What happened to Perry? He was the darling du jour for a bit until Cain polled better. We just tossing Perry aside now or did he say something specific that made him toxic?

Lou Bega

Fark you, subby. Fark you long, and fark you hard.

I, for one, await Lou Bega's tax plan #5

Spindle: What happened to Perry?

He spoke.

So, let's just go ahead and put Obama up for term #2 if this is the best that the GOP can muster.

/not a huge Obama fan.
//frustrated with our 2 party system.
///yes, I know it's not technically a 2 party system.

Spindle: What happened to Perry?

My money's on a blood clot in the brain.

Spindle: We just tossing Perry aside now or did he say something specific that made him toxic?

"Was it was, before he was before the social programs of the standpoint he was for standing up for Roe vs. Wade?"

Over/under on this lasting longer than a Kim Kardashian wedding?

"Cain's downfall"

LOL

The real issue that Mitt Romney will be eviscerated in the general election by his in-between stance on tea party issues and social issues. What he says one year differs from the next and unfortunately, Mitt is about as decent of a candidate the Republicans have to offer.

And just as the panelists stated today on Morning Joe, i can think of 200 other individuals more qualified on foreign policy and tax code than Herman Cain.

/Cain is a joke
//Daily Show skits on him have been precious

xanadian: I'm just hoping all this derp wraps around until all that's left is Huntsman. Hell, I'll even take RON PAUL over those other idiots.

/not really
//just wanted to say RON PAUL

I make my students write Ron Paul as RON PAUL. I told them I would knock points off their score if they didn't. It's become a pretty funny joke.

/Dead Serious
//They all do it, even when they know I'm joking.

/oblig

Perry was possessed by the ghost of Paul Lynde.
Newt at least doesn't harass women in general. Just his wives.

balthan: Spindle: What happened to Perry?

He spoke.

About 9% longer than he should have.

Bust out the Callista photoshops!

Where's that angry birds one?

sprawl15: Spindle: We just tossing Perry aside now or did he say something specific that made him toxic?

"Was it was, before he was before the social programs of the standpoint he was for standing up for Roe vs. Wade?"

I am the Walrus?

balthan: Spindle: What happened to Perry?

He spoke.

That and he turned out to be a deeply closeted

Librul

The tea partiers are nuts. They know full well only Romney has a decent chance of beating Obama, because no one can win the presidential election with the support of indepedents, and Romney's the only republican candidate close enough to the middle to win them over....and yet they just might throw all that away for their "family values", political purity nonsense.

\I like Obama, and even though he keeps pissing me off, I would never vote for anyone too far from the middle.

JAYoung: Perry was possessed by the ghost of Paul Lynde.
Newt at least doesn't harass women in general. Just his wives.

After 8 years with Clinton as harrasser in Chief? It is clear no one cares.

Cain's fundraising returns have doubled in the last week though......

spcMike: Spindle: What happened to Perry? He was the darling du jour for a bit until Cain polled better. We just tossing Perry aside now or did he say something specific that made him toxic?

Perry kept talking. He sunk himself.

Eeech, looking at the polling numbers from the article he did that spectacularly.

Newt as the Republican candidate? Oh, I am going to need soooo much popcorn for that.

*without the support of indepedents

\ftfm

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Romney's the only republican candidate close enough to the middle to win them over.

Hunstman would be even better, alas he's so buried by all the crazy talk he can't get any traction.

pootsie: sprawl15: Spindle: We just tossing Perry aside now or did he say something specific that made him toxic?

"Was it was, before he was before the social programs of the standpoint he was for standing up for Roe vs. Wade?"

I am the Walrus?

Shut the fark up, Donny!

Diogenes: James!: Sure, Cain goes down on a sexual harassment accusation so you bring in Mr. "Blow-jobs for AMERICA".

Way to be.

They'd forgive a mass murderer if it meant beating Fartbongo.

So you are saying Dick Cheney is the next candidate of the month?

33% of the articles in the Political Tab were from TPM on November 2. Too much left troll that counts for news on Fark.

