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(9 News) Dumbass Hey, wait a minute, this is clearly an iPab   (9news.com) divider line 65
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2011-11-03 11:29:54 AM
I love Appel products.
 
2011-11-03 11:35:05 AM
Now with Vitamin R!
 
2011-11-03 11:41:34 AM
This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard!
 
2011-11-03 11:47:41 AM
If you buy your electronics in gas station parking lots, you get what you deserve.
 
2011-11-03 12:15:05 PM
Should work perfectly with his P-p-p-powerbook
 
2011-11-03 12:29:31 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: If you buy your electronicsanything in gas station parking lots, you get what you deserve.
 
2011-11-03 12:33:11 PM
Bagelox-99: ecmoRandomNumbers: If you buy your electronicsanything in gas station parking lots, you get what you deserve.

But that's where I buy potato salad!
 
2011-11-03 12:34:51 PM
FTA: "Police continue to search for suspects. If someone approaches you attempting to sell an iPad, make sure it's the real thing before you hand over your cash."

Really? I mean, seeing as they have to tell people there is a chance the guy selling expensive items at the gas station isn't on the up and up, you'd think the advice should be "make sure you are not so stupid as to buy it because it will never be the real thing."
 
2011-11-03 02:28:03 PM
It's threads like this that make me think-

Where'd miss diminutive go?
 
2011-11-03 02:57:00 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: If you buy your electronics in gas station parking lots, you get what you deserve.

/thread
 
2011-11-03 02:59:59 PM
It'll go well with my Sorny TV.
 
2011-11-03 03:01:29 PM
I wish they sold iPads at gas stations. They're not nearly as insufferable and cultish as Apple stores.
 
2011-11-03 03:01:59 PM

AqueousBoy


It'll go well with my Sorny TV.


I prefer Magnetbox.
 
2011-11-03 03:02:17 PM
If you buy now, they'll throw in some sweet speakers (they messed up an order and received to many) or perfume that smells like the real thing (they never tell you what that thing is).

Now if you'll excuse me a lady just pulled up in a Chrysler 300 and needs gas money so she can visit her cancer stricken mother in another town.
 
2011-11-03 03:02:49 PM
How did you make the backwards d?
 
2011-11-03 03:02:51 PM
bv2112: I wish they sold iPads at gas stations. They're not nearly as insufferable and cultish as Apple stores.

It would also make sense, since Indians are so adept at IT.

/positive racism is still racist
 
2011-11-03 03:02:58 PM
Criminals selling fake iPads

#firstworldproblems

There are criminals who will slash your throat just for the experience, and then there are "criminals" that will sell you a fake iPad. It's hard to get my outrage up over this.
 
2011-11-03 03:03:41 PM
Bagelox-99: ecmoRandomNumbers: If you buy your electronicsanything in gas station parking lots, you get what you deserve.

What about gas?
 
2011-11-03 03:04:18 PM
AqueousBoy: It'll go well with my Sorny TV.

You bought a Sorny? Hah, newb. The Carnivale is where it's at. It features two-pronged wall plug, pre-molded hand grip well, durable outer casing to prevent fallapart...
 
2011-11-03 03:04:43 PM
reminds me of the Xbox box autions on ebay.
 
2011-11-03 03:05:07 PM
ArkAngel: Should work perfectly with his P-p-p-powerbook

Good times....
 
2011-11-03 03:05:18 PM
i got $10 rolax
 
2011-11-03 03:05:34 PM
cgraves67: Bagelox-99: ecmoRandomNumbers: If you buy your electronicsanything in gas station parking lots, you get what you deserve.

What about gas?


specialy gas.
 
2011-11-03 03:06:38 PM
www.computerriver.com

Seems legit.
 
2011-11-03 03:07:48 PM
CSB:

Last winter Fed Ex dropped of 2 cases of Ipads at my work by accident. They were ment for the mall down the road. The labels on the cases were so badly damaged we had no idea where they were going or where they came from. The invoice helped but all it had on it was a phone number, we ended up calling it and it was an electronics store and they were about to write them off. But Fed Ex came back and picked them up. Damnit!
 
2011-11-03 03:09:31 PM
Every time I read about people paying hundreds of dollars to buy electronics in a parking lot, I immediately get depressed about the fact that I haven't found a way of scamming my shockingly naive fellow citizens out of their money.
 
2011-11-03 03:16:43 PM
illegal.tender: [www.computerriver.com image 400x300]

Seems legit.


What is this? I don't even phnoe!
 
2011-11-03 03:17:10 PM
groppet: CSB:

Last winter Fed Ex dropped of 2 cases of Ipads at my work by accident. They were ment for the mall down the road. The labels on the cases were so badly damaged we had no idea where they were going or where they came from. The invoice helped but all it had on it was a phone number, we ended up calling it and it was an electronics store and they were about to write them off. But Fed Ex came back and picked them up. Damnit!


Jerry: So, we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo, now?
Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write-off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: Jerry all these big companies they write off everything.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Kramer: But they do - and they are the ones writing it off.

Link
 
2011-11-03 03:20:03 PM
How did you get that backwards 'd'?
 
