs or cooters now thanks to your informative post.

/Why yes, I enjoy musicals in general too.
//cooter
///learned that nickname from my sister-in-law
 
2011-11-03 02:37:56 PM
Splinshints: when you compare it to what else comprises the majority of network and cable tv,

You could make the argument that Glee rises to the top of the cauldron of shiat that is Network TV, but I'm not going to watch anything out of a cauldron of shiat.

Entertainment:

Community
Breaking Bad
Dexter
Vidya
Internet
(Have to watch The Wire sometime, and maybe West Wing)
 
2011-11-03 02:42:27 PM
scottydoesntknow: You sound like you're defending men who watch Glee

Knocking TV shows about musicals isn't manly. If you're feeling particularly emasculated today and trying to change that, I'd recommend trying a man's V8 smoothie, perhaps. I'm sure in your case it will only last as long as it takes for your woman to snap your leash again, but at least you'll have a taste of what having a normal testosterone level actually feels like.
 
2011-11-03 02:45:53 PM
People who worry that a TV show is going to make them gay has probably already had a cock on, in, or very very near them.
 
2011-11-03 02:46:10 PM
kingoomieiii: Splinshints: when you compare it to what else comprises the majority of network and cable tv,

You could make the argument that Glee rises to the top of the cauldron of shiat that is Network TV, but I'm not going to watch anything out of a cauldron of shiat.

Entertainment:

Community
Breaking Bad
Dexter
Vidya
Internet
(Have to watch The Wire sometime, and maybe West Wing)


Maybe I'll sign up for Netflix again and try Breaking Bad. I always wanted to watch that even when it first came out and just never got around to doing so.

I've been watching The Walking Dead and American Horror Story as well, though. The former is good, the latter is so far kind of.... confused. Hopefully it picks up.

That said, Glee still isn't that bad. I usually read or play a game on my laptop while my wife is watching it, but I still get a kick out of some of the bizarre non-sequiturs that fly freely through the dialog. It's almost like watching an Adult Swim cartoon in live action and without the hyperviolence at times.
 
2011-11-03 02:46:56 PM
The storyline seems to have just faded into an afterthought but I still enjoy JANE LYNCH, the humor, hot chicks in cheerleader outfits and about half the music.
Nothing else on.

American Horror Story is getting good.
Hope they know where they're going.
/straight, love musicals

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-03 02:47:56 PM
GWLush: People who worry that a TV show is going to make them gay has probably already had a cock on, in, or very very near them.

Wait. I have a penis literally ATTACHED to me. What are you saying?
 
2011-11-03 02:48:57 PM
clovis69: Friend of mine was all "OMG you have to watch it, hot chicks singing". I watched the 2010 Halloween episode and banned it from the house on the grounds that "Holy crap that show sucks frog wang."

Don't care if it's got a liberal, homosexual or robosexual agenda, it's bad TV.


You banned it from your house? Does that mean nobody in your family can watch it now? Just because you had weird feelings in your pantal area when the young gay boy was singing?
 
2011-11-03 02:50:10 PM
kingoomieiii: GWLush: People who worry that a TV show is going to make them gay has probably already had a cock on, in, or very very near them.

Wait. I have a penis literally ATTACHED to me. What are you saying?


GAY!

I should have clarified and said a cock that is not part of your own man tackle. Consider it clarified.
 
2011-11-03 02:51:26 PM
Splinshints: I just think about 90% of the whining about Glee is just a bunch of insecure guys trying to look manly. As tends to happen when girly guys try way too hard to cover up their girliness.

I am actually happy that a show promoting a healthy attitude toward homosexuality directed at teens seems to be doing well and is popular. Anything that decreases intolerance of homosexuality is, in my book, a good thing, especially if it helps teens struggling with an otherwise difficult issue. Also, I think Jane Lynch is a freaking awesome woman, and a very talented actress and deserves all the kudos she receives and more.

That said, I have never, and probably never will, watch an episode of Glee. I don't actively avoid it, but in terms of the subject matter, it just doesn't enter onto my radar, you know?
 