I thought Santorum was supposed to be the next flavor of the month.
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-presidential-primary/189783- wi ll-santorum-be-next-flavor-of-the-month

Callista Gingrich is......how the fark does her hair stay like that all the time? Is it shellacked in place or something? It's like a white-blonde helmet. Also, someone should tell her to quit smiling like she's trying to con the day nurse at the asylum out of an extra dose of Haldol. It's creepy.

F*cking hilarious. Why not just nominate a potted plant or a chainsaw or something? I'm sure that candidate Inanimate Carbon Rod has a much better chance of winning this stupid nomination than Newt.

Hasn't anyone found a big enough bathtub to drown all these morons in yet?

couchgnome: JAYoung: Perry was possessed by the ghost of Paul Lynde.
Newt at least doesn't harass women in general. Just his wives.

After 8 years with Clinton as harrasser in Chief? It is clear no one cares.


I don't care so much about the harassment charges, but the way he has handled this situation brings his competence as a leader into question.

But I do find it just a tad hypocritical that the party of 'moral values' seems unfazed by these allegations.

trotsky: xanadian: I'm just hoping all this derp wraps around until all that's left is Huntsman. Hell, I'll even take RON PAUL over those other idiots.

/not really
//just wanted to say RON PAUL

I make my students write Ron Paul as RON PAUL. I told them I would knock points off their score if they didn't. It's become a pretty funny joke.

/Dead Serious
//They all do it, even when they know I'm joking.

Ron Paul baffles me. I'll be reading something about his positions and find myself going, "Yes, we could kill that program... No, we really don't need that agency... Yes, the government should stay out of that social issue... WHAT THE FRACK?!?!11!"

It's the mental equivalent of driving down the freeway at 70 on cruise control when somebody unexpectedly drops a fresh corpse from an overpass right in your lane: BUMP! WHAT THE FRACK?!?!11!

Then you spend the rest of the day cleaning soft tissue from your tire treads and removing bone splinters from the grill.

/RON PAUL!

dosboot: 33% of the articles in the Political Tab were from TPM on November 2. Too much left troll that counts for news on Fark.

HELP ME WE'RE BEING PERSECUTED

SAVE ME FROM A SLIGHTLY HIGHER NUMBER OF LINKS FROM A WEBSITE I'VE DEEMED TOO LEFT

they really are just rotating these farkers out, arent they?

Im glad Im not the only one who caught on

mgary: I thought Santorum was supposed to be the next flavor of the month.
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-presidential-primary/189783- wi ll-santorum-be-next-flavor-of-the-month

You might want to reconsider using the words "Santorum" and "flavor" in the same sentence.

\eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

mgary: I thought Santorum was supposed to be the next flavor of the month.
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-presidential-primary/189783- wi ll-santorum-be-next-flavor-of-the-month

ackb4r: But I do find it just a tad hypocritical that the party of 'moral values' seems unfazed by these allegations.

They're unphased because they think sexual harassment isn't real, it's just a trick made up by the left. Really.

Philip Francis Queeg: Diogenes: James!: Sure, Cain goes down on a sexual harassment accusation so you bring in Mr. "Blow-jobs for AMERICA".

Way to be.

They'd forgive a mass murderer if it meant beating Fartbongo.

So you are saying Dick Cheney is the next candidate of the month?

I don't think Cheney's heart is in it.

this is how It was always gonna go. the republicans are just cycling through each candidate, bringing them into the limelight and comparing them to romney to figure out exactly why they hate the current guy worse. perry's gone, bachmann's a joke, cain's beginning to crash, paul wasn't going anywhere from the start, next up is gingrich, and when the RNC finally puts romney into the general, everyone will know why. then they won't like him anyway, stay home, and obama's got 4 more years.

and now, an argument on gingrich.

jokerpopcorn.gif

Tebow>all the farktards in the GOP race

/got nuthin

Meanwhile, everyone ignores the right man for the job, Gary Johnson. A true fiscal conservative and much more socially liberal than any other republican.

Which is why everyone hates him.

Link (new window)

Liberals don't like him because he's not liberal enough (abortion, stem-cells), conservatives hate him because he's too liberal (drug policies).