2011-11-03 03:20:15 PM
... people are this stupid?

Wait, do I even need to ask that?
 
2011-11-03 03:24:01 PM
 
2011-11-03 03:25:03 PM
My iBone 4 has been working great so far.
 
2011-11-03 03:26:48 PM
That reporter looks like he can get some serious hemorrhoids.
 
2011-11-03 03:27:30 PM
Why even report the story? I say, just keep this a secret. Let criminals continue to separate stupid people from their money. I don't even understand how people can be so easily scammed.
 
2011-11-03 03:28:53 PM
is this like a Catsup/Ketchup kind of argument? cuz I prefer Ketchsup.
 
2011-11-03 03:29:46 PM
squidgod2000: Woman Buys Wooden iPad From Parking Lot Scammers (new window)

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 500x292]

/hot


Aw, a dumb girl got taken. How sweet.

Barbie Dream Hearse: My iBone 4 has been working great so far.

Nobody wants to hear about your lonely sexual festivities.
 
2011-11-03 03:34:41 PM
"I have an iPab"?

seattle98.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-03 03:35:01 PM
Crazy Ike: How did you make the backwards d?

You use the ALT key, see: p. Dammit!
 
VYV
2011-11-03 03:39:13 PM
i.imgur.com
heyyy, waitaminute. sumpin' funny about this Sony Xplod amp...can't quite tell what. Oh well, 25 bucks is a hell of a deal!

/morans
 
2011-11-03 03:40:08 PM
GoodOmens: groppet: CSB:

Last winter Fed Ex dropped of 2 cases of Ipads at my work by accident. They were ment for the mall down the road. The labels on the cases were so badly damaged we had no idea where they were going or where they came from. The invoice helped but all it had on it was a phone number, we ended up calling it and it was an electronics store and they were about to write them off. But Fed Ex came back and picked them up. Damnit!

Jerry: So, we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo, now?
Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write-off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: Jerry all these big companies they write off everything.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Kramer: But they do - and they are the ones writing it off.

Link


I wish I could get the last 15 seconds of my life back.
 
2011-11-03 03:41:23 PM
DubyaHater: Why even report the story? I say, just keep this a secret. Let criminals continue to separate stupid people from their money. I don't even understand how people can be so easily scammed.

Hey, it works for BofA, Citibank, Well's Fargo, and Chase.
 
2011-11-03 03:41:35 PM
Hey man I'm out of gas and money, can you spare any gas money so I can get to my job interview next town over?
 
2011-11-03 03:42:14 PM
Link (new window)

/Where's Ric Romero?
 
2011-11-03 03:43:53 PM
DubyaHater: Why even report the story? I say, just keep this a secret. Let criminals continue to separate stupid people from their money. I don't even understand how people can be so easily scammed.

It's greed, from both parties. The criminal is selling a fake product, but the buyer thinks that the product is real. If the buyer thinks that it's real, it obviously has to be stolen, especially since the transaction is happening in a gas station parking lot. The buyer thinks, "Fark, yea!" and gets exactly what they deserve.
 
2011-11-03 03:45:56 PM
oh_please: DubyaHater: Why even report the story? I say, just keep this a secret. Let criminals continue to separate stupid people from their money. I don't even understand how people can be so easily scammed.

It's greed, from both parties. The criminal is selling a fake product, but the buyer thinks that the product is real. If the buyer thinks that it's real, it obviously has to be stolen, especially since the transaction is happening in a gas station parking lot. The buyer thinks, "Fark, yea!" and gets exactly what they deserve.


So I should hang on to my iPad box for a bit?
 
2011-11-03 03:46:33 PM
BigNumber12: Every time I read about people paying hundreds of dollars to buy electronics in a parking lot, I immediately get depressed about the fact that I haven't found a way of scamming my shockingly naive fellow citizens out of their money.

1. Start a news aggregate website

2. Charge the gullible five bucks a month for the opportunity to feel superior

3. Profit!

You could call it dork.com or something...
 
2011-11-03 03:51:33 PM
squidgod2000: Woman Buys Wooden iPad From Parking Lot Scammers (new window)

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 500x292]

/hot


Holy Shiat, I can't believe she gave her name to the paper, that's like broadcasting your dumbassery to the world.

/"Never buy anything in a parking lot from a man with a gold toof" that's my motto.
//unless you really need to get high
 
2011-11-03 04:02:13 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: AqueousBoy

It'll go well with my Sorny TV.


I prefer Magnetbox.


I know a genuine Panaphonic when I see one.
 
2011-11-03 04:06:09 PM
Bagelox-99: ecmoRandomNumbers: If you buy your electronicsanything in gas station parking lots, you get what you deserve.

I buy bbq chicken halves in gas station parking lots for $3.50. Happens at least two Saturdays a month from April-Sept.

The Fulks Run Ruritan club has the best.
If there is a church attached to the sale don't buy it. They skimp on the seasonings.
 
2011-11-03 04:19:17 PM
I'm glad I bought this from that guy in New York instead of some random gas station. It would have sucked if it were a fake:

img99.imageshack.us
 
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