Are you sure that's not a Tampax commercial?

Show me a fountain with Ranch and I'll be impressed.

Gross.

Golden Corral buffets are advertising a chocolate fountain. You couldn't pay me to try that, I can only imagine how many fingers are in that throughout the day. Not that I'd eat at Golden Corral anyway.

I seen this before....

I'm more interested in the advertised Taylor Swift photos at the bottom of the page.

Siberwulf: Show me a fountain with Ranch and I'll be impressed.

Siberwulf: Show me a fountain with Ranch and I'll be impressed.

Ranch comes by hose, silly.

beerviewmirror: Siberwulf: Show me a fountain with Ranch and I'll be impressed.



I came

I wonder what mustard man has to say about this?

beerviewmirror: Siberwulf: Show me a fountain with Ranch and I'll be impressed.

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Martha McCarrotstick in the ankle-length skirt should keep her goddamned cold virus out of the ranch fountain.

I'm torn between ewww, & intrigue.

Golden Corral buffets are advertising a chocolate fountain. You couldn't pay me to try that, I can only imagine how many fingers are in that throughout the day.

Also my first thought on hearing the commercial for this. Dirty little kid fingers all over the thing.

I would totally dip hot dogs in it.

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cgraves67: I would totally dip hot dogs in it.

/threadjacking in progress

I hope you wrap your wiener before sticking it in the fountain. You can catch diseases that way.

Ketchup. For when you're eating something that actually manages to taste worse than ketchup.

perfect for my well done steaks!

I hear ketchup is really popular with sophisticated palettes of 6-10 year olds

I'm headed for a land that's far away, beyond the ketchup fountain
come with me, we'll go and see
the Big Rock Candy Mountain

So the girl from OWS built this?

*palate

/pixelized

Wake me when there's a beer volcano.

ChrisDe: Golden Corral buffets are advertising a chocolate fountain. You couldn't pay me to try that, I can only imagine how many fingers are in that throughout the day. Not that I'd eat at Golden Corral anyway.

THIS!

/and all the little butt-germs that go along with it

Ketchup: the poor man's marinara

UtileDysfunktion: Wake me when there's a beer volcano.

Can I interest you in a pamphlet?

AverageAmericanGuy: UtileDysfunktion: Wake me when there's a beer volcano.

Can I interest you in a pamphlet?

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Yeah, I did a GIS for "beer volcano" too and came up with lots of FSM references. What's the deal?

I think they need to add a little water or vinegar to that thing, by the time it hits the bottom tier it looks like sludge.

EViLTeW: Bruxellensis: beerviewmirror: Siberwulf: Show me a fountain with Ranch and I'll be impressed.

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I came
So did the fountain, it appears.

What (who) do you think is under the table?

Disgusting condiment is disgusting. On that note I should be able to brutally beat my youngest daughters former babysitter for teaching her to put catsup on everything. Eggs, sausage, and for all that is holy she got her to put it on hot dogs. Yep a real old fashioned flogging was warranted. But she was a cougar with lovely natural boobs so I just let it go.

/Had to ask her husband if they were fake
//They were real
///Goadamnit I hate catsup

It's been done before: Stone didn't want to include ketchup, but by popular demand...

Sapper_Topo: Disgusting condiment is disgusting. On that note I should be able to brutally beat my youngest daughters former babysitter for teaching her to put catsup on everything. Eggs, sausage, and for all that is holy she got her to put it on hot dogs. Yep a real old fashioned flogging was warranted. But she was a cougar with lovely natural boobs so I just let it go.

/Had to ask her husband if they were fake
//They were real
///Goadamnit I hate catsup

Is Franks Red Hot any better? I hear people put that s*$% on everything.

Perfect for dipping your filet mignon!

kbotc: Sapper_Topo: Disgusting condiment is disgusting. On that note I should be able to brutally beat my youngest daughters former babysitter for teaching her to put catsup on everything. Eggs, sausage, and for all that is holy she got her to put it on hot dogs. Yep a real old fashioned flogging was warranted. But she was a cougar with lovely natural boobs so I just let it go.

/Had to ask her husband if they were fake
//They were real
///Goadamnit I hate catsup

Is Franks Red Hot any better? I hear people put that s*$% on everything.

To be honest the only thing I've ever used Franks on is hot wings. Its stepped on with a ton of butter so I dont even know what it really tastes like. But if your assertion is true I shall rage along with you! fark FRANKS RED HOT!!!

knifeyspoony: So the girl from OWS built this?

Some terrible part of me thought she might be cashing in on the Colbert Bump with a piece of performance art inspired by Tubgirl.

/try to get that out of your head

ChrisDe: Golden Corral buffets are advertising a chocolate fountain. You couldn't pay me to try that, I can only imagine how many fingers are in that throughout the day. Not that I'd eat at Golden Corral anyway.

This.

I once saw a young kid at a buffet walk up to the self serve ice cream machine. After getting his ice cream cone, he proceeded to lick the ice cream off the spigot. Is that what it's called on a soft serve machine? Anyway, the staff was notified and they proceeded to not clean or shut down the machine. I promptly left.

/gross story bro

Ketchup fountain? I wouldn't have guessed that little hipster girl was a squirter

Gross. Gross, gross, gross... (blech)

Is that what a heavy flow looks like? I mean with people jabbing hamburgers and french fries in it?