Dear SeacowChoke,
Showing up somewhere and being fat doesn't count as work.

Sincerely,
the 99%

I had a hard time reading that headline.

Let's just get this out of the way early.

I wish I could stop working and become an economically secure recluse when I get "distraught."

/seriously Kim, go play Xbox all day, get a degree in philosophy, and volunteer in a soup kitchen. you got the the means

Somebody off her already. Pretty sad when I'm starting to miss Paris Hilton...

"Work"?

Who cares what she does? Shut up and make with the pics.

Actually, she can't do anything...sorry, bad grammar irks me.

BOO FARKING HOO.....

Big butt, pig girl, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

kingflower: BOO FARKING HOO.....

Big butt, pig girl, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Is that where bacon comes from?

Infernalist: [pictures.vinatro.com image 427x640]

Who cares what she does? Shut up and make with the pics.

Any picture that does not show her butt, is a waste of my time. And I do not mean any picture of Kim Kardashian. I mean any picture.

She was in a quandary!


/centralscrutinizer

Wow. The headline. Implied double negative burn? Seriously? That is one long walk for such a dumb joke.

KnowEyeInnTeem: Infernalist: [pictures.vinatro.com image 427x640]

Who cares what she does? Shut up and make with the pics.

Any picture that does not show her butt, is a waste of my time. And I do not mean any picture of Kim Kardashian. I mean any picture.

I beg to differ

Infernalist:Who cares what she does? Shut up and make with the pics.

This. Any thread about her is as useless as she is without pics.

KnowEyeInnTeem: ny picture that does not show her butt, is a waste of my time.

Fine.

why doesn't she just become a porn star and marry Charlie Sheen ...she's already a whore

Persnickety: KnowEyeInnTeem: Infernalist: [pictures.vinatro.com image 427x640]

Who cares what she does? Shut up and make with the pics.

Any picture that does not show her butt, is a waste of my time. And I do not mean any picture of Kim Kardashian. I mean any picture.

I beg to differ

[img407.imageshack.us image 600x800]

Just photoshop her butt to the front and you have a winner.

She is a worthless human being, but holy shiat is she sexy. I mean, she's WAY up there.

The-Brain: Infernalist:Who cares what she does? Shut up and make with the pics.

This. Any thread about her is as useless as she is without pics.

KnowEyeInnTeem: ny picture that does not show her butt, is a waste of my time.

Fine.
[i1011.photobucket.com image 400x628]

Her expression makes it looks like she knows what I am imagining. But, she is not disgusted, so that is a bonus.

The-Brain: Infernalist:Who cares what she does? Shut up and make with the pics.

This. Any thread about her is as useless as she is without pics.

KnowEyeInnTeem: ny picture that does not show her butt, is a waste of my time.

Fine.
[i1011.photobucket.com image 400x628]

She's wearing a butt enhancer.

realmolo: She is a worthless human being, but holy shiat is she sexy. I mean, she's WAY up there.

I agree. Of all the vapid celebutante skanks, at least this one is veritably sexy. biatch is shaped like a comic book villain.

For someone as hot as she is the "fappable pic to screechy entitled vapid noise" ratio is way outta whack. Now, I can put up with alot, more than I care to admit. But with her it just seems to be turning into testing the outer limits of what the general public will put up with.

Spade: kingflower: BOO FARKING HOO.....

Big butt, pig girl, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Is that where bacon comes from?

It is where they keep Heidi, Spencer, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Ritchie......I also think there are a few casts worth of The Real World trapped down there, gasping for air in the cold and darkness.....signing autographs for pennies on the dollar......they are all awaiting the arrival of the Kardashians.

Well, since she's been doing a bunch of interviews and hawking her new line of products, I suppose you don't really have to have a fully functioning brain to make those appearances or do - and I use this word in the very loosest of terms - her "job".

She did just cancel the rest of her appearances in Australia. She's coming back stateside, so that she can properly fame whore. You know walking around looking sad, while buying $100,000 bags, and wearing her Sketchers Shape ups or whatever the Hell she's pushing.

For Pete's sake, she went to Australia to promote her own handbags, and then cancelled her non-Karadashian events, while Kris H (who was apparently blindsided by the divorce) cancelled his Vegas appearance and went to be with family in Minnesota. She could act like she is upset about the ruin of her 72 day marriage. At least he had the good sense to.

/not defending Kris H. Just saying.

Looks like the only one using a double negative is subby. Ironic, doncha think?

All I have to say

You know what might help you get over your divorce, Kim? GET A REGULAR farkING JOB, OR DRIVE OFF A CLIFF. Dealer's choice.

Just shut your mouth honey and turn around......I'm not done yet.

/Dat aaa.....you know.
//That's her only real job

ManateeGag: except for that promotional tour she's doing in Australia. I guess that counts as nothing.

First paragraph of TFA - "she is so "distraught" over the divorce and torrent of publicity that followed, she's bailing on her Australian appearances and returning to the US of A."

Boo Farking Ho.

How I know you didn't read TFA?

Persnickety: KnowEyeInnTeem:
Any picture that does not show her butt, is a waste of my time. And I do not mean any picture of Kim Kardashian. I mean any picture.

I beg to differ

[img407.imageshack.us image 600x800]

OK, you like fake tits. So?

I doubt she knows what 'distraught' means. Kind of a big word for her. She's probably just saying she's constipated or something.

I really hope this divorce was her jumping the shark with the tabloid buyers, which is the main reason she stays in the news.

She's definitely attractive, but oddly shaped. I'm going to have to conduct some independent research to draw a conclusion

sounds like she made a big-ass mistake.

jimmiejaz: [i.imgur.com image 340x1100]
All I have to say

Now I don't wanna say the marriage was a COMPLETE FARKING SHAM, but look at that kiss. A little peck on the lips, and she's still in her wedding dress. What passion. She probably already had him trained to not mess up her lipstick.

busy chillin': sounds like she made a big-ass mistake.

I'd like to think she made a big ass-mistake!

The woman may be pretty.... but she is poison.

Please... lets not give her any more publicity for this divorce too. The wedding build up was way too much already.

jimmiejaz: [i.imgur.com image 340x1100]

[Kim is a slut]

Where do I sign up?

I fig. a full-body raincoat and a bath in disinfectant afterward should give me a fight chance of ultimately surviving the encounter.

If not,