Countersue for statutory rape. He was drunk AND underage? Oh boy.

/bet he was all like Baby. Baby. Baby. Oh.

A: he was of the age of consent

B: have a paternity test done.

C: Cover "Billie Jean" if the tests clear you

D: "Lose my virginity" are the operative words in that statement.

Bunnyhat: Andromeda: RexTalionis: Question, did the fan just admit to statutory rape, then?

My thoughts too- if this happened in 2010 and he's 17 now and she's 20, well not looking too good for her.

Plus why the fark would you decide to lose your virginity to a random fan in 30 seconds backstage if you were such a teenage heart throb?

Just because you are a teenage heart throb doesn't mean you have a lot of time go get sexed up right between parents, agents, and the media.

More likely it is a line he's used many, many times because it works, for some reason.

Andromeda: Plus why the fark would you decide to lose your virginity to a random fan in 30 seconds backstage if you were such a teenage heart throb?

Isn't that the entire point of being a musical star?

Wait a minute! I thought he was gay!

vpb: I suspect that JB lost it to some dude long ago.

Dude, not cool. Jack Black is the man. Don't go around slandering him.

Usher must be proud.

15yo and first time with a girl and people think 30 sec is bad? Do you remember being 15?

i dont know how it was for the rest of y'all but losing your virginity in 30 secons sounds about right.

Do a paternity test. Otherwise, STFU about it. It's not like it's even a big mystery if he's the father or not.

I_C_Weener: 30 seconds? Who can last that long?

Pffffffttt who WANTS to?

/"I gots shiat to DO today!"

Am I supposed to believe his balls have not only dropped, but had dropped prior to three years ago?

And even if it was statutory rape, he'd be on the hook for child support, I'm sure.

Though I can just imagine the snickers when she says in court "He should man up and pay!"

*pleadthefif.jpg*

Paternity tests, how do they work?

Wow, Beiber's really committed himself to the lesbian thing, hasn't he?

Andromeda: Plus why the fark would you decide to lose your virginity to a random fan in 30 seconds backstage if you were such a teenage heart throb?

You know how I know you were never a teenage male?

/it decides what it wants

Father_Jack: i dont know how it was for the rest of y'all but losing your virginity in 30 secons sounds about right.

35 max..

guitardedx69: Paternity tests, how do they work?

Depends on if the accused father is allowed to call for one. If he has to get permission from the mother, then she'll probably say no.

Father_Jack: i dont know how it was for the rest of y'all but losing your virginity in 30 secons sounds about right.

Yeah, but the great thing about losing my virginity as a teen was being able to say "Hold on, let's try that again..."

Detinwolf: 15yo and first time with a girl and people think 30 sec is bad? Do you remember being 15?

Actually my first time took over an hour for some reason. Not bragging, I was trying to get it done long before that, and we both ended up a biatchafed. The second time took about as long as well. After that, it became easier.

That kid is straight?

Something seems odd...

Who is he anyway?

ManateeGag: Maybe he's just embarrassed that it's being reported that he only lasted 30 seconds.

True, but if slow that experience it down by like 800 times, it becomes quite different.

Alright, so I clicked despite not giving a fark about JB.

What got me curious was the "plead the 5th" reference. Why would he invoke his right not to incriminate himself regarding a civil matter? And one which he seems to have no possible criminal liability?

Maybe, I thought, he was just stonewalling and subby just stretched a bit on the 5th thing. But there really wasn't anything like that in TFA article, either.

So, in summary, I guess I still don't give a fark. .

Maybe this is a publicity stunt to make us think he's straight.

It is impossible for him to have fathered a child. Twinks can't get preggers.

If the girl is lying, then i feel sorry for the real dad....

He got upstaged by a teenage heart throb, but will eventually have to pay the child support anyway.

How will we ever recover from this dark moment in American history?

life finds a way

Mike_LowELL: [www.the-ghetto.org image 400x674]

I GOT DIS GUYS

I GOT DIS

U HEAR ME DAWG?

I GOT DIS

I less than three you if you made that.

/pretty fun game if you don't smash your PSP first.

30 Sec?! Wow he's a stud!

Hobodeluxe: A: he was of the age of consent

B: have a paternity test done.

C: Cover "Billie Jean" if the tests clear you

D: "Lose my virginity" are the operative words in that statement.

E. Remake The Legend of Billie Jean w/ him in the title role.