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(New York Daily News) Amusing Salman Rushdie comes out of hiding to mock the shiat out of Kim Kardashian   (nydailynews.com) divider line 32
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2011-11-03 12:02:11 PM
www.theamericanmind.com

Rushdie is "negging" Kim.
 
2011-11-03 12:05:37 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: [www.theamericanmind.com image 328x251]

Rushdie is "negging" Kim.


I would nail Padma so hard, they'd proclaim her King of the Jews.
 
2011-11-03 12:06:28 PM
I'd be less surprised if he announced that he and Kim were getting married, given his track record.
 
2011-11-03 12:11:16 PM
Life's good when one needn't worry about an extra fatwa.
 
2011-11-03 12:11:19 PM
what hand was he tweeting with?
 
2011-11-03 12:11:28 PM
FTA:
"...She says she plans to donate the gifts from the couple's $172,000 wedding registry to the Dream Foundation, which helps adults facing life-threatening illnesses...."

how does any of that crap help desperately sick people?
 
2011-11-03 12:13:24 PM
Leader O'Cola: FTA:
"...She says she plans to donate the gifts from the couple's $172,000 wedding registry to the Dream Foundation, which helps adults facing life-threatening illnesses...."

how does any of that crap help desperately sick people?


Well you can die, or you can die with a fashionable Cartier teaspoon set.
 
2011-11-03 12:13:40 PM
Leader O'Cola: FTA:
"...She says she plans to donate the gifts from the couple's $172,000 wedding registry to the Dream Foundation, which helps adults facing life-threatening illnesses...."

how does any of that crap help desperately sick people?


Desperately sick people need salad bowls too. They can throw up in them after chemo.
 
2011-11-03 12:17:24 PM
"Kardashian has apologized to fans for her failed marriage. She says she plans to donate the gifts from the couple's $172,000 wedding registry to the Dream Foundation, which helps adults facing life-threatening illnesses."

That is really super nice that she is giving that much away considering she made a net profit of about $5mil from her wedding by selling the media rights.
 
2011-11-03 12:19:23 PM
Can we please ignore "reports" that are nothing more than pointing out what someone posted on Twitter or Facebook? How lazy is this reporter?
 
2011-11-03 12:19:27 PM
Ugh, why do people even care about this biatch and her dysfunctional family? Make it go away.
 
2011-11-03 12:19:50 PM
Is this how Salman Rushdie makes a booty call?
 
2011-11-03 12:23:24 PM
One attention whore mocks another attention whore?

Color me surprised.

/DNRTFA
 
2011-11-03 12:25:18 PM
God, I hope he was drunk.
 
2011-11-03 12:25:35 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: [www.theamericanmind.com image 328x251]

Rushdie is "negging" Kim.


Poor girl.. poor poor girl.

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2011-11-03 12:30:31 PM
kiteless:
she made a net profit of about $5mil from her wedding by selling the media rights.

That's a trick you only get to pull once, I imagine.
 
2011-11-03 12:31:50 PM
I thought this guy was some kind of literary big wheel... wtf is he doing rolling in the pig pen?
 
2011-11-03 12:32:21 PM
Nice little tax write-off at the end of the year to boot -- all on other people's gift's!

/ she comes out ahead in more ways than one.
 
2011-11-03 12:36:10 PM
Sort of reminds me of this:

New Terminator Movie Brings J.D. Salinger Out Of Hiding (new window)
 
2011-11-03 12:56:25 PM
files.sharenator.com

I wanna be famous for being famous. Then I could be famous while I was being famous. Yo..
 
2011-11-03 12:59:36 PM
www.selmak.org

Sal bass?
 
2011-11-03 01:02:51 PM
GacysBasement: Because People in power are Stupid: [www.theamericanmind.com image 328x251]

Rushdie is "negging" Kim.

I would nail Padma so hard, they'd proclaim her King of the Jews.


THIS.

/Actually, look at the list of chicks Rushdie has nailed, dudes dick should be bronzed after he dies.
 
2011-11-03 01:12:19 PM
Leader O'Cola: FTA:
"...She says she plans to donate the gifts from the couple's $172,000 wedding registry to the Dream Foundation, which helps adults facing life-threatening illnesses...."

how does any of that crap help desperately sick people?


Wait, you mean a $500 butter knife isn't going to help with chemo sickness?
www.michaelcfina.com
 
2011-11-03 01:32:02 PM
Bag of Hammers: GacysBasement: Because People in power are Stupid: [www.theamericanmind.com image 328x251]

Rushdie is "negging" Kim.

I would nail Padma so hard, they'd proclaim her King of the Jews.

THIS.

/Actually, look at the list of chicks Rushdie has nailed, dudes dick should be bronzed after he dies.


img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-11-03 01:48:21 PM
Salman Rushdie isn't hiding, he's been flitting around being a dick and saying no woman writer could ever be as good as him. Whatever.
 
2011-11-03 02:07:42 PM
violetvolume: saying no woman writer could ever be as good as him. Whatever.

He's been getting squirrelly in his old age.
 
2011-11-03 02:46:02 PM
I didn't think there was anything on this planet that could actually make me feel even a little sorry for KK.

I guess I forgot about Rushdie.
 
2011-11-03 03:19:09 PM
That's some class A mockery.
 
2011-11-03 03:43:15 PM
So, I'm on my fourth try at reading Midnight's Children. Its taken me so many tries, but its 'The Booker of the Booker,' y'know? There must be something there even if I can't figure out what it is. I've got less than a hundred pages to go and the farker has to go and write shiat like this? fark Rushdie man, I wish that whole fatwa thing had been a success.
 
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2011-11-03 04:00:45 PM
Wrong target, he really should be mocking both Anne Rice and Stephanie Meyer at this point.
 
2011-11-03 05:01:19 PM
Disposable Rob: Bag of Hammers: GacysBasement: Because People in power are Stupid: [www.theamericanmind.com image 328x251]

Rushdie is "negging" Kim.

I would nail Padma so hard, they'd proclaim her King of the Jews.

THIS.

/Actually, look at the list of chicks Rushdie has nailed, dudes dick should be bronzed after he dies.

img.dailymail.co.uk

Anyone else think he looks like an ethnic Kelsey Grammer there?
 
2011-11-04 03:16:04 PM
This guy is better at advertising than he is at writing.
 
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