2011-11-03 02:51:57 PM
Splinshints: scottydoesntknow: You sound like you're defending men who watch Glee

Knocking TV shows about musicals isn't manly. If you're feeling particularly emasculated today and trying to change that, I'd recommend trying a man's V8 smoothie, perhaps. I'm sure in your case it will only last as long as it takes for your woman to snap your leash again, but at least you'll have a taste of what having a normal testosterone level actually feels like.


I'm not knocking a TV show about musicals, I'm knocking a shiatty TV show about musicals. It's pandering to the high school musical crowd. "Now you can watch High School Musical every week!"

Musical theatre is fine, I have absolutely no problem with it. Hell I've seen both Beauty & the Beast and Lion King on Broadway and thought they were fantastic. This show is just unoriginal and made for the lowest common denominator.

But by all means keep enjoying it and singing til your lungs collapse. It's nice to see Jane Lynch making money, but that's about the only good thing regarding the show.
 
2011-11-03 02:54:05 PM
GWLush: People who worry that a TV show is going to make them gay has probably already had a cock on, in, or very very near them.

Scout camp and GOP conventions don't count!
 
2011-11-03 02:54:36 PM
scottydoesntknow: Splinshints: scottydoesntknow: You sound like you're defending men who watch Glee

Knocking TV shows about musicals isn't manly. If you're feeling particularly emasculated today and trying to change that, I'd recommend trying a man's V8 smoothie, perhaps. I'm sure in your case it will only last as long as it takes for your woman to snap your leash again, but at least you'll have a taste of what having a normal testosterone level actually feels like.

I'm not knocking a TV show about musicals, I'm knocking a shiatty TV show about musicals. It's pandering to the high school musical crowd. "Now you can watch High School Musical every week!"

Musical theatre is fine, I have absolutely no problem with it. Hell I've seen both Beauty & the Beast and Lion King on Broadway and thought they were fantastic. This show is just unoriginal and made for the lowest common denominator.

But by all means keep enjoying it and singing til your lungs collapse. It's nice to see Jane Lynch making money, but that's about the only good thing regarding the show.


I don't watch Glee but I doubt you can judge a show by just one episode unless that show is Cop Rock.
 
2011-11-03 02:54:36 PM
wantedbadass: vernonFL: Wait a minute...musical theater is gay?

Nope. You're just missing the "subtext."

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I was disappointed in that episode. They could have done a lot more with Andrew Lloyd Webber and Elton John.
 
2011-11-03 02:55:39 PM
FrancoFile: wantedbadass: vernonFL: Wait a minute...musical theater is gay?

Nope. You're just missing the "subtext."

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I was disappointed in that episode. They could have done a lot more with Andrew Lloyd Webber and Elton John.


It's funny. I watched that episode with my wife and in fact got a blowjob later that night.
 
2011-11-03 03:00:36 PM
GWLush: It's funny. I watched that episode with my wife and in fact got a blowjob later that night.

Shenanigans.
 
2011-11-03 03:01:25 PM
I love how there was no mention of the thing that I found legitimately complaint-worthy for a show geared for a tween audience, namely, that Katy Perry song about blackout drinking and menage a trois,

Not to mention that since Shelby isn't supposed to be a villain, I doubt that her going all Mary Kay Letourneau and kissing an underage Puck is going to be handled in a particularly appropriate manner, but that only warranted a throwaway line in the article.

They're so busy worrying about the politics of the show and that it GASP! shows gay people as normal that they ignore what could actually be legitimate criticisms. Apparently two teenage boys kissing is far worse than a teenage boy kissing an adult woman.
 
2011-11-03 03:02:57 PM
gilgigamesh: GWLush: It's funny. I watched that episode with my wife and in fact got a blowjob later that night.

Shenanigans.


Shetruagains.
 
2011-11-03 03:16:28 PM
kingoomieiii: Please. I can hate Glee for being a bubbly non-funny "dramedy" with MUSICAL NUMBERS consisting primarily of POP SONGS I ALREADY DON'T LIKE without ascribing some ridiculous social conservative hobknobbery knobslobbery to it.

FTFY
 
2011-11-03 03:19:05 PM
atomic-age: kingoomieiii: Please. I can hate Glee for being a bubbly non-funny "dramedy" with MUSICAL NUMBERS consisting primarily of POP SONGS I ALREADY DON'T LIKE without ascribing some ridiculous social conservative hobknobbery knobslobbery to it.

FTFY


Hah.
 
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