Needs a trunkmonkey.

Have you installed any after-market products that could have interfered with the systems? It's usually human error that causes these things.

I'm a stabby criminal. Now, I'm hiding in your backseat. Then I'm all... STAB STAB STAB! So, get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from mayhem like me!

Am not surprised he blended in.

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What?

Perhaps I'm in some delirious state of awesome or just tired as hell, but subby, thank you for the laugh this morning

Bin_jammin: Needs a trunkmonkey.

My first thought too.

IKanHazaBukkit: I'm a stabby criminal. Now, I'm hiding in your backseat. Then I'm all... STAB STAB STAB! So, get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from mayhem like me!

Now THAT'S funny! I can even see it in my mind...

Just need the guy following them in the car and flashing their lights to no longer be an urban legend. Close, though...very, very close.

IKanHazaBukkit: I'm a stabby criminal. Now, I'm hiding in your backseat. Then I'm all... STAB STAB STAB! So, get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from mayhem like me!

my favorite is the one with the raccoon. however this MUST be made.

kd8our: IKanHazaBukkit: I'm a stabby criminal. Now, I'm hiding in your backseat. Then I'm all... STAB STAB STAB! So, get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from mayhem like me!

my favorite is the one with the raccoon. however this MUST be made.

My fav is the "blind spot" bit. That one is always a laughfest.

"I have a habit of getting in and out of the car, looking in the back seat and making sure he don't forget nothing for work," Kelly said. "Apparently, somebody was back there, but they was back side-up and blending in with the black floor. That's why I didn't see him."

What language is this?

She probably put him there.

Adolph's Tavern? Do they sell "I got gassed at Adolph's" t-shirts?

IKanHazaBukkit: I'm a stabby criminal. Now, I'm hiding in your backseat. Then I'm all... STAB STAB STAB! So, get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from mayhem like me!

Don't forget to collect your complimentary internets on your way out. Thanks.

Horrible things like this are going to continue until this country institutes stronger knife control laws!

this is why I keep my back seat full of things and trash.
even if some feller manages to get in, he probably won't be able to find his way out.
and since I already have about 85 of those little trees hanging from my heater controls, I won't smell and and I won't even know he's there until I need the jack stands for something.

And then he found out the person he gave a ride home had actually DIED in that bar 3 years ago!

I need On Star to find the clit. (new window)

zabadu: What language is this?

She probably put him there.

What language is this?
Pittsburgheese

She probably put him there.
Bingo.

Don't they require at least a grade school education in Pittsburgh. Good God, the quotes made me want to cry.

zabadu: What language is this?

allthesametome: Don't they require at least a grade school education in Pittsburgh. Good God, the quotes made me want to cry.

Damn people, two sentences and two cases of subject-verb disagreement, and you are all rendered unable to comprehend? Methinks thou doth protest too much.

allthesametome: the quotes made me want to cry

Try farking living there.
When I got the fark out of High School, I ran as far and fast as I could.
When I have to go back for anything, I cringe listening to "Yinz" and "stufflikethatthere".

Didn't you people learn anything during the first ten years of the internet? ALWAYS check the back seat!

The getting behind me and flashing the brights thing happened to me once. Because I had been warned in a helpful and informative chain email, though, I knew not to pull over. I'll never know if I would have died that night. *shiver*

Headline brought tears to my eyes from laughing.....and yes, I am off my meds, but that has nothing to do with it.

Another OnStar thread? Let me see if I can bring it up to speed from the last one.

Man, fark OnStar. I had this friend and he'd always go out and get, like, shiatty drunk and then drive around neighborhoods for fun. Ya know, normal stuff. But one day, he's had nothing but a few beers, a couple of shots, and half a bottle of vodka, and he gets to chatting with this biatch via OnStar, and she's like "Sir, you need to not be driving in your condition. You're clearly drunk." My friend - a funny guy - is all like "Well, you need to not be TALKING in your current condition, 'cause you're clearly a biatch."

Wouldn't you know that that slut narced on him and the cops pulled him over? farking pigs arrested him because of some OnStar rep who was upset that she got called on being a biatch.

That's why I hate OnStar and cops.

This is why I a) drive a two-seater and b) don't have OnStar.

Time to get a trunk monkey.

Hyppy: SirDonut: [img694.imageshack.us image 375x280]

Is that from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?

You mean the single book set that ruined my childhood dreams and turned me into a paranoid nervous wreck? Why, yes, it is.

Just doing a GIS brings back memories of how utterly frightening those illustrations were to me. The stories weren't anything too, too horrific - I was very skeptical of anything supernatural/legendary/mythical as a kid - but the images were fierce.

I actually sacrificed the middle of a story and tore out one of the illustrated pages because I couldn't bear to look at it...

/csb

Submitted First With a Better Headline: That's why I hate OnStar and cops.

If he was behind the wheel drunk, he had it coming. Sorry you hate people for doing what they're supposed to do.

/unless this was some kinda ironic troll, in which case, +1 you magnificent bastard